General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

On about eggs, when I worked in a grocers shop, I once took six eggs in a egg carton, and very carefully boiled them, making sure that the egg shells did not split, I did this by putting the eggs in a pan full of cold water, and bringing them slowly to the boil, I then returned the eggs to the egg carton when they were cold, and placed the carton back on the shop shelf, you could not tell that they had been boiled, and I waited for them to be sold and brought back to the shop, with the complaint that they had been boiled, I imagined some poor soul cracking open an egg into a frying pan, only to find the egg had been boiled

But nothing happened, the eggs went, but I didn't see who bought them, but they never came back, and I came to the conclusion that they must have been boiled again

I bet they tasted awful though