General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Me and the Mrs. were sat on the sofa. She had a sad look on her face;

"Cheer up" I said,

"Oh I'm ok" she sighed "just a bit sad"

"You're fab" I said,

"Thanks" she said,

"You're mine" I said,

"I know silly!" she chuckled,

"I love you" I said,

"Aww!" she gushed "That's so lovely!"

"Marry me" I said,

She squealed with joy and stood up and started clapping like a seal, "Yes!" she bellowed "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

I looked up at her and said "Yes what?"

"Yes I will marry you!" she beamed,

"Sod off!" I said "Here, have a Love Heart".