General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Coming back from another recent EC summit in Rome, various European leaders were forced to take the train due to a strike by Swiss Air controllers;

Sitting together in the same compartment, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel and the young and very attractive female Irish foreign minister

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a kiss followed by a loud slap

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Sarkozy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek

No one speaks, everyone is extremely shocked and embarrassed

Angela Merkel thinks: Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have kissed the Irish girl in the dark, and she slapped his cheek

The Irish girl thinks: Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have tried to kiss me in the dark, but missed and kissed Merkel and she slapped his cheek

Sarkozy thinks: Why me ? That perfidious Cameron must have groped the Irish girl in the dark knowing that I’d get the blame for it and she slapped me…the English bastard

Cameron thinks: I can’t wait for another tunnel;
just so I can kiss the back of my hand again and smack that little French sod another time