General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

two irish men go for a job
the foreman first brings in murphy for a quick iq test

the foreman asks:
what would happen if i covered your right eye?

murphy:
i would be half blind,

what would happen if i covered both eyes?

i would be totally blind,

ok said the foreman you have the job,

so on the way out he whispers to pat "half blind..totally blind"

so the foreman brings in pat:
what would happen if i cut off your left ear?

pat:
i would be half blind,

foreman:
then what would happen if i cut off both ears?

pat:
i would be totally blind

how do you make that out asked the foreman

pat,
well my hat would fall over my eyes !!