General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat"

The man groaned but didn't budge

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager"

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success

Finally, they summoned the police

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam" the man moaned

"Where ya from Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied

"The balcony"