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Started by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshire lad walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked "What's tha sellin' ere lad?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a***-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshire lad said, "Tha's doing well then
Only two left!"

Replied: 17th Mar 2011 at 19:49

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