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THE NIGHT THAT DAVE BERRY NEARLY GOT KNOCKED DOWN


I remember it like it was only yesterday,
On the corner of my street.
Dave Berry stopped to talk to me,
and nearly ended up as mincemeat.

The car in question,
Driven by some nutter with a grudge,
Came speedily for him,
Until I moved to give him a nudge.

A body swerve some onlookers remarked,
As he defied gravity and VAR,
And the dickhead boy racer
Nearly wrote off his car.

And to this day as Dave still breathes fresh air,
At Norley junction, near misses abound.
The miracle that occurred at the top of the street,
The night Dave Berry nearly got knocked down.


Jarvo 2022 :(