General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Teacher :- "Billy, if there are five birds perched on a fence and you shoot one, how many birds are left"?

Billy :- "None, Miss. Because the other four would fly away"!

Teacher :- "Actually, the answer is four. But I like your way of thinking, Billy"!

Billy :- "Can I ask you a question, Miss"?
"There are three women, each eating an ice-cream. One is licking it, one is biting it and one is sucking it. Which one is married"?

Teacher, rather nervously, replies :- "The one sucking"?

Billy says, : "Actually, the answer is 'the one wearing a wedding ring', but I like your way of thinking, Miss"!


Pickfords or Pickavances?