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Started by: cordyline (5350) 

A guy calls a chimney sweep to get his chimney cleaned.
The sweep checks it out and then says he can do the job for £1,200.

"TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS!" the guy shouts.

"For that much I'll do it myself"

The sweep chuckles and says "Okay -- soot yourself"

Replied: 18th May 2020 at 11:52

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