General (General discussion, talk about anything.)
A guy calls a chimney sweep to get his chimney cleaned.
The sweep checks it out and then says he can do the job for £1,200.
"TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS!" the guy shouts.
"For that much I'll do it myself"
The sweep chuckles and says "Okay -- soot yourself"
Replied: 18th May 2020 at 11:52