General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

After hearing a couple of gunshots from next door, a neighbour calls the police and an armed response unit arrive and burst through the front door.

After a couple of minutes, an armed officer walks calmly back to his car and calls the station.

“Sarge” he says “A woman here has just shot her husband”

The Sergeant replies “OK. Have established a motive yet?”

“Yes, Sarge” replies the officer “apparently, he stepped on the kitchen floor just after she’d mopped it”

“Christ!” says the Sergeant, “have you arrested her?”.

“No, not yet” says the officer. “The floor’s still wet”