General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A woman wants to be a nun so joins a silent order, it is explained to her that she is only allowed to speak two words in a review with the mother superior every ten years.
Ten years passes and at the review she says "beds hard"
another ten years passes and at the review she says "food cold"
Another ten years goes by and at the review she says "I quit"!
The mother superior looks at her and says " it's probably for the best, you've done nothing but complain since you've been here"

Death becomes us all. Amen.