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Started by: cordyline (5350) 

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bleedin' bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again you wee shite I'll nail your beak to the bar!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Replied: 1st Apr 2020 at 22:57

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