General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

There were three applicants for an accountant's position.

The first one went in to be interviewed and was told he had to do a little test. "What's two plus two?" The applicant looked down at his hands. "No using your fingers" said the interviewer. Eventually the first applicant came up with the correct answer and was told that someone would be in touch with him.

The second applicant went to see the interviewer and quick as a flash, when asked what is two plus two, gave the correct answer. The interviewer nodded appreciatively, obviously impressed and again said that someone would be in touch.

The third interviewee was invited in and was asked the same question.
He instantly jumped up, went to the window, closed the blinds, went to the office door opened it, looked down the corridor, shut the door, went close up to the the interviewer and whispered in his ear

"What do you want it to be?"

I think we all know who got the job!