Riddle me this

(Posted on General in error)
What is so fragile that by whispering it breaks?

Has it got anything to do with Jimmy

Shhhhhh......save it

Ooo no, it was the riddler who said it....I forgot about the oompa loompa's though
Here

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

E

Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.

Googlists need not reply.

Begins in F, and ends in reak.....Cluws?

Paddy gets off the ferry at Liverpool and jumps in a cab.
Cab driver says, "I've got a riddle for ya." He continues, "brothers or sisters have I none, but that man's father is my grandfather's son. Who is it?"
"I'm sorry," says Paddy, "I'm no good at riddles, you'll have to tell me."
"Okay," says the cab driver, "it's me."
"Oh right" says Paddy, "I'll have to remember that one."
Paddy arrives at his friends house and says, "hey Dave, I've got a great riddle for ya!" He continues, "brothers or sisters have I none, but that man's father is my grandfather's son. Who is it?"
"Well, it's you" says Dave.
"No it's not, you silly get," says Paddy, "it's a taxi driver from Liverpool."

I was doing a crossword puzzle:

"The interval of time between birth and death...6 letters".

I was about to write my answer in, but thought life is too short.

The Mrs has just asked me if I knew an answer to a crossword puzzle she was doing. "What's the clue?" I asked her, " a unit of power equal to 1 joule per second; the power dissipated by a current of 1 ampere flowing across a resistance of 1 ohm" she said,

"Watt"

Then she repeated the clue.

What is the national currency of Egypt?

Drachma?

VAS?

Bugger,

Is it 13 amp?

It isn't a bleedin' washing machine!

Egyptian pounds?

I'll end up googling.

You already have!

Easy q now.....so google not required...

Which Arabian princess saved her life by telling stories for 1001 nights ?

'You already have'

Not for this item, I haven't.

You swine!

Do you think a seal woud bite the postman?

It would eat him were he dressed inappropriately.
You wear a dinner jacket next time you go to clean out their enclosure and see.

You wear a dinner jacket next time you go to clean out their enclosure and see.

There are mixed messages there.

'Enclosure'?

"Cashier number three" comes to mind.

Isn't enclosure the correct terminology for a room full of penguins?

Dunno the correct de rigueur either.

Penguins. Dinner jackets.

What has this got to do with seals and Postmen?

Don't do the 'blew a seal' joke

That reminds me. Must have a look for Julia Bradbury on yon church tower.

She due?

4:20

Wise advice about not getting too near the edge. (Edge of roof, not pretentious beatnik)

She's early...VERY!

Actually, she didn't mention the edge.

Just warned Martin not to stand too close.

I stopped watching when she said what year it was....I thought she was dolally.
Watched Jack's funeral instead.

There's a cracker on one of her Railway Walks where one mon couldn't stop watching. I think it may have been a bit chilly. But followiing a slight garment change/addition, he started looking her in the eye.

No clips?

Other, very similar images of Julia are available

Google 'Julia Bradbury Railway Walks'

Mind you don't faint.

I was just going to type, get your clips out.