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Started by: Mac (inactive)

(Posted on General in error)
What is so fragile that by whispering it breaks?

Started: 27th Nov 2012 at 09:54

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Has it got anything to do with Jimmy

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 10:13

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Shhhhhh......save it

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 10:20

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Ooo no, it was the riddler who said it....I forgot about the oompa loompa's though
Here

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 10:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 10:52

Posted by: piccyme123 (1395)

E

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 10:57

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.

Googlists need not reply.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 10:59
Last edited by Mac: 27th Nov 2012 at 10:59:41

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Begins in F, and ends in reak.....Cluws?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 11:15

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Paddy gets off the ferry at Liverpool and jumps in a cab.
Cab driver says, "I've got a riddle for ya." He continues, "brothers or sisters have I none, but that man's father is my grandfather's son. Who is it?"
"I'm sorry," says Paddy, "I'm no good at riddles, you'll have to tell me."
"Okay," says the cab driver, "it's me."
"Oh right" says Paddy, "I'll have to remember that one."
Paddy arrives at his friends house and says, "hey Dave, I've got a great riddle for ya!" He continues, "brothers or sisters have I none, but that man's father is my grandfather's son. Who is it?"
"Well, it's you" says Dave.
"No it's not, you silly get," says Paddy, "it's a taxi driver from Liverpool."

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 11:16

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I was doing a crossword puzzle:

"The interval of time between birth and death...6 letters".

I was about to write my answer in, but thought life is too short.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 11:47

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

The Mrs has just asked me if I knew an answer to a crossword puzzle she was doing. "What's the clue?" I asked her, " a unit of power equal to 1 joule per second; the power dissipated by a current of 1 ampere flowing across a resistance of 1 ohm" she said,

"Watt"

Then she repeated the clue.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 11:48

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

What is the national currency of Egypt?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Drachma?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:26

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

VAS?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Bugger,

Is it 13 amp?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:36

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It isn't a bleedin' washing machine!

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:40

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Egyptian pounds?

I'll end up googling.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:41

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

You already have!

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:44

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Easy q now.....so google not required...

Which Arabian princess saved her life by telling stories for 1001 nights ?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:46

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

'You already have'

Not for this item, I haven't.

You swine!

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:51

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:52

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Do you think a seal woud bite the postman?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:57

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It would eat him were he dressed inappropriately.
You wear a dinner jacket next time you go to clean out their enclosure and see.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

You wear a dinner jacket next time you go to clean out their enclosure and see.

There are mixed messages there.

'Enclosure'?

"Cashier number three" comes to mind.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 17:01

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Isn't enclosure the correct terminology for a room full of penguins?

Dunno the correct de rigueur either.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 17:06

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Penguins. Dinner jackets.

What has this got to do with seals and Postmen?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 17:10

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Don't do the 'blew a seal' joke

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 17:40

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

That reminds me. Must have a look for Julia Bradbury on yon church tower.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 17:41

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

She due?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 17:50

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

4:20

Wise advice about not getting too near the edge. (Edge of roof, not pretentious beatnik)

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 17:56

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

She's early...VERY!

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:00

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Actually, she didn't mention the edge.

Just warned Martin not to stand too close.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:01

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I stopped watching when she said what year it was....I thought she was dolally.
Watched Jack's funeral instead.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:05

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

There's a cracker on one of her Railway Walks where one mon couldn't stop watching. I think it may have been a bit chilly. But followiing a slight garment change/addition, he started looking her in the eye.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:11

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

No clips?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Other, very similar images of Julia are available

Google 'Julia Bradbury Railway Walks'

Mind you don't faint.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:35

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I was just going to type, get your clips out.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:39

 

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