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A Nice Video Clip

Started by: dostaf (inactive)

Fun for all the family.

Lord how we laughed along with Brucie and Larry on a Saturday night.

Started: 24th Nov 2012 at 18:54

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

A good Link

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:00

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I prefer watching bacon slicers.

Was just thinking earlier about how the audience laughed at sausage making on The Generation Game.

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:02

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

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Last edited by joseph 1: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:16:30

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

I feel an Ode coming on!

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:17

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I expected a blue sausage

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I feel an Ode coming on!

The mester will do you a blue sausage ode, in the style of Cyril Fletcher, Mache.

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:21

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

The tale of Cuthbert Bostril
by Cyril Fletcher

This is the tale of Cuthbert Bostril
Who thought he'd only use one nostril
So he made himself a sort of cover
To stop him breathing through the other.
And so he wondered 'round the place
Wearing a muzzle on his face
Until he met Euphemia Muck
The barmaid at the Dog & Duck.
Euphimia loved him from the start
And told him frankly, "'Have a heart"
Remove that gadget from your clock,
In other words your nose unblock."
Ahh! such was love it made him weaken,
He took the shutter off his beak 'n'
Wedding bells rang out with Cuth'
Letting both nostrils do their stuff.
Alas, alack their bliss was short,
'Ere very long our Cuthbert thought,
He'd buy an eye-shield and then try,
To read the paper with one eye,
And then Euphemia saw with fear
He'd cotton wool stuffed in one ear,
And then he bought a sort of peg
And started walking on one leg.
So Euphmeia took the only course
And being granted her divorce
Married a bloke named Arnold Stout,
What did'nt muck himself about.

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:24

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

Not really an Ode, nor a blue sausage either.

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:26

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And told him frankly, "'Have a heart"
Remove that gadget from your clock

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:28

Posted by: mache (inactive)

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Tycho.

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:31

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

You seen a fox?

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:34

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Tycho Brahe, Mester. Mon with a metal snotter.

Not sure how fragrant he was.

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 19:37

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

I know who he is mester. I thought you called "Tally ho!"

I'll fotch th'hounds!

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 20:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yoiks!

Not seen or heard that one for a long time.

Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 20:21

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

SAUSINGES!

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 09:58

Posted by: MarieM (5563)

joseph I had forgotten about that dog that said sausages. Hilarious.

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:09

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

It's far better than the stuffed cat she had, Marie.

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:10

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Don't talk aboout Cyril like that, you swine!

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:12

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

By the crin!

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:17
Last edited by dostaf: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:17:56

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

A bad job that was. Mind you that was the days before Brazilians and Landing strips.

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:20

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I wonder if the balloon knot was up to scratch?

(I hadn't heard that term before Mache mentioned it yesterday.)

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:21

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

Balloon knot!

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I very nearly used that textspeak to indicate I'd had a watery accident.

But as I managed (just) to control my bladder, and don't use textspeak, I didn't.

Best laugh of the day.

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:28

Posted by: MarieM (5563)

dostaf you need Tenna protection

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:54

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No, I just tie a knot in it.

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 19:56

Posted by: ayrefield (4465)

poor pussy, That's Life was a brilliant programme.

Wasn't there a risque joke once going around that mentioned a lady bacon slicer, something to do with a grocers I think.

Link removed as it caused several folks with Ophidiophobia to faint.

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 20:16
Last edited by ayrefield: 25th Nov 2012 at 20:26:05

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



I wish my fingers were that nimble.

'A little behind in our orders' Bacon slicer joke.

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 20:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Link removed as it caused several folks with Ophidiophobia to faint



A wise move, Ayrefield.

Though I fear the police may already be on their way.

Replied: 25th Nov 2012 at 20:29

 

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