Woe!
I didn’t feel right, so I phoned a specialist in Liverpool. I didn’t need to see a doctor, I bypassed the referral by writing my own letter in a lovely purple crayon, which proper fooled the Specialist. I was convinced I knew what was wrong with me, I thought I was BALD. I told the DHSS who gave me a free car and a cap because it was costing me huge sums of money to go to Liverpool every day on the train sometimes up to £7.50! It wasn’t MY FREE CAR and CAP though, it was someone elses.
Anyway, I wrongly diagnosed myself and when I looked, my hair was there all the time!
I kept the car and the cap because they ARE NOT MY FREE CAR AND FREE CAP!
But I am ok now, with SOMEONE ELSE'S cap on.
Started: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:54
I await a respose with "baited breath"
Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:56
What a good story
Glad it worked out for you
Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:56
Hows the eyesight Walshy?
Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:59
@MAC
CLASSIC!!!!!
Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:04
I'm going to tell the police about this and they'll nail his piggin cap on.
Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:05
I'm glad theres no Nasty comment about someones child in that post
Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:09
Note the coloured pens in top pocket.
And you said/typed you used crayon in your correspondence.
I smell a rat.
Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:37