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Started by: Mac (inactive)

I didn’t feel right, so I phoned a specialist in Liverpool. I didn’t need to see a doctor, I bypassed the referral by writing my own letter in a lovely purple crayon, which proper fooled the Specialist. I was convinced I knew what was wrong with me, I thought I was BALD. I told the DHSS who gave me a free car and a cap because it was costing me huge sums of money to go to Liverpool every day on the train sometimes up to £7.50! It wasn’t MY FREE CAR and CAP though, it was someone elses.
Anyway, I wrongly diagnosed myself and when I looked, my hair was there all the time!
I kept the car and the cap because they ARE NOT MY FREE CAR AND FREE CAP!
But I am ok now, with SOMEONE ELSE'S cap on.


Started: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:54

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

I await a respose with "baited breath"

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:56

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

What a good story

Glad it worked out for you

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:56

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

More bloody CAP posts.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:57

Posted by: Mac (inactive)


Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:58

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Hows the eyesight Walshy?

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 17:59

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Ok, thanks Borg

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:03

Posted by: jay_1 (14715) 

@MAC

CLASSIC!!!!!


Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'm going to tell the police about this and they'll nail his piggin cap on.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:05

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I'm glad theres no Nasty comment about someones child in that post

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yes. He kills tamagotchis too.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:10

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Worked a treat though.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:29

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:32

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

TWINS!

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:32

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

No denial either

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:36

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Note the coloured pens in top pocket.

And you said/typed you used crayon in your correspondence.

I smell a rat.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:37

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

'Some people' I referred to....

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:38

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Must be true then

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:39

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:40

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Palpable.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 18:44

 

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