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Started by: dostaf (inactive)

Reach for the yellow triangle

Amazing how times change. Especially on the telly. Non PC stuff taken more into consideration than bad language.

Ask Mrs Brown and her boys.

Started: 23rd Sep 2012 at 18:45

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 19:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No nakky pics?

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:00

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Changed man

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

You been given a talking to?

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:15

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Then what about a wet T shirt to be going on with?

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:20

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

How about a Sexy Matron?

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:20

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Anthea Turner caused a similar bother.

And I think Davina wotsit started off as a nakky nurse on a nightclub door.

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Couldn't they get her off?...THE DOOR!

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I think she was like a fairground Barker.

Answers on a postcard.

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



"Can I try your hat on?"

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:28

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 21:28

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

He's had a spanking not just a talking to

Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 22:15

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Hmmm!

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 08:42

Posted by: scoop (3285) 

ladyloll

I put up some images and I thought better not.

You nearly got me in trouble.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 12:00

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Ha ha scoop I have proper pics just ask

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 13:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Name a favourite charity for a donation, Ladyloll.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 14:14

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

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Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 16:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Euggghhhhhhhhh!

Good job some people haven't seen that one yet.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 17:25

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I expect it to be removed, but other peoples sweary posts to remain.
Not that I am calling anyone a hypocrite, mind.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 17:43

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Singer, not the song.

Anny nakky pics of Pearl's?

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 17:51

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

The Airbus Beluga wings are made in Broughton, then shipped out to France where they are attached to the body.

Bum note.

How many Beluga wings have they made?

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 17:55

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

type that in Google.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 17:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I keep mistaking them with the Guppies.

No wonder they never land

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:10
Last edited by dostaf: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:12:21

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I dunno, haven't counted them, but they come in pairs.

A300-600ST

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:11
Last edited by Mac: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:13:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I thought the Beluga was not an Airbus (or deivative of) and it just carried Airbus wings.

I thought you'd dropped a wotsit on the other thread about Bae.

I was wrong.

Happy now?

Good job I didn't challenge you on the said thread.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:32

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

No, good to keep a chap on his toes.
Beluga hangs over our house rather than flies, marvellous sight.
Doesn't even have the paint job on it yet.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:35
Last edited by Mac: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:36:45

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I know what you mean by 'hangs'.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:37

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Phew. I half expected the Spanish Inquisition.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:40

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

NOBODY.........

Better not.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:41

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I forgot to end my sentence with '...'
Tsk!

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:42

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Enough already, on this thread about something far more savoury.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:44

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

BOWT googling, what does Scutching mean?

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No problem.

Like carding.

Roughing-up or (smoothing out really) fibres in raw cotton.

Douings like dog grooming brushes.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 18:57

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Almost

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 19:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

It's good enough for me.

I shall now check to see what google has to say, as you aren't elaborating.

At least not that I can see.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 19:04

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Dostaf .... Am not sure any charity would like to associated with said pics

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 19:06

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



scutch (skch)
tr.v. scutched, scutch·ing, scutch·es
To separate the valuable fibers of (flax, for example) from the woody parts by beating.
n.
An implement used for scutching.


Not what I thought on a visit to t'blowing room.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 19:07

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I never thought, he may prefer men

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Don't you dare bring my debating thread for the chattering classes into disrepute with such imagery.


Brown shoes do not go with that at all.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:11

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Hasn't been deleted yet though...Seems I have hit upon the answer.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:26

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Hey, while you're here/there/wherever.

Do they have another pub in Walford?

Not them other clubs in the square. Thre's the Malt Shovel in Hotten and The Flying Horse in Weatherfield, but I don't recal another boozer in The East End.

Other than The Blind Beggar which is probably too upmarket.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:30
Last edited by dostaf: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:31:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Never watched it, so I can't answer that one. Them's southern poofs, you see.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Irons

Use the veracular. (Not one of the trains what goes up mountains)

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:36

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Bales of hay!

The vernacular would be 'Cyril'

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:37
Last edited by Mac: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:38:45

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Vernacular.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

What was that other pic which was recently busted? Last week perhaps )

Totally innocent, but probably needed a September explanation to those not in the know?

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:41

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Every post I make that steers from the puritans gaze is removed. so I am unsure as to the actual pic.
As stated on another thread, every post of 'a poster' contains a swearword, nothing is done...
Am stalked by old men. Hope he isn't a 'Herbert'

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:46
Last edited by Mac: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:48:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

WICKED CHILD!

I made a careful selection there. There's one with a turnip which really should have been a swede, but not to worry.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:50

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Don't be putting 'That's life's' rude vegetables on....He will be having to take extra blood pressure tablets.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:51

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

The only rude vegetable I know has been quiet lately.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:55

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Be pretending is 'overseas'.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

^^^^^

Rushed emergency September explanation.

See 'Spitting Image Thatcher Joke'.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:56

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

There were hundreds!

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 20:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

The one where she and the cabinet were at lunch/dinner.

Waiter asked if she wanted beef or turkey or ham (or something like that)

"I'll have beef"


Waiter "And the vegetables?"

Mrs Thatch "They'll have the same"

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:03
Last edited by dostaf: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:04:19

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Ah yes....very old joke (Pre Wilson, let alone Mrs. T)

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:05

Posted by: Mac (inactive)




Now, If that isn't removed there is something seriously amiss!

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:08

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

This should take the prerssure off you

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I tried to find one without scary Edwina, but I suppose I'll have to risk it.

Whole thread now in jopardy.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:12

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

They those sexy pants horsey women wear?

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:12

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

prerssure

jopardy

It deserves binning.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:14

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I spotted your faux pas, didn't see my own.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Jodhoppers

You'd see mine if I ...

Better not.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:21
Last edited by dostaf: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:23:28

Posted by: MarieM (5563)

mac You asked what to skutch meant. It was what Sister Francis and Mr. Mcguire at St Josephs did if you did anything wrong. And you knew about it.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

HAHAHA....That's how I remember it, Marie, being scutched about the classroom.

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 21:32

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Posted by: Mac (14108)
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Replied: 24th Sep 2012 at 16:57


another one.........oh dear

Replied: 26th Sep 2012 at 09:43

Posted by: MarieM (5563)

walshy Do you not realise mac is typing this himself. If a comment had been removed there would be an additional edit after the comment.

Replied: 28th Sep 2012 at 22:00

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

He has had a few removed lately because he, and others, think the rules don't apply to him/them

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 11:28

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Sadly, Marie, you are typing to a lower intellect, so it's way over his head.

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 12:25
Last edited by Mac: 29th Sep 2012 at 12:27:05

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

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Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 12:27

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


keep posting that instead of moaning about it..thatll really show them

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 12:47

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 12:52

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

nice to see the puppys on........again

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 12:53

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Mache.

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 13:01

Posted by: mache (inactive)

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Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 13:03
Last edited by mache: 29th Sep 2012 at 13:05:47

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

hopefully thatll go a long way in helping you be part of the gang

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 13:07

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 14:59

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

nice to see your following your master

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:01

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:02

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

your master will be pleased

not like you to have nothing to say

no doubt youll post the same...........but at least it adds another one to your post count

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

16:58 coming soon.

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:11

Posted by: the borg (inactive)

What times it on?

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I don't know, Borg.

I may have to do a premature 16:58.

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:23

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:27
Last edited by mache: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:30:11

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:30

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

what a lovely picture

even if it did take 2 attempts

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I wonder if the penny's dropped?

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Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:33

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Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:35

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

why, have you put one in a machine

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:35

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:37

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

will that help his penny drop

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



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Direct from cubicle 3

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:42

Posted by: mache (inactive)

MONKEYSMUTFILTH !

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:47

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Guano.

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 15:48

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Click pic.

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 16:58

Posted by: the borg (inactive)

If thats the case, i know someone who is blissed up all the time.

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 17:40

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

If only they knew it.

Replied: 29th Sep 2012 at 17:43

 

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