Smutfilth!

Reach for the yellow triangle

Amazing how times change. Especially on the telly. Non PC stuff taken more into consideration than bad language.

Ask Mrs Brown and her boys.

COR!

No nakky pics?

Changed man

You been given a talking to?

No, Jeans and T shirt.

Then what about a wet T shirt to be going on with?

How about a Sexy Matron?

Anthea Turner caused a similar bother.

And I think Davina wotsit started off as a nakky nurse on a nightclub door.

Couldn't they get her off?...THE DOOR!

I think she was like a fairground Barker.

Answers on a postcard.

"Can I try your hat on?"

Here

He's had a spanking not just a talking to

Hmmm!

ladyloll

I put up some images and I thought better not.

You nearly got me in trouble.

Ha ha scoop I have proper pics just ask

Name a favourite charity for a donation, Ladyloll.

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Euggghhhhhhhhh!

Good job some people haven't seen that one yet.

I expect it to be removed, but other peoples sweary posts to remain.
Not that I am calling anyone a hypocrite, mind.

Singer, not the song.

Anny nakky pics of Pearl's?

The Airbus Beluga wings are made in Broughton, then shipped out to France where they are attached to the body.

Bum note.

How many Beluga wings have they made?

type that in Google.

I keep mistaking them with the Guppies.

No wonder they never land

I dunno, haven't counted them, but they come in pairs.

A300-600ST

I thought the Beluga was not an Airbus (or deivative of) and it just carried Airbus wings.

I thought you'd dropped a wotsit on the other thread about Bae.

I was wrong.

Happy now?

Good job I didn't challenge you on the said thread.

No, good to keep a chap on his toes.
Beluga hangs over our house rather than flies, marvellous sight.
Doesn't even have the paint job on it yet.

I know what you mean by 'hangs'.

Phew. I half expected the Spanish Inquisition.

NOBODY.........

Better not.

I forgot to end my sentence with '...'
Tsk!

Enough already, on this thread about something far more savoury.

BOWT googling, what does Scutching mean?

No problem.

Like carding.

Roughing-up or (smoothing out really) fibres in raw cotton.

Douings like dog grooming brushes.

Almost

It's good enough for me.

I shall now check to see what google has to say, as you aren't elaborating.

At least not that I can see.

Dostaf .... Am not sure any charity would like to associated with said pics

scutch (skch)
tr.v. scutched, scutch·ing, scutch·es
To separate the valuable fibers of (flax, for example) from the woody parts by beating.
n.
An implement used for scutching.

Not what I thought on a visit to t'blowing room.

I never thought, he may prefer men

Don't you dare bring my debating thread for the chattering classes into disrepute with such imagery.


Brown shoes do not go with that at all.

Hasn't been deleted yet though...Seems I have hit upon the answer.

Hey, while you're here/there/wherever.

Do they have another pub in Walford?

Not them other clubs in the square. Thre's the Malt Shovel in Hotten and The Flying Horse in Weatherfield, but I don't recal another boozer in The East End.

Other than The Blind Beggar which is probably too upmarket.

Never watched it, so I can't answer that one. Them's southern poofs, you see.

Irons

Use the veracular. (Not one of the trains what goes up mountains)

Bales of hay!

The vernacular would be 'Cyril'

Vernacular.

What was that other pic which was recently busted? Last week perhaps )

Totally innocent, but probably needed a September explanation to those not in the know?

Every post I make that steers from the puritans gaze is removed. so I am unsure as to the actual pic.
As stated on another thread, every post of 'a poster' contains a swearword, nothing is done...
Am stalked by old men. Hope he isn't a 'Herbert'

WICKED CHILD!

I made a careful selection there. There's one with a turnip which really should have been a swede, but not to worry.

Don't be putting 'That's life's' rude vegetables on....He will be having to take extra blood pressure tablets.

The only rude vegetable I know has been quiet lately.

Be pretending is 'overseas'.

^^^^^

Rushed emergency September explanation.

See 'Spitting Image Thatcher Joke'.

There were hundreds!

The one where she and the cabinet were at lunch/dinner.

Waiter asked if she wanted beef or turkey or ham (or something like that)

"I'll have beef"


Waiter "And the vegetables?"

Mrs Thatch "They'll have the same"

Ah yes....very old joke (Pre Wilson, let alone Mrs. T)

Or more precisely

Now, If that isn't removed there is something seriously amiss!

This should take the prerssure off you

I tried to find one without scary Edwina, but I suppose I'll have to risk it.

Whole thread now in jopardy.

They those sexy pants horsey women wear?

Herbert

prerssure

jopardy

It deserves binning.

I spotted your faux pas, didn't see my own.

Jodhoppers

You'd see mine if I ...

Better not.

mac You asked what to skutch meant. It was what Sister Francis and Mr. Mcguire at St Josephs did if you did anything wrong. And you knew about it.

HAHAHA....That's how I remember it, Marie, being scutched about the classroom.

Can I try your hat on?

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another one.........oh dear

walshy Do you not realise mac is typing this himself. If a comment had been removed there would be an additional edit after the comment.

He has had a few removed lately because he, and others, think the rules don't apply to him/them

Sadly, Marie, you are typing to a lower intellect, so it's way over his head.

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


keep posting that instead of moaning about it..thatll really show them

nice to see the puppys on........again

Mache.

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hopefully thatll go a long way in helping you be part of the gang

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nice to see your following your master

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your master will be pleased

not like you to have nothing to say

no doubt youll post the same...........but at least it adds another one to your post count

16:58 coming soon.

What times it on?

I don't know, Borg.

I may have to do a premature 16:58.

what a lovely picture

even if it did take 2 attempts

I wonder if the penny's dropped?

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why, have you put one in a machine

will that help his penny drop

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Direct from cubicle 3

MONKEYSMUTFILTH !

Guano.

Click pic.

If thats the case, i know someone who is blissed up all the time.

If only they knew it.