Someone on Classified are selling Fascinators, they will make excellent cat toys after they've been used.
Darren's breakfast bowl.
Started: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:08
Last edited by ayrefield: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:17:42
Weren't they discouraged from Royal Ascot or somewhere?
Fascinators, not cats.
Mind you, I suppose cats aren't allowed in. Or are they?
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:14
Don't know about Ascot, but Cameron's wife got slated for wearing a fascinator as opposed to a hat for the Royal Wedding.
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:33
I thought to myself when I removed my strides, this'll fascinator.
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:11
She drank some Cresta, then chilled out, Man.
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:19
Hmmmm.........the shiny twinkley things are not working
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:22
Still a hip way of typing, Man.
Now chillax. Groovy, baby, I mean, man, like oh, wow.
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:23
Behave, or I'll do the genie and the hippy one.
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:24
Why did the stoned hippy drown?
He was too far out man.
First hippy: "What would you do if you saw a spaceman?"
Second hippy: "Park my car in it man."
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:29
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:30
Genie offers your man a wish,
"I want to be in the groove, man"
Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:31
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Last edited by dostaf: 25th Aug 2012 at 15:58:00
"Tom, Dick and Harry. What do you call yours?"
Who did that sketch?
Was it Benny Hill?
Google suggests Dick Emery.
Didn't think Benny Hill did much army stuff.
Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 15:45
Last edited by dostaf: 27th Aug 2012 at 16:16:40