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Fascinators

Started by: ayrefield (4465)

Someone on Classified are selling Fascinators, they will make excellent cat toys after they've been used.



Before


After


Darren's breakfast bowl.

Started: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:08
Last edited by ayrefield: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:17:42

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Weren't they discouraged from Royal Ascot or somewhere?

Fascinators, not cats.

Mind you, I suppose cats aren't allowed in. Or are they?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:14

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

Ayrefield -

Don't know about Ascot, but Cameron's wife got slated for wearing a fascinator as opposed to a hat for the Royal Wedding.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:33

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ban them.

Hats are much nicer.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:03

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I thought to myself when I removed my strides, this'll fascinator.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And did the cat go for it?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:15

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

No, she was too groovy, man.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:17

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Not spitting feathers, then?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:18

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

She drank some Cresta, then chilled out, Man.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

That's frothy, man. Not groovy.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:20

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Hmmmm.........the shiny twinkley things are not working

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Still a hip way of typing, Man.
Now chillax. Groovy, baby, I mean, man, like oh, wow.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Behave, or I'll do the genie and the hippy one.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:24

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Why did the stoned hippy drown?
He was too far out man.

First hippy: "What would you do if you saw a spaceman?"
Second hippy: "Park my car in it man."

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:29

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

What do you call a hippy's wife?

Mississippi.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:30

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Genie offers your man a wish,

"I want to be in the groove, man"

SHAZAM!

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:31

Posted by: mache (inactive)

so its not the 12 inch pianist

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:32

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No!

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:34
Last edited by dostaf: 25th Aug 2012 at 15:58:00

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



"What do you call your Privates?"

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 15:44

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

"Tom, Dick and Harry. What do you call yours?"

Who did that sketch?

Was it Benny Hill?

EDIT

Google suggests Dick Emery.

Didn't think Benny Hill did much army stuff.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 15:45
Last edited by dostaf: 27th Aug 2012 at 16:16:40

 

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