Al Qaeda's internet job advert

Started by: ayrefield (4465)

Wonder if the young muslim lads are beginning to realise that they will not end up in paradise with 20 odd virgins after blowing themselves to smithereens with Al Qaeda having to advertise for suicide bombers, maybe they have become to realise that the mullahs go on living the good life whilst brainwashing those who are willing to listen and spouting their evil lies and hatred, I certainly hope that they don't get any recruits.

The Times of Israel

Started: 16th Aug 2012 at 17:25

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

'Apparently low on bombers'

'Area of activity - Planet Earth'

Seriously, I am surprised they actually advertise - I guess it would have to be the job of your dreams.

Replied: 16th Aug 2012 at 20:33

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Do you need references?

Replied: 16th Aug 2012 at 20:51

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

It doesn't say, but one of the stipulations is that you need to be 'mentally mature' and although you don't need to provide your real name - you do have to disclose your age and marital status. Also a list of passports.

'The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members,' well obviously not.

The job description promises only a “very slight chance of being caught.”

I know I'll get slated but I'm PMSL.

Replied: 16th Aug 2012 at 23:11

Posted by: fredna (140)

They might be virgins but what if they are old, toothless and fat?

Replied: 17th Aug 2012 at 07:52

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Dostaf sent his application in this morning.

Replied: 17th Aug 2012 at 08:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Aye, nowt wrong with gummy owd chubbies.

Will I go to hell for that ^^^^ ?

Replied: 17th Aug 2012 at 13:56
Last edited by dostaf: 17th Aug 2012 at 13:57:31

Posted by: mache (inactive)

another job for you-know-who

Replied: 17th Aug 2012 at 13:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 17th Aug 2012 at 14:02

Posted by: mache (inactive)

wigan north western station will not attract terrorists then

Replied: 17th Aug 2012 at 14:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Daft sod had me wondering for a minute.

August Explanation (Or at least I think it is)

Replied: 17th Aug 2012 at 17:52

Posted by: billy (26053) 

you guys must have missed the latest news.
the taliban are taking youngsters from parents to become bombers?
darren and suction have been quiet on this, so there must be some revelance.

Replied: 18th Aug 2012 at 10:08

Posted by: nightshift (587)

I dont trust them muslims me!

Replied: 18th Aug 2012 at 13:38


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