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A Pole At Both Ends

Started by: dostaf (inactive)

TONKER WILL PUT A PIC OF THE WIGAN COUNCIL MOON FLAG ON SUE'S MOON ALIENS THREAD



Routemaster

Would this mon approve?

Started: 14th Jan 2012 at 16:28
Last edited by dostaf: 29th Jan 2012 at 18:39:08

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

It could drive some people to despair. It has to stop.

Replied: 14th Jan 2012 at 16:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Jack Harper, the conductor in 'On The Buses' practically had a catchphrase,, along the line of:

"As shop steward, I'm here to inform you that..(whatever rules had been agreed on)"

Replied: 14th Jan 2012 at 17:22

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

'The MAC Report ... concluded that migrants from inside the EU, including Eastern Europe, have 'little or no impact on the native employment rate'.

Wait till I see that MAC!

Replied: 14th Jan 2012 at 17:30

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Expect an Olympic Pole Vaulter joke.

Replied: 14th Jan 2012 at 17:43

Posted by: bentlegs (4684)

Are youa Pole Vaulter, No,i am german but how dis you know my name vas Valter,

As requested,

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 20:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ay thang yow, Bentlegs.

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 20:27

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 21:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Just noticed.

Bentlegs forgot to mention that the fellow in the joke was carrying a scaffolding tube.

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 21:04

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

An important prop!

You wait for ages and then

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 21:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Like that is it?

Sort this out, then

In the joke I know, the chap was a construction worker on an olympic stadium.

Similar jokes are available.

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 21:29

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

.. on WW.

Raised vegetable bed?

Sorted:

Tired vegetables?

Give used tyres another role.

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 21:41
Last edited by jo anne: 19th Jan 2012 at 21:48:26

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 21:47

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

A cash crop to pay the recycling plant company. It's a growing concern.

Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 22:22

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

It is indeed.

Replied: 20th Jan 2012 at 14:16

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

The Routemaster on Blue Peter, 19th April - 11:00 onwards

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 16:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Cheers, Jo Anne.

My pshychic prediction about Tonker (edited OP) didn't happen.

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 17:50

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 17:57

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

Here's one he made earlier - .

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 18:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

The bugger let me down.

I had hoped he'd put that pic on the thread, and I buried my comment on this one. I would have then commented "I knew you were going to do that" with a link to here.

Then, whilst revelling in my plot, I was going to berate him for not having the new council logo on the flag.

Ah well.

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 18:24

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

Then, whilst revelling in my plot, I was going to berate him for not having the new council logo on the flag.

Flag-rant behaviour, Dostaf.!

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 18:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

There's some lovely flags (UK & NI I think) out at the moment in Wigan. Wiend and Hallgate.

Each features a harp a saltire St George's cross x2 and a lion in the centre.

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 19:02
Last edited by dostaf: 20th Apr 2012 at 19:07:03

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

I've not seen those yet, Dostaf.

I don't think the flags of Wallgate have made any real improvement there, but I'll not harp on about it.

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 19:29

Posted by: mache (inactive)

they are trying to raise standards though

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 19:31

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

True, Mache.

I think a poll on King Street would flag up that people are appalled.

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 21:21

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Theres a pole in Mortimers.

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 21:32

Posted by: jo anne (33741) 

Never mind that!

King Street is filthy. It needs to clean up its act.

Replied: 20th Apr 2012 at 22:29

Posted by: scoop (3285) 



sorry missed this before, but i bet we could do with these men.

Replied: 23rd Apr 2012 at 17:36

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Who are they, Scoop?

Replied: 23rd Apr 2012 at 17:54
Last edited by dostaf: 10th Jun 2012 at 15:30:24

 

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