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Prayers

Started by: priscus (inactive)

For the Canadian addicts:


Armani, who art in Holt's hallowed be Thy shoes

Thy Prada come, Thy shopping done

On Bloor St. as it is in Paris

Give us this day, our Visa Gold and forgive us our balances

As we forgive those who charge us interest

Lead us not into Wal-Mart

And deliver us from Sears

For Thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, and the Versace.

For Dolce and Gabbana

Amex.




For my American friends:


Armani,
which art in Hermes,
hallowed be thy Gucci,
thy Cartier watch,
thy Tods bag,
on Rodeo,
as it is in Tiffany's.

Give us this day
our Visa Platinum
and forgive us this overdraft,
As we forgive those
who decline our
Mastercard.

Lead us not into JC Penney,
And deliver us from Nordstrom.

For thine
Is the Chanel,
the Escada
and the Versace,
for Dolce and Gabbana…

Amex!


The Beer Prayer

Our lager
which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)
at home as in the Tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager,
for ever and ever,

Barmen.

Started: 12th Nov 2011 at 02:01

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)



Replied: 12th Nov 2011 at 08:36

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Replied: 12th Nov 2011 at 18:56

Posted by: ecmdj (8186) 

Replied: 12th Nov 2011 at 20:28

Posted by: rio caroni (5077) 

Should imagine these names mean absolutely nowt to the majority of WIGGINERS

Replied: 12th Nov 2011 at 23:38

 

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