The sense of humour

Is it my imagination or is it disappearing

Only if we let it I-spy

You're not losing it i-spy..keep it up.

Did I tell you about the note some joker stuck on my bench in the Plants.
Rest in peace it said

I bet the Queen hasn't got her own bench..how posh are you.

there's always room for you momac. As long as you don't mind splinters

I'll get my coat and bring a rug.

Be prepared for a spot of mud wrestling if Mavis turns up.

Mud is supposed to be good for the skin don't you know.