Plumber

knocks on a door , Old woman answers, Just had a phone call saying you have a toilet that wont function, (old woman) yu what? plumber,i just had a phone call to say you have a toilet that wont function,(old woman) yu what?, (p[umber) i just had a phone call to say you have a shithouse that wont work, Hi , he;s just gone down,t Dole fot sign on, owd un are best, al get mi bike,

"al get mi bike,"


You won't get far. I've just pinched it's cotter pins!

Not the only thing thas pinched.

went through plattbridge today .ayoung lad cleaning his car it had 4 circles at the front.i said nice car that lad is it a owdy.no mate its a new one.

The Owdy,s are the best albion.

"Kenny Cunliffe!" - "Kenny Cunliffe!" - "Why's your belt stopped?"

I remember this incident......I was that plumber..

The Mrs said to me the other night, "After all these years of being together you still can't get this doggy position right can you" I said "What do you mean". she said "Its not supposed to be with you humping my leg"

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The Mrs said to me on our wedding night "and who do you think you're going to satisfy with that" looking at my nether regions...... "Me" I replied......

one good thing about getting old you know your not going to die young.

someone went to Lourdes in a wheel chair to cure him.when he came out the wheelchair had four new tyres on.

Looking for sheet metal off cuts thestuf they build factories with ,
8foot x4Foot or bigger, It,s to re roof my shed.

Tonker shouts KENNY cunliffe thi bets stopet, I know Tonkers gone sleep on it,