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Started by: bentlegs (4552)

knocks on a door , Old woman answers, Just had a phone call saying you have a toilet that wont function, (old woman) yu what? plumber,i just had a phone call to say you have a toilet that wont function,(old woman) yu what?, (p[umber) i just had a phone call to say you have a shithouse that wont work, Hi , he;s just gone down,t Dole fot sign on, owd un are best, al get mi bike,

Started: 6th Mar 2016 at 16:27

Posted by: tonker (21856) 

"al get mi bike,"


You won't get far. I've just pinched it's cotter pins!

Replied: 6th Mar 2016 at 17:20

Posted by: bentlegs (4552)

Not the only thing thas pinched.

Replied: 6th Mar 2016 at 21:09

Posted by: tonker (21856) 

Replied: 7th Mar 2016 at 00:57

Posted by: albion (242)

went through plattbridge today .ayoung lad cleaning his car it had 4 circles at the front.i said nice car that lad is it a owdy.no mate its a new one.

Replied: 11th Mar 2016 at 13:35

Posted by: bentlegs (4552)

The Owdy,s are the best albion.

Replied: 13th Mar 2016 at 22:23

Posted by: tonker (21856) 

"Kenny Cunliffe!" - "Kenny Cunliffe!" - "Why's your belt stopped?"

Replied: 11th Jan 2017 at 15:40

Posted by: bassman (3591)

I remember this incident......I was that plumber..

Replied: 21st Feb 2017 at 00:47

Posted by: peter g (2403) 

The Mrs said to me the other night, "After all these years of being together you still can't get this doggy position right can you" I said "What do you mean". she said "Its not supposed to be with you humping my leg"

Replied: 10th Apr 2017 at 16:44

Posted by: ann-spam (3470) 

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Replied: 14th Apr 2017 at 10:19

Posted by: bassman (3591)

The Mrs said to me on our wedding night "and who do you think you're going to satisfy with that" looking at my nether regions...... "Me" I replied......

Replied: 23rd Apr 2017 at 00:18

Posted by: albion (242)

one good thing about getting old you know your not going to die young.

Replied: 10th May 2020 at 19:04

Posted by: albion (242)

someone went to Lourdes in a wheel chair to cure him.when he came out the wheelchair had four new tyres on.

Replied: 19th May 2020 at 14:23

 

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