Never argue with a woman!

Started by: karvern (76) 

Just a nice piece of humour...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Started: 7th Jun 2006 at 06:10

Posted by: brian (838)

like it

Replied: 7th Jun 2006 at 22:43

Posted by: plum47 (898) 

very good and of course very true.

Replied: 10th Jun 2006 at 12:58

Posted by: zoe24 (2272) 

lol..i thought that was very good

Replied: 12th Jun 2006 at 16:33

Posted by: elizabeth (5439) 

oh you did give me a laugh as feeling very down as my only child has gone to live in OZ last Wednesday. thanks for cheering me up

Replied: 16th Aug 2006 at 07:55


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