Why does Corbyn only drink decaffeinated tea?
Because proper tea is theft
Started: 19th Oct 2019 at 10:40
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 08:33
good old Corbyn destined to be the biggest dud
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 09:27
Last edited by aussie94: 20th Oct 2019 at 09:28:39
A tumultuous reception in dipper land last evening for J C .
The venue was packed to the rafters .
Contrast that with twonk doris who faces a contempt of court charge tomorrow..
If they can find the ditch he will no doubt be occupying .
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 10:01
You mean he can actually get tea down that straw neck?
A rope around it wouldn't go amiss.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 11:06
why does johnson carry a spade around with him ? . to dig the ditch he said he would rather be in if he asked for a EU extention .
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 12:25
Do you believe in democracy
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 12:39
A democracy isnt a democracy if people are not allowed to change their minds .
Thats why we have general elections .
What is so difficult to understand .?
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 13:21
You could say that about any vote,
but why have another when they won't honour the first?
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 13:29
In a General Election you are voting for a Government who will govern for five years, if after three years, you decide that the country got it wrong, you cannot say that you want another General Election, because the country didn't know what it was voting for three years earlier
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 13:36
Why was there was an early general election in 2017
A motion of no confidence must have been passed ?
Thats when the DUP helped the tories out!
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 15:34
Last edited by Salmon & Ball: 20th Oct 2019 at 15:38:07
I think the government exercised their option to call an election at a time of their choice in their term of office. Seem to recall they expected an easy win and start a new five year term. Didn’t work out that way hence they turned to DUP to keep them in power.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 16:54
Maybe they exercised their option by listening to the publics opinion? And it backfired on them good style.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 18:57
Last edited by Salmon & Ball: 20th Oct 2019 at 18:59:05
"the country didnt know what it was voting for 3 years only"
So glad you agree with me .
I was on election duty at the referendum in my capacity of poll clerk and believe me the large majority of people voting didnt have a scooby what the hell they were voting for judging by the remarks i heard .
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 19:09
You are not very well up on political law are you
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 19:14
As much as i need to be believe me pal.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 19:57
90% of the folk I spoke to ( and before someone throws his size 10's in) in my weeks spent in Tenerife since the referendum voted because of concerns over Immigration. They, like me, neither understand nor concern themselves over tariffs, import duties etc.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 20:01
And now they have realised that leaving the EU will have little or no impact on immigration. They are having second thoughts.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 20:03
Second thoughts? Says who? The polls I read suggest more want to leave than previously. Will be touring bars in Tenerife soon will do a straw poll.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 20:08
Says the British public
Not A few holidaymakers in the canaries
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 20:20
What polls would they be broady .?
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 20:21
All the polls from genuine sources show the lead vote has increased.
This one stunned them
largest poll since the vote
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 20:29
Those that are all over the British press!!!
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 20:33
S and B,
Good point but I have spent some time in the UK also since the referendum. I will now stop commenting as we have a major election tomorrow and for the first time in my life I shall be voting CONSERVATIVE.
PS. No relation to the UK Conservative party.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 20:37
Well, spangles you are struggling now to gather info
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 21:36
Salmon & Ball
Channel Five actually, The Sun Newspaper is just reporting the result of it, and Channel Five is owned by the same owners as Sky News, and the NBC network in America, which is Comcast International
You don't know jackshit about political laws do you, you just make it up has you go along, like I said a few months ago, that dog of yours has more brains than you
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 21:55
Tommy. By the the time its printed in the Sun things could well have changed
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 22:24
Wash your mouth out 1stroke .You moron .
I know enough .
That dog was a bitch .Top grade at Belle Vue .
Lost her due to cancer.
Replied: 20th Oct 2019 at 22:45
it,s pretty obvious that the tory party dont 1stroke . just ask the people of little plumpton & fylde council which is tory run .
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 00:10
Deleted. Not worth replying.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 04:44
Last edited by broady: 21st Oct 2019 at 10:58:41
They're still in denial
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 13:55
grim posts thats why we have general elections when boris asked westminster too dissolve parliament on the advice of bliar, corbyn went a whiter shade of pale.
no election cause bliar knows labour would get stuffed.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 14:12
My point is that irrespective of what political persuasion you are your allowed to change your mind from election to election .
A general election is binding unlike the referendum .
If you read the referendum bill it explains that .
Surely you read it ,or possibly not .
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 14:28
agreed,but why keep having referendum's until the remoaners get the right result. what is so superior about being in europe where paying through the nose.its not a level playing field.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 14:38
mainly because they are using the leave vote to get in .or have you forgot that labour & all the other partys have been asking for an election for the last 3.5 years .
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 15:01
i thought you would come out of the closet sooner or later .i hope you keep to your pledge by not replying back ? .
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 15:04
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 15:13
who is using the leave vote to get in,the tories are already in power.cameron gave to country the opportunity to announce to the world what it thought about the european union.the people told him by the ballot box and he scarpered because he could not hack the aftermath .corbyn is a rabid eurosceptic, why has the man not come clean on europe.
two things, he leads a party who could not govern britain without brussel's "guidance".
secondly above the countries welfare, the man wants to be prime minister above all else .
he fervently wants to lead us up the utopian marxist path that the once prosperous venezuala has trod,with remarkable results of impoverishing their country.
the blueprint for anarchy.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 15:37
The largest trading block there is ON OUR DOORSTEP and brexiteers want to put two fingers up to it beggars belief.
What do you suppose other nations will want in return when we go cap in hand for a trade deal.?
What do you suppose for instance India or the U S A will want in return ?
Your call pal.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 15:53
Below is a list showcasing 15 of United Kingdom’s top trading partners in terms of export sales. That is, these are countries that imported the most UK shipments by dollar value during 2018. Also shown is each import country’s percentage of total UK exports.
United States: US$65.3 billion (13.4% of total UK exports)
Germany: $46.7 billion (9.6%)
Netherlands: $33.1 billion (6.8%)
France: $31.9 billion (6.5%)
Ireland: $28.2 billion (5.8%)
China: $27.7 billion (5.7%)
Switzerland: $25.6 billion (5.3%)
Belgium: $18.9 billion (3.9%)
Italy: $14 billion (2.9%)
Spain: $13.9 billion (2.9%)
Turkey: $13.7 billion (2.8%)
Hong Kong: $10.3 billion (2.1%)
United Arab Emirates: $10.1 billion (2.1%)
Japan: $8.4 billion (1.7%)
South Korea: $7.8 billion (1.6%)
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 16:17
Looks like you was spot on then grimshaw.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 17:31
Does anyone actually think that Mercedes, Audi, BMW etc. will cease to sell cars in the UK? The French sell no wine, the Spanish wine and the Italians cheese will isolate the UK.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 17:40
Of course they will sell them
But it will be like selling new potatoes in a chip shop.
The price will go up never come down
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 17:43
Have the price of new cars dropped anyway whilst in the EU. Tourism is Spain's third biggest earner, employing the most people and the UK accounts for almost 25% of their visitors. Will that cease? No way and if the prices increase visitors will go somewhere else.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 17:52
That is while we are in the EU.
People will still go to Spain as its cheap to get there.
Lets see what happens price wise If we leave
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 18:32
Last edited by Salmon & Ball: 21st Oct 2019 at 18:35:12
If prices go up people won’t go. They are already losing tourism this year to Turkey and Egypt because of costs so any increase they lose more. That doesn’t make economic sense.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 18:41
If prices go up some people cant afford to go.
"No way and if the prices increase visitors will go somewhere else."
Are you suggesting other countries wont increase prices?
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 18:45
Last edited by Salmon & Ball: 21st Oct 2019 at 18:45:46
You say I am wrong so I bow to your superior knowledge.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 18:47
Posted by: broady (14885)
"They are already losing tourism this year to Turkey and Egypt"
I am a betting man. And I would bet that there are far, far more British holidaymakers who go to Spain as opposed to Egypt at this moment in time
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 18:49
Playing chess with pigeons again,eh Bill?
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 18:50
Boris has balls 🎱 I’m not politically minded but he’s for me for a while at least...corbyn does my head in
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 19:00
Quite right too Roy
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 19:28
S and B,
Of course there are but that doesn’t change what I said. In 2019 they lost tourists to the countries I mentioned. Try Google. It is very helpful.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 19:28
I prefer facts, Broady.
Not an internet search engine
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 20:28
It was ever thus chatty .
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 20:32
S and B,
Would be eternally grateful if you could tell me where you get your facts. I don't think the WEP carries such reports neither does the Observer.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 21:23
Tourism is down to the tourists. And how much they spend whilst "touring"
I'll keep it simple.
Albert has a bar in Magaluf. He gets lots of good boozers in his gaff. They like a drink good spenders. Shots, shorts, chasers etc. The till is rolling over! And Albert is well pleased as he has changed the till roll paper three times
On the other hand Ronnie has a bar just further up.
His punters just want a glass of Prosecco or a cocktail ( which they may take two hours to drink!) and if there are no free nuts placed on the table, they might treat themselves to a bag of Lays.
That is tourism. That is where I get my facts, not google
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 21:55
But if Mohammed in Turkey sells cheaper beer and the country is cheaper than Spain then Ronnie and Albert are up schitt creek. In addition Albert is left with a box of unused till rolls.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 22:08
"But if Mohammed in Turkey sells cheaper beer and the country is cheaper than Spain"
I don't understand that comment
A hypothetical reply.
Lets call it a night
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 22:36
Yes indeed. ( was the parable about Ronnie and Albert a true story?) Sleep tight.
Replied: 21st Oct 2019 at 22:58
EDIT; mustn't forget our Scottish friends
Replied: 2nd Nov 2019 at 20:24
Last edited by cordyline: 5th Nov 2019 at 10:36:10
good try, but not half as laughable as corbyn's mob.
Replied: 3rd Nov 2019 at 23:04
Last edited by baker boy: 4th Nov 2019 at 13:25:30
cordyline , very funny .
Replied: 4th Nov 2019 at 05:36
My friend Wanda just told me she’s got a job at the bowling.
Tenpin I asked ?
She said no it’s permanent
Replied: 5th Nov 2019 at 10:26
At 12pm today I called up gamblers anonymous.
They told me to ring back at 20/1
Replied: 9th Nov 2019 at 12:36
U.K. GENERAL ELECTION - POLLING QUESTION by Ipsos Cordis
Would Jeremy Corbyn be an effective leader of the UK ?
Marx out of ten please ?
Replied: 11th Nov 2019 at 12:47
Q: What do they serve for breakfast at the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland?
Replied: 25th Nov 2019 at 10:06
Having read all the manifestos now
I like the conservative one the best as it promises to be "Corbyn Neutral" by 2020 😏
Replied: 25th Nov 2019 at 10:10
Diane has just announced that every household will get free broad beans by 2030
Replied: 29th Nov 2019 at 21:04
Two monkeys about to have a bath;
One gets in , and says
'Ooo - ooo - ahh - eek - eek - ooo - ahh - eek - eek !'
Other monkey says -
"Well - run some cold you idiot"
Replied: 29th Mar 2020 at 10:59
If WW3 had broken out this morning.......
Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan? it’s too ambiguous
Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
Does the siren apply to everyone?
There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
Why can't I have almond milk on my ration card
I find the term “black out” offensive.
I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
Replied: 20th May 2020 at 21:11