Login   |   Register   |   

Joseph and Mary meets Father Christmas

Started by: tomplum (12203) 

Started: 8th Dec 2023 at 11:50

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (15082)

Tom

Yoo are going to get those mannequins nicked, probably on a Saturday night, or some drunken idiot will be offering them out for a fight, because they are staring at him

Replied: 8th Dec 2023 at 14:43

Posted by: ena malcup (4151) 

One bit they never explain:

Mary: a married woman and a virgin?

What is it with Joseph?

Is he waiting for them to invent Viagra?

Replied: 8th Dec 2023 at 14:56

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (15082)

Replied: 8th Dec 2023 at 15:09

Posted by: mollie m (6986) 

"Is he waiting for them to invent Viagra?"

Isn't that a beautiful waterfall in Canada?

Replied: 8th Dec 2023 at 22:06

Posted by: tomplum (12203) 

No Mollie, Its a four wheel drive car, better known as a SUV, ( sports utility vehicle) , Its understandable you getting mixed up, Its a generation thing,

Replied: 8th Dec 2023 at 23:09

Posted by: mollie m (6986) 

Replied: 8th Dec 2023 at 23:33

Posted by: Stardelta (11783)

How to let the population of Wigan know you are a not-reet without telling them you are a not-reet.

I bet everyone who drives past must be thinking to themselves…..“that must be where the local loony lives”. I certainly would!

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 03:33

Posted by: tomplum (12203) 

Tommy Tee, You make a valid point as there are many less imaginative people out there who go out to spoil or gift of entertaining, In nature too, A blackbird sings a song to communicate to its own family and in doing so, brightens our day but, there is often a spoiler about, a malicious uneducated low life with a catapult,
There is low life all around us, Even on this forum and, we must ignore them and hope that one day, they will wake up and get that good feeling that we get from , lifting someone's day,,

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 09:38

Posted by: First Mate (2257)

Best Christmas display Shevington 2022

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 16:07

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (15082)

Tom

Doo yoo remember those statues which they put on the canal bank, and a lad took Umbridge at them, because he said they were staring at him, so he lopped of their heads with a spade

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 16:08

Posted by: tomplum (12203) 

No Tommy I can't say I do, I find most canal walkers and cyclists to be respectful towards others and the countryside, If you compare the litter on the canal bank to that on a road were cars travel, there is a massive difference,

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 16:52

Posted by: tomplum (12203) 

The high winds tonight have blown my display into to four corners of Goose green the upside is, I have a sail boat , a plastic greenhouse cover, two garden gnomes and a orange coloured bucket from other post codes of Wigan, If you have any of the above missing from your house, send a postcard to
thatsmyitem.com

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 22:23

Posted by: lectriclegs (5712)

Divine intervention?

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 22:32

Posted by: tomplum (12203) 

I see my magnetic charm has raised the low life from the cell block again, We are one shy of the full quartet, the cleverest of the 4, well done Baz,

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 22:38

Posted by: lectriclegs (5712)

Replied: 9th Dec 2023 at 22:43

Posted by: Stardelta (11783)


Posted by: tomplum (11775) View tomplum's page
I see my magnetic charm has raised the low life from the cell block again,


I think its more to do with your juvenile, idiotic and narcissistic behaviour Tom

Replied: 10th Dec 2023 at 12:28

Posted by: tomplum (12203) 

ok I've managed to find the owners of all the jetsom and flopsum from the storm winds and they were all thankful for their safe return, Each person expressed sincere delight in my displays and wished my mannequins a speedy recovery from the storm damage, One of them who works in a body repair shop , offered his services to repair any of my mannequins that are damage because his whole family look forward to my displays ans enjoy them so much, Isn't it nice to have good neighbours ? Mind you, not everyone who reads my posts have good neighbours so you'll just have to believe how nice it is,,

Replied: 10th Dec 2023 at 19:26

Posted by: ena malcup (4151) 

Agree. I really appreciate having good neighbours. Hasn't always been the case, known some horrors, times past.

Good neighbours now, so I try to look after them and show my appreciation.

Replied: 10th Dec 2023 at 19:30

 

Note: You must login to use this feature.

If you haven't registered, why not join now?. Registration is free.