Angry.

Do you know what makes my blood boil?
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Crematoria

Anyone else see the problem with that poor attempt of a joke?

(apart from it being in bad taste)

BB I would get worried if my blood was boiling

The rotation of the earth really makes my day!

A study was commissioned by former president George W. Bush in 2005 after statistics provided by the UN indicated that people with dwarfism have a suicide rate which is three times the norm.

After three years painstaking analysis, literary experts announced that the statistics clearly indicate that six out of seven dwarves are not happy.

I know a dwarf Ena, he's not happy either and he's on a short list......

If all you vegans really care about animals,

THEN STOP EATING THEIR FOOD!

One fine day in the middle of the night....
Two dead men got up to fight.....
Back to back they faced each other.....
Drew their swords and shot each other......

An oldie.

God's plan made for a hopeful beginning
But, Man spoiled his chances by sinning.
We trust that this story will end in god's glory
but, at present,
the other side's
winning.