Mistaken identity

I do the gardens for 3 neighbours because I like gardening and they are not so fond of it, I do it free and with a good heart because . hey, it keeps me busy between bike rides and enhances my area, Anyroad today I'm mowing the lawn 2 doors away and that little red fiat 500 with the go faster stripes pulls up at my house, He swings open the drivers door and exits the car like fat chaps do with, one hand on the roof and the other on the open car door and wriggles out puffing and panting like he's gonna have a coronary, He has the Kodak brownie round his neck and wabbles up my drive, like a seal going up a beach, I stopped the mower and walked over, " hey sledge is that you?" I asked, The guy looking puzzled said , " What ? I'm looking for the person who lives here, to thank him for brightening up my kids life, My kid attends the skool over the road and he looks forward to seeing Superman, batman and Spiderman every morning on his way to skool, "
So we had a chat and we both agreed, He's not a pot hole filler with a rubber neck,
I helped to shoe horn him back in the ' noddy car' and off he went,,

And on tonight’s episode of ‘Things that never happened’ we are off to Wigan to hear from a Mr T Plumb!

exits the car like fat chaps do with, one hand on the roof and the other on the open car door and wriggles out puffing and panting like he's gonna have a coronary

so you are not nice at all, Tom, are you

What happened to the rule, do not attack or PROVOKE others. If you poke people with a big stick they are going to retaliate.

one, two ..three and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,wait for it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Posted by: First Mate (1624)

What happened to the rule, do not attack or PROVOKE others.

"some people," think the rules don't apply to them

exits the car like fat chaps do with, one hand on the roof and the other on the open car door and wriggles out puffing and panting like he's gonna have a coronary

did you say that to the chap's face?

For some who sees himself as an all round super smashing chap you really don’t do yourself any favours Tom.

That was nice Plummy. Did you ask him to join WW?

Well Platty, I'm not convinced he was't Sledge because, He was unfit, smelly, not too bright and when he asked for a signed photograph his kid, I asked him the name of the skool and he said he'd forgotten the name,
very suspicious

sted by: tomplum (11012) View tomplum's page

Well Platty, I'm not convinced he was't Sledge because, He was unfit, smelly, not too bright

did you say that to his face, Tom?

Posted by: tomplum (11012) View tomplum's page

I tried to baz, but he just held up his hand and said, “speak to the hand, cos the face ain’t listenin’”!

Plummy: very suspicious. Hope he wasn't perving the children.

Tonks: "baz" is that a screen name for your mate Juan Kerr?