hey Tonks

post me that video again with Vic Reeves, I had an accident today with my fone, It fell out of my pocket from 12 feet up and the screen broke, I've geet another but lost all my contents,

Ta,

Thanks Tonks, I think it might be a bit rood for this site, you know the ' Mary Poppins Quartet' will be on it like a flock of gulls on a chip so. I've posted it over thuther place where they fear to thread lest Mac is on the door,,

If there are any Mary Poppins on the site, please can they come and work their magic on my house.

I don't think they do any kind of good work Jo anne, They claim to be perfick in every way yet, do nowt constructive, So if there any REAL Mays Poppins about, I've had to cut a hole in the ceiling because the pile of ironing has built up doing the ' holiday' period

Tom, I'd've put it on myself if I knew how!

Its strange you not knowing summut Tonker,

TomP: “a hole in the ceiling”

Good thinking, but don’t you find your crampons make holes in the clothes when you climb to the top?

Our Ironing is done on a , first come first served arrangement so, we take the garments from the bottom of the pile, This saves any climbing, A corresponding hole in the bedroom allows us to add to the pile at 'Peak' times,,

Tonks , the alarm at your place in Howfen was going off earlier. All the electricity was off on the street .

"Tonks , the alarm at your place in Howfen was going off earlier. All the electricity was off on the street"


It cant be!!

He is running off solar power......even at night

Tonks , the alarm at your place in Howfen was going off earlier. All the electricity was off on the street"

He really should maintain it better.
Him being an expert and all.

If it's Library Street, it's over 10 years since the battery was replaced. I didn't fit the alarm.
If it's Market Street, I fitted the alarm in 2007. It follows that the one I fitted has a better battery!

It'll only go off for 20 minutes, then stop and reset itself. If there's a fault it won't reset itself, just display a fault code. Either way, I'm not going till Wednesday the 4th!

After posting all that info about your shops, the fact the alarms are dodgy and no one will be visiting them for several days let’s hope no ….. ‘dark characters’ seize the opportunity to break in and turn them over!

I see that the 2 self acclaimed highly qualified Electrical Engineers are helping you out Tonks, obviously I can't see their input but, I'm glad to see they are making an effort to post some constructive posts and, If they indeed help you in earnest , I might, and I do say might, open the door to them from the ignore cell block,

I was once parked on Wallgate, it was late on, or earlier on, if you are from the next day, and there was a weird storm going on, it was sleeting and hail stoning at the same time, and with very short flashes of lighting, and then the power went out, it went pitch black, and every alarm on Wallgate went off, and I nearly shat meself

"I see that the 2 self acclaimed highly qualified Electrical Engineers are helping you out Tonks"

Yep...the poor lad was struggling to determine the difference between solar and battery back-up systems but I think I have put him right now. Always happy to help.....that's me all over

But please don't rush to take me off ignore (not that anyone will notice the difference) Tom, it will only mean one less thing for me to laugh at you for.

Tell thee what Tommy tha's had some moments on wallgate,

dust remember that seagull what shat on thee yed

Thunderbolt and laaaaightnin',
very, very fraaaaightnin',
him,
Tommy Two Stroke,
Tommy Two Stroke.
Tommy Two Stroke, Figaro!

I forgot to mention that I was on me own on Wallgate, when the power cut happened, and the car was switched off, so for a few seconds I had to fumble in the total blackness to find the ignition key, and then turn everything on in the car, whilst the alarms were echoing around me, and the lightning was flashing, it was like something from HG Wells 'War of the Worlds'

Posted by: tomplum (10185) View tomplum's page

I've posted it over thuther place where they fear to thread lest Mac is on the door,,

WHY, Nobody posts on there anymore, apparently, so he will be on there on his own.

Dont look at it BB. It's crap, and I mean that literally. How anyone can find it funny and worth posting it, is beyond me. I used to like Vic but wish I hadn't bothered to look, I wanted to throw up

FM, I wouldn't expect anything less if the failed "Wigan Rejects" site is involved.

Is it still `everything wiganworld wants to be` Baz?

I guess so, but it failed, miserably, I wonder why that was?

Hello Peepers

Reynard - why the green jacket, have you turned irish, joined the Royal Green jackets or won the Masters?

I can’t help but notice Baz but Platty seems to have a habit of following you around.

Somewhat ironic as it is something he has accused others of.

Still as they say……..nowt as queer as folk!

Certainly nothing as queer as you 3. You especially, all you ever do is jump on people, never a good word to say about anything.

"all you ever do is jump on people, never a good word to say"

Similar to what you are doing right now?

hahaha@SD, wiped the floor with both of them

Hardly.

As much as I enjoy the banter in here I try to avoid the women. Its mainly out of respect but also due the fact that as things escalate they usually end up in tears!

Please don't think I am ignoring you..........its for your own good

done vixen again

Hardly.

when will you and platty learn

Back to Vic Reeves …

“Widely celebrated for his irreverent wit, glorious eccentricity and tremendous creativity, Jim Moir (Vic Reeves) attended art school before becoming a household name in British comedy … Art has always remained his first love … original, eccentric and mischievous artwork.”

jimmoir.com

This video of Jim & his wife Nancy birdwatching appeared on BBC’s The One Show a few months ago:

YouTube Link

Coming to Sky Arts in 2023: Painting Birds with Jim and Nancy Moir

Thanks for that Jo anne, A highly talented man with lots of positivity to give and share, Good post as usual ,

Jo Anne, see if you can tice Tonplum to post the video!

Nah, it’s ok, Tonker, I’m not that intrigued to see it.

Posted by: basil brush (18916)

when will you and platty learn
Replied: 2nd Jan 2023 at 10:49

You as in me, or you as in the persona you seem to think I am?
Basil you need to start thinking for yourself and not believing everything others post.

"all you ever do is jump on people, never a good word to say"

Tonks, I have posted it over yonder and, It has been viewed 25 times as yet, Probably by the ones who say,
" no one goes there " begging the question,

how do they know ???

and they use the word irony a lot,,,,,,,,perhaps Jo anne could explain to them the meaning,,

Tom, how do you know that the ones who say,
" no one goes there ", are saying, " no one goes there ", when you've got the ones who say, " no one goes there " on 'ignore'?

TomP: “perhaps Jo anne could explain to them the meaning (of irony)”

I think you’d be better than me, TomP, as you deal with an incredible ironing pile. (I never iron).

It would be interesting to see Tom's answer to Tonk's question.

But I won't hold my breath.

Tonks its simple, I say a phrase like, " no one goes there anymore" , The halfwits on ignore may or may not have said that But, They copy my every word as they are glued to my posts like limpit mines and in their vanity will claim to have said that, Maybe they did, may be they did't, I don't really care and neither does anyone else, except those in the ignore cell and that is evident by the rep[y above, Which I have not read but, I do know its bilge and, You would think a highly paid electronics company owner would be too busy today to be here,

Jo Anne, I'm catching up with the ironing, I did get a little lackadaisical but eventually was Pressed into doing it,

I thought it was a valid question. Hope those undercrackers you're ironing are clean tompum, unlike the pair in the video you posted.

A joke about dirty undercrackers Tom?

Careful now......Your mate ****ty wants a 3 month ban for those who make `infantile comments`

Not just a joke SD more a visual offering

I didn't see the video but I think I know the sketch.........shooting stars?

You might be right,SD, but this is a scetch not a sketch.

yes.

Posted by: tomplum (10203) View tomplum's page

how do they know ???

and they use the word irony a lot,,,,,,,

Forgive me Thomas but...........how would you know `they` use the word irony a lot?

You CANT READ anything they say remember!!