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Started by: i-spy (15252) 

Have they been banned or have our comics given away their joke books.
If I could think of one I'd tell it

Started: 14th Mar 2021 at 13:35

Posted by: ena malcup (4151) 

Ah, but WHAT would you tell it?

Replied: 14th Mar 2021 at 13:42

Posted by: i-spy (15252) 

Pass it on

Replied: 14th Mar 2021 at 13:50

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (15400)

I think folk are frightened of causing a fence



Replied: 14th Mar 2021 at 13:58

Posted by: i-spy (15252) 

That's more like it

Replied: 14th Mar 2021 at 14:52

Posted by: peebee (729) 

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Replied: 14th Mar 2021 at 16:37
Last edited by peebee: 14th Mar 2021 at 16:39:41

Posted by: gaffer (7965) 

Replied: 14th Mar 2021 at 20:04

Posted by: tomplum (12494) 

now I found that joke funny and laughed but, I'm now feeling guilty because it was told by an Irishman and we're not allowed to laugh at Irish jokes, It involved a woman golfer, ( that's sexist) about left handers, ( that's considered abnormal) and it has sexual content, , I liked it when a joke was a joke,

Replied: 14th Mar 2021 at 21:00

Posted by: tomplum (12494) 

I've got one that is offensive to scousers, So i think its acceptable

To all Scousers, the Gov't have promised jabs to everyone,

not jobs,,,

Replied: 14th Mar 2021 at 21:16

Posted by: i-spy (15252) 

Why is it that a funny Irish joke isn't funny if it involves 2 Scotsmen

Replied: 15th Mar 2021 at 13:42

Posted by: ena malcup (4151) 

Best joke I heard last year, when further lockdown became imminent. Boris said, "There will be money for those who cannot do their jobs".

And in the background, some wag did a Dennis (Skinner)- you could just here the comment, "Dido will be measuring up for new carpets then!"

Replied: 15th Mar 2021 at 15:54

Posted by: ena malcup (4151) 

Also, the Irish 'knock-knock' is a real classic, is it not.

Replied: 15th Mar 2021 at 16:21

 

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