Ah's geet a moggy ! ....
...... Las' neet. ah sin a moggy i' t'garrij, an' it run it under t'freezer. Ah thowt, ah'll cotch thee, tha' bugger.
Anyroadup, ah purra trap daaaain yond', bi't'freezer, an' he were theer this mornin', deeud!
Translated into Wiggin, fo'thi' ....
Had a mouyse in th'ouyse. 'S ded noy, laaaaike !
Owd mon sorry, who'd'o'thowt?
Started: 3rd Jan 2021 at 17:41
Did't ever catch yon biscuit thieving rat in't th'office?
Replied: 3rd Jan 2021 at 18:14
I was just thinking about that.
Replied: 3rd Jan 2021 at 18:22
I can feel a story coming on! .....
I got two metal moggy traps and one rat trap. Set all three, baited with immitation Mars bar from Aldi.
Nothing for a few days. And then .... the moggy trap under the desk went missing !
I thought, "hmmmm., the rat must've got the trap stuck on it's yed and run off". Anyroadup, I checked everywhere he could go. No sign of the bugger, or the trap!
Replied: 3rd Jan 2021 at 18:28
I think someone is baiting you, Does the missus like the imitation (one m) Mars bars from Aldi?
Replied: 3rd Jan 2021 at 18:37
"I think someone is baiting you"
Well.....considering you rarely stop baiting certain people Terry you should know all about it
Replied: 3rd Jan 2021 at 18:51
Put some rat sticky pads down
Replied: 3rd Jan 2021 at 20:19
Put some string on the trap.They can't run as far.
Replied: 3rd Jan 2021 at 20:42
I have done now. Not string though, they can gnaw through that. I've put bobble-chain on each one, attatched to a foot-long length of 22mm copper pipe!
Replied: 3rd Jan 2021 at 21:56