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Wigan world jokers

Started by: i-spy (14979) 

Used to be a laugh a minute on here.Where did the jokers go ? Did someone steal cindy’s book of ancient jokes ?


Started: 13th Dec 2020 at 19:26

Posted by: Arfur petesake (243)

As Andy Capp once said Icey, " ya gotta go with the Flo "
Don't look back and wonder why
forward March and smile i spy.

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 19:57

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

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A wooly jumper

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 20:56

Posted by: gaffer (6627) 

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 20:57

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

The scarecrow who won the Nobel prize



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He was outstanding in his field

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 20:58

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

A man walks into a bar
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Ouch !!!!!

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:00

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

A Cheese roll walks into a pub and orders a pint
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Barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here"


Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:02

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

Two fish in a tank.
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First fish says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:04

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

Two monkeys in a bath
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One turns to the other and says 'OOO AAHHH AHH AHH!'
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The other says "Well put some cold in then"

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:08

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

What did the constipated mathematician do?
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Worked it out with a pencil.

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:11

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:12

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
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One says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"


Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:15

Posted by: gaffer (6627) 

Very funny Irish golf joke.
Wrong one posted, correct one now playing.


Golf

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:16
Last edited by gaffer: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:24:26

Posted by: i-spy (14979) 

Yes

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:27

Posted by: broady (16580) 

You gotta hand it to short people......

Because they can't reach it.

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:34

Posted by: broady (16580) 

My Grandma is 80% Irish..........

They call her Iris.

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:37

Posted by: tomplum (7129) 

woman driver going along the road and the engine is miss firing , she stops and calls the RAC, 20 minutes later the RAC man comes and fixes it in 10 minutes, he says, " its fine now missus, get on your way " she asks,
" why did it do that " the RAC man said " oh just shit in the carb lady ", She asked " how often should i do that ? "

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:38

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (6593)

Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:51

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

Some good uns there, TTS

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 09:37

Posted by: nanajacqui (3582) 

I used to look forward to Friday nights when we had a laugh but now it's all doom & gloom with "some people" old news which we've seen on TV or read in the paper

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 09:55

Posted by: TerryW (6276)

I agree NanaJ, but it won't get back to that until the rot has been cut out of the site. We all know where the rot starts.

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:10

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

Wouldn't know, I can't remember, in all the years I've contributed to this site, ever posting on here on a Friday night

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:19

Posted by: nanajacqui (3582) 

That's why we all had a laugh as you didn't post

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:31

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

well if it bothers you that much try starting your own thread instead of ruining them by causing trouble.

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:36

Posted by: TerryW (6276)

Idiot.

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:38

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

How rude

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:44

Posted by: TerryW (6276)

I am rude to scum

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:45

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

Not nice at all.

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:46

Posted by: TerryW (6276)

See my 10:45.

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:48

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

nasty to the core

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 11:06

Posted by: jathbee (10724)

Yes you are.

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 14:39

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

hypocrite

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 17:31

Posted by: jarvo (30011) 

Joseph was a racist. Fact.

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 17:36

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

ive seen a few racist comments from the newbies

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 17:50

Posted by: cindy (5894) 

I'm still here I-spy.

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 18:03

Posted by: basil brush (16183)

thankfully cindy there are still some of us decent posters left

Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 18:04

Posted by: TerryW (6276)

Place is full of racists and liars.

Replied: 15th Dec 2020 at 12:25

Posted by: jathbee (10724)

Don't forget chauvanists.too.

Replied: 15th Dec 2020 at 12:29

Posted by: TerryW (6276)

Oh aye him too.

Replied: 15th Dec 2020 at 12:33

Posted by: peter g (2557) 

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Replied: 15th Dec 2020 at 12:36
Last edited by peter g: 15th Dec 2020 at 12:37:30

Posted by: TerryW (6276)

That's rude.

Replied: 15th Dec 2020 at 12:39

Posted by: peter g (2557) 

Broke what rule i didn't swear

Replied: 16th Dec 2020 at 16:12

Posted by: i-spy (14979) 

Cindy - glad to hear it. But what about the jokes

Replied: 16th Dec 2020 at 21:05

 

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