Wigan world jokers


Used to be a laugh a minute on here.Where did the jokers go ? Did someone steal cindy’s book of ancient jokes ?
Started: 13th Dec 2020 at 19:26

As Andy Capp once said Icey, " ya gotta go with the Flo "
Don't look back and wonder why
forward March and smile i spy.
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
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A wooly jumper
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The scarecrow who won the Nobel prize
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He was outstanding in his field
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A man walks into a bar
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Ouch !!!!!
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A Cheese roll walks into a pub and orders a pint
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Barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
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Two fish in a tank.
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First fish says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:04

Two monkeys in a bath
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One turns to the other and says 'OOO AAHHH AHH AHH!'
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The other says "Well put some cold in then"
Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:08

What did the constipated mathematician do?
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Worked it out with a pencil.
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
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One says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"
Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:15

Very funny Irish golf joke.
Wrong one posted, correct one now playing.
Golf
Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:16
Last edited by gaffer: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:24:26


Yes
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You gotta hand it to short people......
Because they can't reach it.
Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:34
My Grandma is 80% Irish..........
They call her Iris.
Replied: 13th Dec 2020 at 21:37

woman driver going along the road and the engine is miss firing , she stops and calls the RAC, 20 minutes later the RAC man comes and fixes it in 10 minutes, he says, " its fine now missus, get on your way " she asks,
" why did it do that " the RAC man said " oh just shit in the carb lady ", She asked " how often should i do that ? "
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Some good uns there, TTS
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I used to look forward to Friday nights when we had a laugh but now it's all doom & gloom with "some people" old news which we've seen on TV or read in the paper
Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 09:55

I agree NanaJ, but it won't get back to that until the rot has been cut out of the site. We all know where the rot starts.
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Wouldn't know, I can't remember, in all the years I've contributed to this site, ever posting on here on a Friday night
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That's why we all had a laugh as you didn't post
Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:31

well if it bothers you that much try starting your own thread instead of ruining them by causing trouble.
Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 10:36

How rude
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Not nice at all.
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nasty to the core
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Yes you are.
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hypocrite
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Joseph was a racist. Fact.
Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 17:36

ive seen a few racist comments from the newbies
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I'm still here I-spy.
Replied: 14th Dec 2020 at 18:03

thankfully cindy there are still some of us decent posters left
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Don't forget chauvanists.too.
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Last edited by peter g: 15th Dec 2020 at 12:37:30


Broke what rule i didn't swear
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Cindy - glad to hear it. But what about the jokes
Replied: 16th Dec 2020 at 21:05
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