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Started by: tomplum (6583) 

they are queueing at sainsbury ? From the entrance right round the corner down to the charity bins, I hav't seen it that bad Since May

Started: 14th Oct 2020 at 10:14

Posted by: tonker (21965) 

They're having a fire-drill !

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 10:36

Posted by: firefox (2432)

Sheeple queueing for toilet rolls. Same at Costco for the last fortnight

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 10:48

Posted by: tomplum (6583) 

I can't work it out, In the queue was a mate of mine, Now this lad is single and is probably only after a quarter of boiled ham and a tin of peas, he's a good 50 yards from the front of the queue, there is no queue at Asda, I wonder why he's queueing ?
My theory is Sainsbury are trying out a television hypnosis experiment, Everyone in that queue must be a telly watcher and they've been subject to
subliminal advertising,

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 10:49

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5517)

Oh as that started,, I have been waiting for the kewing to start

I had a bit of a doo there a couple of weeks ago, and I don't mean a party, I had been sending off for a few bits and pieces from Heebay, and collecting them from the Argos counter in Sainsburys, and as Boris announced the first of the new restrictions at the end of September, Sainsburys introduced the one way system back into the store, in that you go in at the doors on the left, and they have barricaded the store so that you have to out at the doors on the right nearest the tills, which is fare enuff, but this was the first day, and the Argos counter is opposite the doors where yoo enter the store, and on this day I hadn't noticed the one system was back in force, so I picked me parcel up, and was nearly back at the entrance doors, by the time I realised that the one system was in operation, and I would have gone out of the right side doors, but the barricades meant that it would have been an half mile walk around the store to get to those doors, so I said "sod that" I have only picked me Ebay parcel up, so as I got to the doors, a prick in a collar and tie jumped forward from the windows at the back and blocked my way at the security detectors, or whatever they are called, and some other idiot set the alarm off on them, so he is stood in front of me, and these alarms going off, and he said menacingly "YOU HAVE TO GO ROUND" so I said "I have only picked my ebay parcel up" to which he replied "I don't care" so I said in a raised voice and pointing "DOORS ARE THEER" the doors were about 15ft away and this prick wanted me to go back in the store, and walk all the way round, and he shouted at me "I CAN'T LET YOU THROUGH" so I said "I'm going through em anyway" and side stepped away from him, and I thought is he going to grab hold of me, but he didn't, which was probably for the best

I was a bit worried though, because I had some PPE on order, to be picked up from that Argos point a couple of days later, and I was concerned that if I was barred from Sainsburys how would I get me PPE but a couple of days later I picked my PPE up without any problem, and that idiot was on 'trolleys and baskets' he was in the car park pushing lines of trolleys around

It occurred to me though, that on that day, I wonder how many other customers he upset ?

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 10:57

Posted by: peter g (2429) 

Kym Marsh is opening the new fish stall topless this dinnertime

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 11:52

Posted by: PeterP (7922)

Peterg I will stear clear then dont want to see Kim with no hat on

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 13:11
Last edited by PeterP: 14th Oct 2020 at 18:39:23

Posted by: baker boy (15480)

perhaps sainsburys are avin a sale

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 13:46

Posted by: mortarmillbill (570)

There is a wigan wiganworld member in stocks and everyone is queuing up to throw at him.

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 14:44

Posted by: broady (16084) 

I think I no who you meen.

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 14:51

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5517)

I was up that way about an hour ago, and no cue at Sainsburys then

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 15:41

Posted by: firefox (2432)

MMBill, surely not the popular one?


TTs, I was in Iceland up there at half 2, there were queues (Or ques if sledge types the word). But only for Sainbo's.
Everywhere else was fine

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 16:02

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5517)

Those Celts from Welsh Wales have started to shithouse about it .......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-54540764

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 16:32

Posted by: firefox (2432)

Everyone should ignore the government. The cure is a LOT worse than the disease. Let people get on with their lives. I can guarantee no one will bne stepping over dead bodies on the way to work.

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 16:37

Posted by: AngelWood (260)

firefox have you had it?

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 17:17

Posted by: firefox (2432)

I haven't, and I have worked the entire time throughout the 'lockdown'.
I have met and mingled with hospital staff and patients,
as well as care home residents, etc.
I read that you have had it, but you didn't die from it. (Praise God)
I know people who have died 'with' it, but none 'of' it.

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 17:21
Last edited by firefox: 14th Oct 2020 at 17:48:54

Posted by: tonker (21965) 

I didn't realise your job dealt with chenille fabrics, are you a time-served upholsterer?

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 17:33

Posted by: firefox (2432)

I work with Nick Tyldesley in't knicker factory

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 17:50

Posted by: Joe Maplin (382) 

my daughter works at Sainsbogs......queues were caused by
50% off toy sale

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 18:05

Posted by: TerryW (5080)

Queueing like mad at Leigh Sainsburys today, was calling in on my way back from Salford but after seeing the queue I came home. Not sure what's been going on.

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 18:07

Posted by: firefox (2432)

Ah!
Cheers, Joe M

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 18:07

Posted by: TerryW (5080)

So it was the dreaded Christmas Fever, grandparents and parents after a half price bargain.

Thank you Mr Maplin.

Replied: 14th Oct 2020 at 18:13

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

Posted by: mortarmillbill (569)
There is a wigan wiganworld member in stocks and everyone is queuing up to throw at him.

I wonder who that could be?

Replied: 15th Oct 2020 at 11:18

Posted by: tonker (21965) 

It can't be Fat Mick, as he's a Shevington Wiganworld member!

Replied: 15th Oct 2020 at 21:15

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

I can't think who it could be.

Replied: 16th Oct 2020 at 12:18

Posted by: jarvo (29764) 

Just been to Sainsbury's and they are queuing - and for no apparent reason.

It seems that some jobsworth employee or employees has taken it on
themselves to start the lockdown earlier than planned.

What a load of bollocks all this is becoming. Let's all get the damned Covid and get on with our lives...Please.

Replied: 16th Oct 2020 at 14:55

Posted by: firefox (2432)

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Replied: 16th Oct 2020 at 20:05

Posted by: AngelWood (260)

I visited Asda earlier, it was as if a plague of locusts had swept through.

Replied: 16th Oct 2020 at 22:22

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

Jarvis. Would your saying that if one of your family caught it and died. Then there would be no life to get on with.
Think before you type.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 09:35
Last edited by jathbee: 17th Oct 2020 at 09:44:54

Posted by: firefox (2432)

Irony is, if he caught a common cold it would kill him, sooner anyway.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 10:16

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

Posted by: firefox (2346)

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Oh dear

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 10:44

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5517)

AngelWood said:

"I visited Asda earlier, it was as if a plague of locusts had swept through"

A Looming Plague, the Biblical Four Horsemen of the Apockolips is coming troo

https://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2020/05/africa/locusts/

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:05

Posted by: nanajacqui (3172) 


Posted by: firefox (2346)

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Oh dear says Basil.............Posted to stir up trouble

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:15

Posted by: AngelWood (260)

Sir Bob it was. Half of the things on my list I couldn't get. Asda currently have a survey running called "Tellasda", so I did.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:27

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

awww, didums

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:27

Posted by: AngelWood (260)

How rude.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:28

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

OMG, another one trying to stir things up

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:29

Posted by: AngelWood (260)

Yes you are stirring, commenting awww didums in response to my post.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:30

Posted by: nanajacqui (3172) 

Angela he can't post without stirring ,he's got the largest spoon in Norley

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:34

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

no posted about ANOTHER "newbie" getting a comment removed

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 11:37

Posted by: AngelWood (260)

Really? I knew that how, when your post immediately followed mine?

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:32

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

you mean like you did at 11.28

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:45

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

Angelwood. He only. post stirring posts, he doesn't have the vocabulary or brains to make a half sensible comment.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:48
Last edited by jathbee: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:48:44

Posted by: AngelWood (260)

In response to your "awww didums" post that immediately followed mine I commented "how rude" as anyone with half a brain cell can see that you were disparaging my post.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:49

Posted by: firefox (2432)

Everyone saw the post, and either you, my little yeast infection, or jarvis, 'went crying to admin' to have it removed.

Jarvis defended Savile on more than one occasion, even accusing the victims of trying to 'cash in. Tell us your thoughts on that, thrush, you newbie?

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:50
Last edited by firefox: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:57:59

Posted by: nanajacqui (3172) 

He doesn't have thoughts,

basil brush (14774)

I can't think who it could be.........think a bit harder !!!

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:56

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

The gangs out in force today

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 12:57

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

Sorry. I would have joined in earlier but have been baking scones

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:00

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

Still, a couple missing, though.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:05

Posted by: firefox (2432)

They may be at work.

Heres a handy hint.

work noun (ACTIVITY)

 

A1 [ U ]

an activity, such as a job, that a person uses physical or mental effort to do, usually for money:

I've got so much work to do.

Carrying heavy loads around all day is hard work.

What time do you start/finish work?

Aileen does most of the work around the house.

What sort of work are you experienced in?

That which keeps the workshy in benefits.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:10

Posted by: nanajacqui (3172) 

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:18

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:22

Posted by: PeterP (7922)

Just returned from Asda Golborne. Busy but not daft and no queues outside or at the tills. Most items on the shelves odd spaces but nothing major .I have been looking for Daddies brown sauce found in B&M at £1 a bottle and Piccallilli Sauce found it in Morrisons 65p a jar,both were sold in Asda but not lately

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:30

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

cant be aimed at me, ff, I've done my bit, ask nana, she claims to know about me.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:35

Posted by: nanajacqui (3172) 

Work shy is what I know

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:37

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

Really!!!!!!!!!!!

So you don't know all about me then, do you?

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:46

Posted by: nanajacqui (3172) 

Remind me again why you left Heinz

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 13:58

Posted by: jarvo (29764) 

Sister Morphine: I do realise that you are high risk and need to avoid people. But don't you think all this is becoming rather ridiculous?

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Keep a distance.

Why all this ghost town business?

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 14:12

Posted by: basil brush (14895)

Sister Morphine:

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 14:16

Posted by: nanajacqui (3172) 

Jarvo are you referring to Jathbee ?

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 14:19

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

Yes. The Angel of death, Jarvis.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 14:44

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

By the way. I am no more at risk than you. Jarvis.
I only avoid the grim reaper.
Answer me a question. Are you frequenting your favourite watering hole or are you avoiding it, Just in case

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 14:49

Posted by: firefox (2432)

Aye, your bit of signing on.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 16:00

Posted by: jarvo (29764) 

Sister Morphine: Am I eckus...I'm on a healthy fine dining course with an old school friend.

She is educating me in the pleasures of low cal delights.

I avoid places like Iceland and the like. Never felt better. And I'm as safe as milk.

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 16:10

Posted by: firefox (2432)

What caused the stroke, chickens milk?

Replied: 17th Oct 2020 at 16:59

Posted by: jarvo (29764) 
Posted by: basil brush (14895)

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 10:04

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

Sister Morphine: Am I eckus...I'm on a healthy fine dining course with an old school friend.

She is educating me in the pleasures of low cal delights.

I avoid places like Iceland and the like. Never felt better. And I'm as safe as milk

So, if fact you are avoiding places where you might come into contact with the virus. So what is your bravado all about.
Carry on with life indeed. Healthy, fine dining course
Sounds to me like you are afraid to step over your doorstep.
That is why you think you are as safe as milk. Well milk wasn't too safe some years ago
Remember brucellosis.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 18:54
Last edited by jathbee: 18th Oct 2020 at 19:01:01

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

I am however enjoying life to the fullest that we are allowed and not afraid to leave my home. Proper precautions taken, of course. So get out there before its too late. After all you have little time left to enjoy, considering the length of your working life.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 19:06

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

: firefox (2351)

What caused the stroke, chickens milk?

You mean this healthy, marathon running, fine dining, low carb eating, alcohol avoiding fool, isn't the invincible human being he purports to be.
Well now, how very unremarkable

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 19:25

Posted by: jarvo (29764) 

I was drinking Martell last night. And having a reet good time.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:14

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

I was having a lovely meal, cooked by my daughter and her husband. Drinking wine and having a good laugh with them. I will continue having a good time, while following the rules, including getting out and about.

So stay safe, in your milky environment.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:30

Posted by: tonker (21965) 

When my mate's mum died, he was clearing her house out and found an un-opened bottle of Martell, in a cupboard, that was over 30 years old.

Being in the licensed trade for over 22 years, he asked me, "d'you think it'll be alraaaaight this, lad"?
I advised him that it would probably have gone off by now and that I would safely dispose of it for him.

He didn't bite!

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:33

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

I think you'll find that it might be difficult to bite Brandy.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:36

Posted by: tonker (21965) 

Brandy? It's Cognac, Sir!

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:40

Posted by: jathbee (10391)

I'm afraid my knowledge of alcohol is very limited but never the less, you still can't bite it.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:53

Posted by: firefox (2432)

Good job, can't bite owt bowt teeth.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:55

Posted by: tonker (21965) 

It was Timp's dad's Cognac.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:57

Posted by: firefox (2432)

I'd have enjoyed a nip.

Then some Cognac.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 21:59

Posted by: tonker (21965) 

You'd get a hard 'nip' off Timp!

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 22:01

Posted by: firefox (2432)

You've always fancied Timp.
Their Tomp had a better porn moustache.

Replied: 18th Oct 2020 at 22:02

 

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