Catnapped Pussies

Whoo has been pinching the pussy cats



Stolen Pussies

Hope it's the one that keeps screaming in my garden in the early hours.

Missing cats take over my Facebook page,every day,has anyone seen this cat ,keep an eye out,please look in your garages & sheds.

I got a good thumping once in Beirut, from a Oklahoma work mate, just because he caught me stroking his wife pussy.

I can't be doing with all this 'Newpussycat".

Nor Me. It's not a good look.

I don't like it. Wherever you go they're talking about 'Newpussycat'!

Look good on with sparkly lleggings

Go on then tonker,
What's "newpussycat"?

Is it like Mattabooboo?

"Whoa Whoa Whoooh" !

" doctor I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
" I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome." " is it rare?" " it's not unusual."

The story has changed now, and they are saying that five of the pussy cats have been found in the Haigh Hall area, and they think that they are being catnapped and released in Haigh Hall, but I can't see that, if yoo were going to get rid of a cat, you would take it a damn site further than Haigh Hall from Whelley, so is a more plausible explanation that something is attracting the pussies to walk along the old Whelley Loop Line route, from Whelley into Haigh Hall, because it is not far, and the line goes under the road in Whelley, it could be a scent they have picked up and are following it, or they could be following a mouse trail, or they are after the tweety birds in the Haigh Hall Plantations, because you have to remember that cats are very fluffy, natural born psychopathic killers

That Tom Jones tale is a lie you shouldn't believe everything you read online.
I remember when George Michael died and word spread on the internet that he'd choked whilst eating a chocolate bar.
People thought it was a carless whisper....it turned out it was!

No cars involved?