Catnapped Pussies

Started by: Tommy Two Stroke (5089)

Whoo has been pinching the pussy cats

Stolen Pussies

Started: 30th Jun 2020 at 12:04

Posted by: Reditus (365)

Hope it's the one that keeps screaming in my garden in the early hours.

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 12:33

Posted by: nanajacqui (3010) 

Missing cats take over my Facebook page,every day,has anyone seen this cat ,keep an eye out,please look in your garages & sheds.

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 13:07

Posted by: FAT MICK (1397) 

I got a good thumping once in Beirut, from a Oklahoma work mate, just because he caught me stroking his wife pussy.

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 13:11

Posted by: tonker (21748) 

I can't be doing with all this 'Newpussycat".

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 17:29

Posted by: firefox (1978)

Nor Me. It's not a good look.

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 17:30

Posted by: tonker (21748) 

I don't like it. Wherever you go they're talking about 'Newpussycat'!

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 17:32

Posted by: firefox (1978)

Look good on with sparkly lleggings

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 17:43

Posted by: chatty (7658) 

Go on then tonker,
What's "newpussycat"?

Is it like Mattabooboo?

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 17:57
Last edited by chatty: 30th Jun 2020 at 18:00:36

Posted by: tonker (21748) 

"Whoa Whoa Whoooh" !

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 18:04

Posted by: firefox (1978)

" doctor I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
" I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome." " is it rare?" " it's not unusual."

Replied: 30th Jun 2020 at 18:34

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5089)

The story has changed now, and they are saying that five of the pussy cats have been found in the Haigh Hall area, and they think that they are being catnapped and released in Haigh Hall, but I can't see that, if yoo were going to get rid of a cat, you would take it a damn site further than Haigh Hall from Whelley, so is a more plausible explanation that something is attracting the pussies to walk along the old Whelley Loop Line route, from Whelley into Haigh Hall, because it is not far, and the line goes under the road in Whelley, it could be a scent they have picked up and are following it, or they could be following a mouse trail, or they are after the tweety birds in the Haigh Hall Plantations, because you have to remember that cats are very fluffy, natural born psychopathic killers

Replied: 1st Jul 2020 at 08:51

Posted by: chatty (7658) 

That Tom Jones tale is a lie you shouldn't believe everything you read online.
I remember when George Michael died and word spread on the internet that he'd choked whilst eating a chocolate bar.
People thought it was a carless turned out it was!

Replied: 1st Jul 2020 at 15:12

Posted by: firefox (1978)

No cars involved?

Replied: 1st Jul 2020 at 15:23


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