wheres me owd mate cocci

cocci where are ya. aint heard from you in ages

someone describing coccs image said they saw him legging it down the runway to board a plane at manchester.
they said he had a large tin under his arm????

a large tin??????
oh no, sue...are you thinking what i"m thinking???

oh no. coccis legged it . i ceawnt believe it billy
cocccciiiiiii. where are ya

cracked

cocc mi trusted brother..me and ya sister are a little concerned mate????ya havent left the party skint have ya???a lot of whispering has been gooin on since tha went ta wales?na weer are tha???just mek a transfer charge call wilt tha??
i woried sue, i feelt lads done a runner wi loot.

cocciiiiiii wheers thexpence tin????

i think hes just gone fer recouperation billy on account o his fingers warchin

he,s alive and well had a chat t,other day, been on holiday,sure he will post soon,if i see in him in morn will tell him,HE,S WANTED.

thanks howdoo. tell he ,d best gerron ere quickish

n eer's me bin doin me lessons for nowt
you all deserted mi!!!

aint so sydlass, just been busy celebrating you know what. i hope your over the system shocks of another defeat by the old pomy b players.chin up lass...ya get another crack o the whip in four years...four yearrrss.what a shame, dont know how the red neck aussie press are going to manage, without smirking at the poms who just tonked their unbeatables.if we beat france, then its a big bucks bet fer me on england england england oi oi oi.(sorry roy)meanwhile sydlass, we all love ya gal, and at the next committee meeting, tha"l bi sat next ta cocc...yo get free mate pies ont top table.hows that sound to tha lass.

vegie pies if thara vegan. =

coccccccc
doors are open????

cocccciiii. weer are ya

hellooooooo bro...hellooooo.

billy,sue, am back bin ont thols,av bint Devon for two wiks then cum wom for a wik,bint Wales for two wiks,bint Formby for a few days,puter playing up cawnt post for a few days,burram back nay, av had pute fettlt its awreet nay,so am ready for posting agen.So owt yo want ask fire away.ozzy,keep gooin wi them lesson tha nar knows when thal need this lingo nay ther selling off down under tha mit ger a job as a translater,fair dinkum dip thi bread in.

ey up cocci, wondered weer tha were. eaws thi fingers fully recovered i hope

er..er...brother cocc, dont wish to give offence bro...but wilt arrange fer a audit???now dont be gettin angry, its abaat time innit???nowt personal lad, just folowint rules, thassal.
all together now...fer he"s a jolly good fellow
fer he"s a jolly good fellowwww

billy do i aft wait till after th,audit fer me expenses. ive geet a bag full o dockets ere

sithee,I aft go someweer, nay ast bi back abeawt 11 o,clock,and if your still abeat wist ave a natter,am not gooin far just up them6,sumuts cum up and I aft see to it.Av nar bin still since I geet wom am a bit oer reeched at times still it keeps mi fit,fit fer nowt thar is,see you later tar ahh.If thas gont bed al sitthe morn.

sue,fingers better nay,I wus showing um to howdoo tother day,he said he'd nar sin fingers like um,aw bent and brocken and swelt up.I think howdoo wants fot join party av towd him fot aver word wi thee,thy con pur him reet cawnt uh.
he's a proper Wigan mon a thinks billy will be fane of another member does thy?

aye. were short on a few folk . burr ast aft ask billy
neaw then worra beawt this ere audit

Since when was wiganworld in gaelic or geordie? Can I have a translation please? It's doing my 'ead in. Must have been in the sun too much, not heard so much wigantalk for a long time.

ittle put a few at lads minds at rest cocc.whats say ??are tha up fer it lad??
as fer another mon comin on board, cont guarantee is loyalty tut party???wi want no moles and such tha knows????

be it on thy ead then.

billy,howdoo is reet gradley a mon after misel,hil be a true party member,al ger his subs of him when ah see him deant cut wi mi dog, is that awreet?

sue,abeawt this here audit,nay thanose tins afe full and av not spent nowt on misel in Devon,but,I had to have some expenses in Wales cos mi Bacardi ad geet very low,burra took nowt else so get thi dockets in and al send thi some coin o-k.
Howdoos subs as gone int tin today so we've geet some cash fot play wi.

ozzielass, we thowt tha wer tekin lessons on how fot talk proper,tha best gerra better teacher if its any mooer money al send thi a money order, awreet sport.

english pound noo,ets cocc.not aving ozz scrambli are b****y eads wiv aussie dollars.dust know thexchange rates cocc???well theer tha are, nayther do i???ask sue when she drops round wi er dockits.

billy,a forgeet abeawt thexchange rate al aft do me sums befooer a send owt deawn yonder.sue get thi rekning yead on.

ey cocci tha not sendin nowt fer er lessuns er gets um free on ere
neaw then
i purra dockit in fer a translatin book so i could sort aw this eawt
er,ll aft gerr er lessuns ere
nowt frumt tin fer lessuns
and it were sydney lass that werre gerrin lessuns afoor not ozzielass. weers tha concentrashun

well thats awreet sue so wi dont need moider abeawt thexchange rate then,aster sent thi dockits in?thil bi late wit postmen bein on strike,a con send thi a few bob ont slate till a get thi dockits.
ast geet a lot,tins not bad its aef full but lids playin up agen.

av geet a bloomin bag full an its aw fer bleedin stashunery
cept fer me business lunch wit local bowlin team
and no. if tha gets any moider abeawt lessuns an money fer um send um my road cocci. there havin no brass wen,t lessuns cum free curtesy o mi book
a dont need nowt ont slate i,ve bin canny
let yon daft buggers askin me fer dinner stand fert cost

did tha not gerra frock fot lunch wit bowin team?tha con claim fer that tha knows.

no cocci i wered mi owd un frumt last claim . its a bobby dazzler tha knows
met aft clain fer me shoes tho . mi piggin eel got stuck deawn a grid an yanked itsel off

get a pair o them theer Jimmy choo type thal bi awreet.

reet cocci. thanks. tha dunt need tell mi twice... im off tut shops

get me ten woodbines,hic,hic,I belong to Wigan dear owd Wigan towwwwwn hic,hic,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

woodbine,,, thowt ya were on capstan full strength cocc

thats the time to start worrying sue, when he"s seen lighting up bloody cigars??? =

but he has billy.. them big cuban things
dont know owt bout cigars but is that good er bad

cocci did tha gerrem as a sweetner

oooh dear, not good...thauditors ad better bi quick i say.no ffence cocc brother, but its quite normal fer thauditors tha knows.

sue coud'nt talk to thi ony sharper bur av bin away fort wikeend,Ave ad wikeend wachin rugby ont telly wi famly dos see.
Aye tha reet abeawt yon cigars a geet um gin mi when a was in Devon but thi make mi cough an av chucked um up nay.
When con wi av this ere audit billys on abeawt,con wi do it oursels er do wi aft av a clever chap in?am not bad at reknin up.thas not sent thi dockets in yet fer thi shoes tha geet,ave ad no exes of billy for ages nay is he not spendin owt?

good wikeend then cocci
neaw then about this ere audit
noooo. that munt di it thisel. we aft av somebody else. fert make sure alls reet.
think billys geet one on the books
ey mi dockit fer me shoes is ont road. 300 quid cocci. dead sliknky an all

£300 quid fer shoes!al aft av a bacardi sharpish av gone aw mazy,weers mi tablets,
weers mi bottle,weers tin al at ger agate reknin up.

it were thee us towd mi fert get sum gradely uns cocci.. so.... i did

now owd on a minute you lot, cocci guz on all these olidays, sue gits 300 quid shoes an yer moaning abeawt a few bucks fer mi lessuns fair dinkum,yer ostrazising mi its discriminashun

be like me sydlass, i dont put nowt int expense tin, instead, i make a subsciption tat party funds.na thats loyalty fer thi,is it not lass???i allus said, lead by example, and tothers will folla tha.by the way lass, is thi ouse big enough ta owd next party conference???tha"l get wear and ter expences of course???si sue, she"l put tha reet.

naythen sydneylass,thas geet best teacher gooin wi sue,hers geet a diploma in speyckin proper,nay wit thaudit cummin up wi aft bi reet tight wit cash forra while,
billy wants thaudit so members noes thers nowt funny gooin on.ozzielass al aft av lessuns as weel like I sed if they are gooint sell deawn under off you con be translaters fot rich Wiganers when thi buy Sydney an Balmain, Canberra,an all tother rugby places I think billys intrested in a small holding deawn yonder.
thers no discriminashun in our party its one fer all and all fer one ask billy.
no worries sithie,dip thi bread in cobbers.

neaw then lass
ler us now wen that wants a lessun . its fer free
cos then tha sees tha con purrin a claim fer a posh frock cos thas not spent nowt
save were tha con then tha con spend it elseweer
thar entitled tha nows thee bein secertery
an oi billy i puts mi donatshun s in tha nows

thanks sue a bowt a new frock fer mi birthday canna count that as mi entitlements? Av got all mi secretary gear just mebee need sum new fighnets but al pay fer them miself. howma doin wi mi lessuns? Ey a don't like to mention it but yer know wi Coccis sore fingers, yer don't think it as anythin to do wi tin do yer? Billy me house is big inuff fer party confrence, al put a barbie on fer yer.

thats reet gradely of tha sydlass...tharra bit coy abaat thexspences i con tell..so just ta get thi started, sue put a dockit in fer a grand, last time wi held it at her ome ???so if tha goes on them lines, tha,al be oreet.tha"l afta cater fert none m8 8ters as well tha knows.si thi soon lass,and mek sure theres no slithering things and creepy crawlies int long grass, wi aint used to that lass.

er....itl bi safe waint it????wats elf-n-safety think abaat thidea???

con wi ave a report back here at thoffice
afore wi set off????caunt ave party members bein way laid by them unsociable critturs na.

post strikes oer, so"t mail will get thro.

billy,What abaewt thaudit,who's dooin it?

sue,ast heard owt abeawt this ere audit,am waitin fot sumdy tell mi wats wat.A cawnt do nowt till summuts done one way er tother.are wi gooint sydneylasses fot thanual confrunce?ave erd wi mit be.
A thinks thers anuff int tin but a cawnt say so till thauditers bin agate wit rekknin up.Av a fer send it to billy or sydneylass or av a fert send it to thisel?
Mi fingers er swelt up agen this lids gooin wuss.

i think we can afford a new tin fer tha cocc. ittl ave a crook lock on it.naa abaat thaudit?? er...can sydlass(an outsider)and misel do thaudit??i could keep mi bins open fer any mishief that may arise..tha knows..security like.think we"l put it tut vote.

A new tin wud soot mi deawn tut ground billy.Thee un sydlass con do thaudit,all in favour say aye.
Me for one says aye.
Nay its up to sue.

sue...weer are tha lass, theres a meetin gooin on here.

a bet hers out wi er new shoes on showin of,

aye. its awreet wi me

has tha bin spyin on me cocci
an cocci i,m glad tha gerrin a new tin
last time i watched thi owd un it frikkened mit death. its evul tha thing

so thats another aye billy,av wi enoo ayes nay?shall a send tin to thee wi group 4,er shall a send it to sydneylass wi Quantas Airlines?onyroad ul soot me.
am gooin Quacks morn wi fingers thi favver puerk sausages thi do he'l at gimmi sumut forrum ther warchin like mad.

sue, aster bin to another do wi thi new shoes on,showin folk tha con afford best o tackle.I hope thas not brokken um.

ay , i went to a party last neet cocci
an i were a reet bobby dazzler in mi posh frock an me shoes
getten sum sponsors tho so that,ll please yon billy
showed umt manifesto . they sed it weret best theyd sin in yonks
had a few swifties tho cocc. ad a beltin hangoer

Glad fort hear it sue tha con ner an enoo sponsors,a mit be away agen at wikeend av bin invited fot watch rugby agen its a reet good do plenty of ale and jackbit so if tha dosent hear from mi tha noes am away,but fingers er playin up so a mit not go,a think am goin finish up wi mi hands in a sling fot stop um warchin.

reeto cocci

billy where e ya we need this audit sawtin eawt

chekin aat some tins fer cocc...theres a reet gradely one ere that would save coccs fingers...its gettan a spring lock thingy...tha knows...touch button and it springs opn...he"l afta mek sure is tae cups not in rooad.si thi at meetin sue, hope thi shoes aint like yon tory lass, as sin er??still, its one way a gedin noticed eh...crafty buggers yon tories =

Nay sue,am back wom is there owt to report.?

Cocci am sendin thi sum emu oil apparently it's reet good fer arthritus it'll do yer fingers world er good. Tha can't operate tin if that fingers r swollen. Av finished partyin so im gooin't
get minutes sorted from last meeting an am lookin fer sum sponsers frum this end, al let u know how a go. As yer can see av not had time fer mi lessons this week, i'll aft get sue on job.

si to it tha does lass.weve getton a job fer thi that tha,al like..be r8 up thy street so ti speake.
wile am ere lass, ows them skippies tekin thinglish loss???aye, thout soo,a...knees up mother brown an o that . =

them theer bloody skippy"s.....ow many of em is there???25 million???ow many"s caucasion???hmm..pot boilin down yonder i reckon. = dont bi late lass at next meeting...if thar late, o m8 pies will a gone, sue and cocc are buggers wi doggy bags ant likes.

sydneylass,al look forward to themu oil fer mi fingers,a hope tha ad a reet good time wi thi partyin,a hope them theer sponsers av geet credability tha noe's wot billys like, any slackin an he'l be on um like a tramp on a kipper,he runs a tite ship dus billy,he's a bit owd fashund that way,but these days its the best way fert do things.

sue, billy, hows thaudit gone,did tha get that new tin fer mi billy?sue hows yon new sponers shapin up?is thi frock an shoes still o-k

thall aft ask billt beawt thaaudit.. hes geet figures
me sponsors is beltin cocci, reet gradely folk
and me frock n me shoes is awreet. but av sent thi a bill fer a dry clean on mi frock
red wine tha sees

sue, that red wine mit not cumeawt if it dont thal at ger another,cos tha mit av a sudden invite fromt thi sponsers so bi reddy awreet!

billeeeee,war abeawt this ere audit.

sawreet cocci. ive geet a good second frock. burram sure thisull come up in mi expenses

cocc????av some disturbin news lad...theres a blak oil int thaudit???some figers aint addin up???not ballansin if tha gets mi drift???its outa my ands naa...top floor fraud squads gettin in ont thact.thad better mek sure tha as reciepts fer all that crown derby dinnerware thi missis as bin collectin ????not fergedin royal wooster.
ps seems my tight ships, sprung a bloody leak. =

may day mayday may day

cont believe it wi promised ta be whiter than white, somebody"s up fer a shalackin,an it aint me..i towd em to bi on ther toes...bin tryin to get thi on fone cocc, weer are tha???thas not done a bloody runner as tha???whad abaat thi fellow bros and sisters???were not owdin can fer thi.cont believe this sue????ees in bloody rio????

thaal be doin samba to a different tune when tha gets back lad.i do ope fer thy sake, tha can explain.

billy,settle deawn, nay thers nowt up wi figurs,evrythin is accounted fer evrythin a tell thi,sue frocks un shoes are ligit,all thexpenses are spot on,av geet dokets fort lot of um,an dont lerrum tell thi owt diffrunt,this party is whiter than white its snow white,a noe thexpenses is a lot bur its fust time wiv ad books done,shoes,frocks,cleaning bills,traveling exes,bar tabs,petrol,
buffetts,wiv even ad fert allow fer a barby deawn under fer a recrutin drive,and wi mit av fert let sydneywench come o'er on a paid trip tharul not bi chep will it.
then thers paper un stuff fert write wi, mi moby phone,mi laptop,tha sees billy bein in charge ot tin teks a bit o cash tha noes it cawnt look after itsel connit?nay if party's not satisfied then wi con let another member tek tin o'er fer six months er so then pass it on agen wost think abeawt that owd prater? a bet sue er sydneylass would like a do wi it,er maybi thisel wost think.cocci as nowt bi frikent of, ast not run away ast bi ere at mi post reddy fer owt onytime.

neaw then cocci ,dont bi gerrin flustered

there must be summit yon auditors missed.. it,ll come reet
an if billy wants somebody else fert tek care at tin.. well im tellin thi i dont want it, he con give it sydnelass

Hiya sue,a thinks thi must a mist summut ur else thi cawnt rekon up proper,av put all dokkits int reet order all signed proper so I noe its reet.a thinks billy gets a bit moiydered abeawt this tin, he keeps sayin hes gerrin me a new un bur its nor here yet.sue are wi avin a christmas do fert members? a was thinkin o bookin Kilhey Court fert neet,wi could have a dinner un dance wots think? wi could invite sydneylass un er sister ozzielass,thil bi reet chuffed a think.
we wud aft av a vote on it tho.

towd thi cocci, dont fret, summats bin missed sumweer. it,ll turn up tho. im all fert christmas do an fert invites tut uther lasses
billeeeee... weers new tin fer cocci

ee that'd be reet grand, wid luvt cum back 'n we cud sort out thauditors at same time. Ozzie's reet brillyant when it cums t'figures she went t'convent an all that an i'm good ut orgunizing stuff n wi culd put trip down to educashun fer us takin minites ut meetins. All in favur say aye.

i o reet then..aye, the ayes have it then. cocc, thi tins here o rapped up in xmas paper.twill bi handed oer to thee at christmas doo.
eard a whisper fray upstairs(wanna mi moles) that its all a storm int tea cup. it"l blow oer.phew..fer a minute, i thowt party was abaat to bi rock"t wi a tory like scandal.
back ta sydlass...i sugest she be med are new public relations officer????answering o"t public questions like, tha kno"s..what say bro"s and sisters???

see cocci, i towd thi not fert fret. all ull be sawted an thi new tin theere fer thi waitin fett do so tha ,ll gerrit then

aye billy i second thi wi sydney lass

its another aye from me billy so a tek it that minits passed.nay am glad tin un thaudit settled its a load off mi mind a wus gerrin fair motheten a wus.
gerrin mi new tin at xmas sue thats awreet init thanks billy.nay is ther any other business fert consider?is there owt from deawn under?sydneylass wi cud do wi sum moor brains so if ozzie fancies joining ask billy fert applicatshun forms.

cocci, get billy towd
tha wants more than a new tin fer xmas , wot wi all,t grief that uns gi thi. tha needs a bloody medal lad
i ad it eer in summer fer thi if tha remembers , ne,er agin.not in this lifetime.. its geet a mind on its own thar as
ey mebe ozzielass con cum ont books as thauditor fer next time
wot says thee billy

tha reet theer sue,its a reet bugger that tin mi fingers ul nar bi reet agin.a think its a good idea gerrin ozzilass as thauditer thats iv her'l join.ther reet clever them convent wenches.

aye cocci i know . thats why i ne,er opned the bugger wen it were ere
its p[iggin lethal that thing
sure er,ll joyn if billys not teet wi er expenses. we,st aft see when billys int thoffice int morn
billys geet a meetin int morn burram thinkin he,ll be ere later

good idea
good thinking bro"s and sisters.them two frae down yonder will mek a fine duo in thauditors office.just ave one niggling doub tho......er...aint thi all x cons down theer???just a thowt members, just a thowt, no offence ment na.

billy ther nor all ex cons deawn theer,only video refs

Na Billy tha doesn't need worry ,weer frum good onest Irish stock ask Cocci he cun vouch fer us. av towd Ozzie t'ave a look at minits 'o meetins see what she thinks so she shud get back t'us soon. ope she joins us as a feel a bit lost o'er ere bi misel.betta get sum work done, aveagoodweekend

same ta thee lass. =

aye billy a con vouch fer these two lasses reet gradley stock nowt wrong wi um at all.Thil bi a credit tu party.
Ast owt fer report billy?
sue as thy owt fert talk abeawt?
sydneylass?

well cocci. tha nows them sponsors i had lined up
well ere goes, av dumped um, thi want know tu much .
towd um tha gerrin no joy eawt o me ..stuff thi sponsorship, we con do beawt it if thats thi game shove it sumweere else. reet rung uns cocci. i feel reet daft lookin at em int fust place
billys gooint slap mi neaw . i meet gerra warnin fer bein to friendly lkie,, bur ey lets be reet i werent that friendly if tha knows worra means

sue, a thinks tha in fer a reet rollerkin from billy owd wench, but,al stick up fer thi,tha just like me tries thi best but sum folk alus try to do thi deawn,try to tek advantige if tha noes wat a mean,still tha did'nt ler um get there evil way an fer that party shud be proud o thi,an this is a lessun fert thausie wenches too,they will get offers that seem o-k but there could be summut int wind thats not reet if tha noes wat a mean
but like thee a think there yeds are int reet place.so long as they keep away from them theer video referees.

cocci. bily met sack mi fer this
burra sin it reet off soon as they asked mi queschuns i dint like i towd umt bugger off
am norravin shady dealins, its not reet
tell thi cocci . thimk thi thowt cos i ad a slinky frock un killer eels i were fair game
well i towd um it,ll tak moor un that fert get me on side mister, i knows weer mi loyalties are so bugger of ya piggin pig. im stickin weer a am am thy not welcome tha bugger

well done sue lass,am purrin thi name forud fert see if wi con get thi one er them theer medals like tother party's award one another thanoes like an M B E. My Best Effort medal.

sue,,the likes o thee are"t bedrock of any paarty...i con shut mi blinkers once inna while tha no"s. stop thi worritin owd lass, ida done same in them high heels.yon teresa goorman started o this off. bloody tories.

spoken like a true leader billy,solid as a rock that billy is sue.

thanks guys.
it were worritin mi tha sees
burram tellin thi theyll aft wake up early in morn fert get past me
an yon teresa billy .. wellim beawnt whack er reawnd yed wi mi stiltto. hers givin us ladees a bad rep tha sees an its norron
i does mi best fert party but am ont ball un all.. owt a bit shifty seawndin gets knocked back, ive geet mi values tha knows
much raether av no penny as have a bad un if tha sees worra means

of ait nay tut club a game o doms a couple o pints and aws reet wit world unt party sitthee later. (nay weers that tin?)

I belong to Wigan dear old wiggaann Towwwwn Hic, Hic,thers sumthin ther matt zzzzzzz hic cos its zzzzzzhic am gooint bed neet all.

would ta believe...a bloody mouse scuppered across thoffice floor tother neet??al ave ta ave a word wi that sylum cleaner wi ired.she aint cleanin floor like way do.bits o flan an egg soufley,(thy likes suefley sue, dunt tha)will bring this up at next meetin, caunt ave this.

ay billy i will, am norravin standards slippin, ers on good
money un all
ers geet all thiquipment fer do it proper, if er caewnt then ers outta the door
am norravi it billy.. dust want mit send fert vermin mon

nae sue.....folks might stop usin clubs facilities if they thought we ad infestations and such...tell yon mon ta keep o food under glass or summat sue. tha knows..hygene, wave enough on are plates just na wi scotish breakaway thingy???wi sent em 28 billion quid last year fer nowt..na there gonna give fre prescriptions and free oud age homes fer thelderly???al tell thi theres gonna bi trouble at mill, if we ave ta pick up the bloody tab daan ere.PS i sin that new barmaid lass, pour ersell a whiskey, but she never put owt in till??ave a word sue wilt.

will do billy.
neaw then, abeawt bar bills
i were lookin at bills fert lastcouple o meetings afoor i send um ter cocci
there heyr than wots normal by a cpuole o hundred quid
looks like am gooint be avin words everyweere billy
as fet tuther lot ist leave that to thee, tha con handle em tha knows wots wot theer

cocci keep thi ond ont tin
dont be payin that cleaners bill, i think ers suppint left oers an leavint job ers supposed bi doin, ers geet a lorra explainint do
an them last dockets fert bar tabs , dont pass them noether, billy thinks weve geet a shifty bar maid
yon lasses thinks were daft
i,st tell thi this yon lot u,ll aft gerrup early int morn fert get past me

sue,tha gooint at put thi fute deawn wi this ere staff,wi cawnt at tail waggin dog con wi.tha gooint at come deawn on um like a ton o bricks,but mind ay tha dus it cos thi con go to tribunuls nay fert compy an wi dont want um gerrin free cruises un holidays un cars out of us.
so all a can say is iron fist in a kid glove.

oh cocci i intend to. an i,st tell thi, when ive done them lot ull towe the bloody line. an there wont bi no threat o tribunals, fair i met be ,,daft im not,
trust mi , wen ive done yon lot u,ll bi eytin eawt mi ond and doin wot there bein paid fer,
neaw then billy do i have it on thy aurthority fert give um what fer proper like

tell thi what sue,if thy ses its saturday its saturday

aye mister an if i ses its sunday its flamin sunday
an if i ses tha secked fer lazin , tha secked fer lazin, no comeback, geet mi cards in order cocci. si thi cocci, all i aft do is lerrum now whos boss,,... MEEEEEEEE, thats um sorted,
neaw then billy is that awreet wi thee cos am norravin em tekint monkey. no sir,,, norron my watch mr president sir

am glad we er ont same side sue, am not gooint upset thi no way.

geet all our interests at heart cocci
geet mi feytin gloves on
this partys gooint show what fer,, aint that reet billy

neaw then weers then ozzie lasses
them lots slackin a bit an im norappy
what sez thee an billy.....
am tellin thi, if i yanks much moor er eawt ist need a blinkin wig, burr itll aft be onth expenses,a,ll purrabit to but not all tha knows

aal leave it in thy ands sue. tha"s geeton a way wi words thy as.
esta erd owt fray yon lasses at bottom ot world yet??dragin their eels i must say.just ed a thoo"at...yon skippy they ave down under? sydlass might fetch it wi er???it could keep its eye ont club premises when we arnt theer, dust think so sue?cocc?frae what ive sin on it, its a clever little bugger.

tha reet abeawt yon skippy billy mi owd lad,tell um fotch it o'eer it only 8ts privet leaves wiv enuff o them in Wigan,
sydneylass as bin quiet lately a hope ers nor ailing,ers happen geet yed warch if ers ad a suppin wikeend,thi tell mi that theer 4xxxx is a bit ont strung side,bur I like mi bitter un mild and a Bacardi nay on agen.ast sorted yon moggy ayt int club billy?wi dont want it purrin customers off do wi? con wi get a rodent catcher in from Scotland fer nowt?thi dont pay fer owt up yonder.

rodent thing is sorted cocci. i towd thi , im not purrin up wi slack in int hygiene dept.. wi con use yon lot elseweere
neaw abeawt yon ozzies, weere are they,i wants fert know
if yon lasses is ailin tha sees ive geet a bit put by fert cover sickies fer um but its not much like an the aft lerrus know
neaw then abeawt skippy,, ive plenty o privet ere us needs eytin, un when yon things ad its fill it con pay us back wi guard duty

ey you lot am not slackin, ive ad take extra lessuns as i can't understand what thas all goin on abeawt. ive told ozzie abeawt meetins but shis ignorin mi musta got herel a new fella or summat. anyroad don't give up on mi am tryin mi best but it might take a bit o time. ad av no trouble though supplyin skippy but they can be a bit difficult an am not sure ad gerrit thru custums. al get on wi mi lessuns now an see ow a go. ad bi better off if i ad somebody on hand t talk to mebee sue cud cum over and gi me some lessuns in exchange fer a bed and jackbit?

yer on lass. ist book mi tickit
burra aft say tha lessuns seem fert bi doin thi reet
as fer yon skippy ,, its reet ive geet a contact i custums ,,
burr ast aft get billy fert ok mi travel , its abroad tha sees,

Billy'll be awreet Sue,mind u ee dusn't like anythin to do wi Oz so we'll just aft see what mood is in. Myebee i'll want come with yer. al aft get crackin on spare rooms. Cocci likes gaddin off he'll probably want cum too.

naa then sydlass, tha no"s i like thee, just them wailers i caunt abide.as fer gettin skippy thro customs...just wave a car park ticket at customs, and wallah, tha"l be waved thro lass. aint no prob gettin int uk love, its not like aussie here, wwey welcum o the planets folk into are cuntry.next thing is, payin em to mek protest marches cause o what they say wer doin ta"t country theyve left???were a funny bunch o folk ere sydlass,best urry up an gerover ere and fill thi boots before the bloody crash cums.coccs getton o thi expenses, so dont fret none luv.

sydneylass,con tha tell us whats best plane fert get,is it Quantas,or Virgin,or one o them theer forin uns?cos if any of us er traveling deawn yonder wi must av best un.Wi cawnt av sue er billy er misel bein moidered wi firms us dont look after thi proper,it'll bi first class er nowt,and a think a couple o stop overs will bi in order.Ast any ideas?and if yo two er coming up here then yo must avt same cos yo are party members after all.
a see thi lessuns er payin of,tha must bi studyin hard,tha'l bi better than us at this rate,blinkin eck!

just remember thi place int thoffice gal, and nobody"s gonna bother thi. =

a say..just remember thi place.

Cocci best stick t' Qantas or British but iy av heerd that Singapore and them theer Emerits er gud too. Tha meet as well av best cos its a bloody long way. As fert stopovers yer culd stop at bangkok on way ere and singapore ont way back, sound awreet? av started stockin freezer up wi skippy stakes 'n prawns an all that an al fire barbie up fer yer all. am sure sue con help mi wi all spare rooms.best ger a moove on an do sum work. aveagoodweeknd.

er...er,sydlass, er..cocc likes a bit o TOBASCO SAUCE wi is sea food. he getton iself addicted to it whilest doin o"t travelin and such.sue likes a bit o chilli too.as fer me lass, well, out thats good enugh fer thee, will be good enough fer me.
PS..mind thi apron dosent catch ablaze neer yon barbie doll thingy???ave i got that reet? barbie doll....nae, i mean fire grate.

sue,tha's gone a bit quiet wots up? as somebody upset thi?er ert away somweer?

sue....staffs startin to tek advantage in thee absense lass,there clockin each other in and aat at club.
weer are tha????tha not doin a cocci are tha???no offence cocci, just mi dry umour.

sue sue a say sueee

cocc brother...as checked to see if tin still theer. ???

tins still here billy but weers sue,am gerrin reet moidered abeawt er,dust o think jobs gerrin to much fer er a hope not,ers one o best workers I no abeawt,
a wonder as er gone fer a wik away sumweer,av nor ad any dokkits fer a while,a tell thi billy a thinks thers summat up I do.wos thy think billy.

sydneylass,aster sin owt of sue deawn yonder?wi no ers keen fer a bit of a gander deawn theer bur er sed nowt to us abeawt gooin un wi cawnt find er,so if er turns up wilt lerus no.er mit bi gerrin one o them theer skippy things.hows thi lessuns gooin?

ey up. ive been on mi hols
it were mi silver weddin tha sees unt kids booked us summat
neaw then worrabout this thing wit club staff unt clockin cards
reet am on it
am back an im ready fer a feyt so thi best watch it
neaw then billy, ne,er thee mind askin cocci ift tins still theer,
i went on mi own pocket an cocci its not gerrin tu much .
ist lerrum av it morn, oh aye, yon lots not tekin a rise eawt o me.. thee see

Glad fert ear from thi sue mi owd wench,I hope tha ad a reet good do fer thi silver weddin,tha con put a couple o dokkits in fer lets sey, a frock,un a couple o bottles, billy ul not bother am sure.
nay get reet on tu yon staff un mek um get crackin.

purrin no dockits in fer this un cocci part frum mi champers frumt party ... thanks guys

neaw then , abeawt them staff
them lots gerrint riot act read int mornin
am gooint sack some o em
an billy afoor tha ses it ... therell be no comebacks, yon lot thinks thyre smart ,, well si thi im smarter

bi careful sue thal at see tha dont brek any o yon e.e.c.laws that er made fer them os av just cum o'er ear,ur else will bi payin a fortune eaght.

av towd thi cocci, am not seyin it agin. am breykin nowt. yon lots geet contracts all legal like an theyre breykin um
trust mi were awreet neaw stop thi frettin , ive towd thi im ont baw wi this
billy wilt tell cocci its awreet im ont baw. ive learnt fer thee thi sel si thi

awreet sue,si thi morn neet.

si thi morn cocci
but be warned if thar int thoffice ast av mi bisniss suit on
ast av mi sackin yed on, so if tha sis mi i met be a bit abrupt
a caewnt ger all out o flunter wi nicities tha knows

si thi int rest room later

et awreet comrades, am not slackin av just gor a lot on reet now, wot wi me lessuns, which a don't think er workin. a reckon a need t' be in wiggin t get gist of it proper like. meybee when sue comes al do better. anyroad al si thi.

no offence oer tin sue, tha knows i"d trust thi wi mi life.i"l leave thee to gerron wit shop floor staff, but as long as tha keeps on lee side o E U law, then go fer it.
what wi doin oer christmus party???wi want no gatecrashin free loaders like last year mind. buggers getton in thro toilet windas.memo sue...get em nailed up lass.ps...glad thar back....get a tot o what tha fancies fray back at bar...put in on my tab. ee am glad thar back.

well sue ast owt fot report?ast seked any o yon idle scrawls,er ast just geeum a rollockin?a saw one ert cleaners gooin wom today er favverd erd dropt of a rag cart,a thowt eyup sue's bin at er a bet.
as billy sin thi abeawt chrismus do,ees on abeawt yon gatecrashers agen, wil at sort it eaght bifoor t'do wi cawnt bi doin wi aw thar agen con wi.nay al bi in club tomornm so wi can aw av a chinwag if tha's geet time.

reet, av ad a bad day
yup i secked the blinkin lot, cleyners unt bar staff, am tekin no crap fer that lot
ist be int club later cocci burrav geet interviews int morn tha sees, burrits awreet ive geet good uns lined up

an ist tell thi this

therell bi no gate crashers at this xmas do, its sorted
alls in order now so thee an billy mun stop thi frettin

a like that theer new barmaid tha,s took on sue = weers she fray???looks maltese or summat ta me.glad ta see tha"s shown yon lot door.dont like tellin tha this sue, but one o ems took a bagfull o bloody bog rolls wi er.fairy liquid seems to be going down fast??are we ok givin em a body search on there way ooam ???i"l check barmaid lass, it"l leave thy ands free so ta speak.

er...er..ahem,ive bin thinkin owd lass, sonly fair were seen to bein fair...i"l gi the a body search, and thy can gi me one? all int name o beein fer. =
whats think???good idea or what???? =

whats thy think cocc???tha as to be sin bein fer.

thar on billy
but less o the owd

ney then ney then,al a'ht keep mi een on yo two a con see,but tha reet billy wats good fer ones is good fer tother. sue eigh mony tickets du wi need fert chrismus do am gooint tu printers morn fert gerrum dun.who's guest of honour this year a couldnt get Brian ee sed is bizzy.

billy,sue, behave yusells wer nor avin any o yon theer john precott shinanigins gooin on in this party!a bet sydneylass is reet blushin nay,dont tekum on sydneylass ther only coddin.

nae then cocc, a didnt mean thee ta get ott flushes...tha no"s what quack towd thi, no excitement, of any sort.
think its best if i did o body searchin,whats say sue???ave getton thands of a surgeon thi tell mi,not ta mention a masseuse. i...a reckon considering coccs bad ticker, i"l do body search. PS better start toneet...take em by suprise i say.things i bloody do fer this party and club.

weers mi tablits.

viagra??????what about thi bloody eart mon.

whats viagra

ey , yo two ger off
tha wont bi needin no bleedin viagri
its all innocent this is
am norravin no shinnanigins , calm deawn tha buggers
neaw then billy ne,er thee mind what thi onds can do, one slip out o place tha bugger an ist aft slap em good an hard
behave thi sels we aft keep up arrearances tha knows

cocci that printer ull aft wait ive bbin too flamin busy replacin all them staff tha knows
ive only geet one pair o onds
i nedds a bloody brandy wi worrav sin today

i cud be guest of honour if tha like un i culd give a talk at dinner all about Oz and such like am sure billy wuld like that a cun double as a barmaid too am good at that and then i culd watch tothers so thems not slipping money in their pockets an that'll elp sue out.wadda ya reckon ad only need me airfare outa kitty. anyroad think abeawt it an let me know. al si thi all next wik

fost time i find owt int new barmaids bra, that shouldnt be theer,if tha knows whad i mean, then jobs thine sydlass. mind thee now...tha"l afta go throo search thingy on leavin"t club???does tha mind that at all ???? =

eh???does tha mind????fer club and"t party benefits.

just thowt i"d let yer all know...clubs shut untill further notice.time fer a clean sweep so to speke.
christmas do"s off.

si sue fer your subs rebate.

ave turned o lectric off, so ya cant brew up.

so all mi hard woerk were fer nowt then
all that seckin an interviewin

am sulkin now

bloody hell what's ruffled is fethers, reckon all that fumbling int barmaids bras musta bin too much fer im or meybee cos i didn't agree to im fumblin in mine. a think cocci'll ave somethin say abeawt this sue, no wunder yer sulkin.

am nor appy at aw
tha caewnt just shut it deawn without a vote tha knows
wi shud o ad a meytin
am nor at aw happy wi this
wots up wi thi billy, wots gooin on
did that last barmaid slap thi fizzog cos if er did is,t gerrer int th,office

ahem...er..er..bin gedin some hard mouth of missus oer smell a perfume on mi jacket = she reckuns am not actin same wi er since a took this secretary business oer.she started to call mi prescot mk 2 ????na that hurt mi.ave allus tried to bi upstandin in my proffesional life, na i get this thrown at mi ???think wi should co a meetin at members. subject-perfume, and the wearing of.

might as well ban wearing of yon mini skirts while were at it.distractin tha knows. ahem.

Well! a cawnt bileve this,av bin away fer a couple o days un when a get back wat dus a find!eh?club shut un padlocked,no lecky,no gas,no ale,sue's getten lip on,billy under thumb wi is missis,cos of a bit o'scent an a bit a skirt not to mention wer is bin fumblin ,sydneylass as put er visit on owd till wi ger it sorted,a cawnt blame her its a fair way fert come if wiv no club un no crimbo do.
Nay,wot will at do is gerra meytin sorted us sharp us wi con,thagenda will be,club fot open sharpish,sue will at get staff sorted,(ers good at that),billy al at curb is fumblin un is eyeballin skirts,dont ferget this party is whiter thun driven snow,un sydneylass needs a bit moor expenses fer er lessuns.anybody owt fer say?meytin's morn neet 8 oclock int club.al bring tin wi mi wi mit go for a bit o nosh after, All in favour say aye!

aye. PS..think i might ev some good news to report to ye"s. theres an interested party wants to take club oer.he seems a nice bloke...a mr laden ees co-ed.he sez he will renovate o"t club fer us,a"l put it up at next commitee meetin, o-reet lads un lasses???sydlass, tha mornt put off thi trip here, that cun stay at my pad untill o this is sorted lass.getton a nice kennel fert joey.

eyup Billy I think ,missus wuld ave summat say abaweat that, thanks anyroad av got some family us culd put mi up. am not goin bring skippy it ud be to much trouble. neaw abaewt this ere laden fella ad check im out good n proper billy av got a bad feelin abaewt him fer sum reason. ow did meetin go?

hey up members...had a e mail this morn fray thome office.this laden fella it seems, is an illegal migrant???thout there was sumat funny wi is tan.anyway,ees bin cleared to work fot national security, but he cant buy into a political party yet??could be a blessin in disguise tho, cos his terms were that o women folk had to have there dials covered wi this muffler.?
dont dispaer...seeing another fella this morn oer financin"t club.by the by...i wouldnt mention it to sue oer coverin"t face up....tha knows whats she"s like.

na calm down sue...its o passed oer naa. this other guy seems a nice fella...looks a bit like brad pitt???should increase female membership, does think???

billy, this chap is he from Russia?
thiv geet a few bob them as.
he mit bi awreet fer us tha noe's.
wi cud do wit club beutifying a bit.
wat dust think eh.
sue ert gooin ter meetin neet?
wi need thi theer fert keep um in order.

ast be theer cocci
its a bloody good billy geet beawt that laden chap
am not coverin mi fizzog er me erdo fer no bugger
brad blinkin pit, hummmph
neaw then if thad sed sean connery

tried him sue, but he aint available...he"s tryin to get separartion frey us sassenachs.caunt ev somebody ostile to us minorities na can wi??
by the way sue...did tha notice sydlass...she picked up on yon laden fella reet quick like???i think she"d be better suited int clubs security???does think so???ask er...give er a generus allowance an o that.aye...she picked up on yon bugger o reet.

ay er did billy

its a bugger abaewt sean connery
con i have sean bean then
one stiff o him unt ladees u,ll come runnin, oh aye
ast aft ask sydney lass later billy
burall see wot er ses
si thi later

sydney lass
in view o wor appened wi that laden chap an on account o the sussin im frumth off, billy wants the fert think abeawt a job in security, wot dust reckon
tha,ll get good allowances an superior accomodation fer yo skippy
ler us know when thas ad a think

aye, ers geet summut between theers as sydneylass,an its not fresh air.

am reet chuffed that youse all thowt a cud do security job but a reckon ad be better in promotions 'n admin. Am really good at bullshitting ooops sorry a mean hob nobbin wi company bosses un getting sponorship money owt of um. a ave me ways of makin um pay up you know like
nae Sue i cun bring a spunky aussie over fer doorman, there's sum good uns over here an id be a bit o eye candy fer us seein us lads uv got barmaids fer gawp at. Anyroad al allus do me best frum this end. cocci a hope tha not teckin mickey outa me, big jim wuldn't like, he med sure we ad good education tha knows.
anyroad al gerron wi it over here al si thi.

CHRISTMAS DO"S BACK ON LADS UN LASSES.
THAT LADEN FELLA???SOMETHIN TUGGING AT MI BRAIN ABOUT IM???JUST CAUNT THINK WEER AV EARD IS NAME AFOOR.???it"l come to mi i know???laden...laden....nope caunt think.
oops nearly forgot mention...wiv add a memo from PC office about breakin"t law??aye, it seems wi must say "merry christmas"anymoor? wi av to say "happy winter festival"

aye o reet syd lass, thee do as tha sis fit. av getton high opes on thee,tha con do a lot o good down under fer"t good relations an o that.
i suppose tha"s eard o turkey epidemic here in"t uk ??(watts gooin on o of a sudden ere?)con tell us whats kangaroo m8t like???some say its healthier than beef???ave sin it sold on farmers market stalls, along wi ostrich m8t???think i"l give it a try, whats think syd???

Sydneylass,(tha's moor between thears than fresh air)is one ut best things tha con ev seyd abeawt thi.Big Jim wud a bin reet prowd am sure.Fer dinkum cobbler

i aint seyin happy winter festival to no bugger
ast sey happy christmas an that chap frumt p.c. office can kiss mi jacksey
anyraod im about fert oder,t deccies so tha best let mi know if tha wants thi own words or some clap trap from yon mon
if i aft sey winter blinkin festival im gooint

aft boycott do cos im norravin it

sydney lass fotch mi a couple o big aussies fert door,, but tha ast tell um i con do worra wont wi um after

sue,gerrum ordert un wi want Happy Christmas on um,snowballs tu winter festival,the pc brigade can kiss the north side.

my sentiments exactly cocci
this is the pbf party remember
yon mon frumt pc office con tek a runnin jump
ey an ive already ordert mi missus santa gerrup

good for thee sue,a wunder is billy gooint dress up as owt.

ey cocci , this outfits geet secret pockets in fer mi miniatures
but im still not comin if i aft say winterfest..
in fact i met even organise a demo eawtside

sithee sue,its Christmus an be sed tha cummin tert do un thats final dust understand bugger pc lot we are the PBF party strong un true.save one o thi pockets for me, sounds like a song dunt it.

reet then cocci, im comin then
fust few lines ot sung


ast save a pockit fer thee
ast save a pockit fer thee
hang on cocci , hang on
dont skryke billy dont skryke
owd up billy , owd up
ist save another fer thee even tho ive only three

see id even gi yo lot mi last rolo[:D]

Saving all your pockets
just for me,
Saving all the dockets
just for thee,
billy's still the top man,
sydney's got the doorman,
and the PBF party is
going on the spree,

wait till billy sees these cocci
hes gooint aft tell that chap frumt pc office fert naff off

come on billy gerrim towd

sue, ah think billy ul enjoy is bacon buttys int morn.

will it have sauce on cocci
cos if it does i want one

what sort?Ketchup,HP,Daddies,Beetop?

h.p cocci

thats it im slaverin

get fryin pon on av a buttie,

noooo
i aft fert watch mi figure tha knows

ast aft wait till morn

forgeet sue tha needs thi figure fert mrs santa outfit wit secrit pockets.

neaw tha sees
ey cocci
i dont know abeawt thee but if wer avin this do a dont want non o that fancy stuff
a want good owd nosh
burra think billy met spechally like some o that theer lava bread and some o them lambs thingies, tha knows[ sweetbreads]

am not eytin them an im nr eytin kermit legs noether,

whos organisint buffet

sue,waz say if wi av a buffy,then wi con pur aw sorts on so thi con pleus ther sels,waz think?I likes a bit o tripe un sum black puddins misel, am not bein rasist theer a hope.

a reckon a buffy is best bet, no foul though, what wi bird flu and all that a don't want thas all gerrin sick. i culd send sum skippy meat ower, it's reet good, dead tasty and low fat, yer can even mek sausages out ef it an nobdy wuld know diffrence. anyroad i wish cul be there but al be there in spirit tha knows un yer cun ferget all this PC crap they can go un get stuffed

WELL WELL WELL...ALLUS KNEW IN MI EART, I AD A SOLID CREW ERE AT CLUB. AM REET CHUFFED AT RESPONSE TO LADEN"S AND MINISTRY"S MEMO.A HOPE YE"S KNOW, WE ARE FAST BECOMING A MINORITY ETHNIC BUNCH, OH I, ITS R8T,MY YOUNGEST GRANSON AS WORKED THE RATIO"S OUT. HE SAYS OME OFFICE AV RELEASED THESE FIGURES(DOUBLE EM GRANDAD)500.000 NEWCOMERS EVERY YEAR, AND 200.000 BRITS LEAVIN???I RECKUN WI ARE GOIN TO AV TA TEK ANOTHER LOOK AT ARE EMPLOYMENT STATISTICS..YA KNOW..EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES AN O THAT. A"L LEAVE THAT WI THEE SUE.A THINK WI SHOULD O GET TOGETHER AN SEND OZZ, A GRATEFULL THANKS, FOT OSTRICH M8T AND JOEY M8T SHIS GOOIN TA SEND TUT CLUB DO AT CHRISTMAS. FROM O MEMBERS SYD, WE WISH YOU ALL DOWN UNDER, MERRY SNOWBALLS, AND A pc NEW YEAR LASS.XXX FROM COCC AND SUE AND MISSEN.REMEMBER..VOTE P-B-F
na..wats ont minutes fer next meetin ????

con i just say ere...on be-af o club, an o members,,a big wigun thank you to our one an only "SUE"
she brought are party into the publics eye she did.
it o started wi er enquiry inta wear-abouts o cocci, are staunch an able bodied funds caretekker.well dun sue, shouldnt tell tha this luv, but a think members ave clubbed up fer a bit o summat fer thee at party. =

er...na back tut party business.cleaner reckuns theres summat funy gooin on in thatic???she reckons she con ere funny gooins on up theer???she"s perty scared a bein on er oan at neet.

ert thinkin wor i'm thinkin billy?
could we av a few o them theer unregistered visitors?Could it be our memberships gone up b8ight us knowin,
ast be up theer toneet ast av a gander fer misel,if a find anybody(Whoops sorry)
anything al let thi noe.
500,000,eh mmmmmmmm, a dont think thil aw fit up yonder.

strange gooins on these days cocc, tha never con tell.dost know anybody to exorcise club???seems to ave o started since yon mon walked aroud"t place..tha knows..laden??shish...yon mons names botherin mi???weer av i eerd it afore???al ask sue to put er jeans on, and tek a gander up yon. if theres anybody theer, she"l ave em out quick time.somebody towd mi they spotted her in tharcade tother day, she was luckin in james jewellers shop up yon.???er...er..weers tin cocc??ast still getton it at wom???

billy,there wuz nowt up yonder when a went fer a shufti,but, there wuz a couple o strangers near t'club when a cum eawt,thi favvered thi'd just cum of there holidays reet tanned they wer,one on um ad a big bushy beard un a sort uf flat cap.thi wer geein mi a good coat o lookin at a con tell thi,but the drifted away when a cop car came along,not sinnum since.

by jove cocc, tha"s just kick started mi memory na...mention o beard did it...bloody ell, ave i bin etertainin yon bin laden fray thills in ghanistan???if this gets aat, i"m finished at brit legion tha knows.well i never, bloody bin laden???an i never getton a bloody autograph???wi could a raffled it for members do at xmus.
PS..ive getton yon mon off tv to come an clear whatevers in"t loft, tha knows...colinfry is it??i, he"l chase buggers out afore do starts.PPS..still waitin fer food parcels of sydlass. i ad some o that ostrich m8t tother day fray morcambe farmers market...bloody tasty it were too.

hey up theer billy tha slipt up a bit wi yon mon but thi say hiz a reet slippery snake tho,av towd cops but thi say thi cawnt du nowt unless thi catch him doin summut wrung.Mrs cocc sez derek accora best un wi iz mate sam.am gooint try sum o yon ostrich m8ght misel when ah find sum.sydneylass is slow wit food parcel intshi.sues gone walkabout a think,not sin er for yonks nay,er wernt int club last neet nother.a wonder as er tapped.

ahum..er cocci...not tellin thi, thi job, and i dont like keep fetchin it up...is tin o-reet??
a sin sue lookin in"t winda of james jewelers in tharcade tother week??er..just ave a peek an see tins o reet wilt tha.

worra tha sergestin billy

i were just winder shoppin.... honest

an thee cocci, worr if i av tapped

sue luv..waddever gave thi the idea i wus sugestin owt????i trust thee like a sister.
as tha bin in yon attic yet???cleaner says it aunted??i ope that bars locked up at neet, watt wi er earing voices an all...tha never knows dust??tek a cross up theer when that goes sue, that"l protect thi. did tha buy owt nice at jewelers then??
er cocci, con i ave a private word with tha lad, wenever tha has time.

ast av a shufty int attic when i gets a mo , burra wont need a bloody cross if its worra think it is is up theer if its worra think it is ast just need me left clog fer swingin
a bowt nowt at jewellers billy,

sue, why didn't tha buy nowt at that theer shop tha cud a purrit deawn to thexpensis,tha ast look awreet wen tha mixin wit thupper class folk that cums int club,one day thi mit geeus a bit o cash fert purrint tin av ad a private word wi billy,sue,his reet moidered abeawt yon attic,a think its gerrinon his nerves,will at do summat abeawt it for him,wos think?

COCC..I"M ONY THINKIN OF YON CLEANER SUING"T CLUB...BAD WORKIN ENVIROMENT AND O THAT BLOODY NEW FANGLED P C MEMO STUFF.THA AS TO BI ONT BALL MATE...ONE DAY WHEN THA GETS MY JOB, THA"L KNOW WHAT AM ON ABAAT.NA WHATS THIS O ABAAT, SUES GOLD JEWELRY BEIN OK"D FER THEXPENSE TIN???A DO HOPE THERES NOWT GOOIN ON TWEEN YO TWO NA???IF THA TEMPTED LAD, JUST REMEMBER"T PARTY SLOGAN...WHITER THAN WHITE.ER..ER,CAUNT FIND MI GOLD TIE CLIP ???MUSTA LOST IT SOMEWHEER WHILE A WORR GIVIN A SPEECH ON CHARITY???CON I CLAIM ON PARTY FOR SAID 24 CARAT GOLD TIE PIN??MI OWD MOTHER BOWT IT FER MI WHENI FOST ENTERED POLITICS, IT WER A FAMILY ERLOOM.

WOTH A LOT O MONEY???

DONT ASK FER RECEIPES...IT WORRA EIRLOOM FREY WAY BACK...PRICELESS IT WER.
LAST TIME IT WER VALUED..1940...IT WUZ AROUND £1000 QUID...ER, GIVEN INFLATION AN O THAT, I"D SAY £10.OOO NA??

£10,000,wiv not geet so much int tin,wiv ad a lor o expense lately,wiv bowt sue sum shoes,av ad sum printin dun,then thers sydneylasses lessuns,av ad fert pay fer Kilhey Court fert Christmas do,wiv ad club beutified,un then thers that bother in thattic fert bi sorted,nay was say if a send thi £500 un then wen tin gets moor in a con send thi a bit mooer al pur it deawn as clothin allowance fer thi.
eh was say?

IF YA SAY SO COCCI, BUT NOT WANTIN TA RUFFLE THI FEATHERS, ER...AHEM, CON I SEE DOCKETS FER SUE OER LAST 8 MONTHS???A COUPLE AVE PASSED COMMENT ON YO TWO OLAS SITTIN TOGETHER AT BACK OT CLUB???NOW I KNOW THERES NOWT GOOIN ON, BUT I AVE TO BI SIN CHECKIN OUT ANY SUSPICIOUS GOOINS ON.WHITER THAN WHITE THA KNOWS.
PS DRAY FELLA SAYS E SAW A FACE IN THATTIC WINDA TOTHER DAY???FUNNY THAT...CLUB WARNT OPEN AT THE TIME HE SAID HE SAW THIS FACE???ER...ER COCCI, AS THA BIN ELPIN SUE UP IN YON ATTIC???THA CON TELL ME LAD, I KNOW ITS CLUB BUSINESS AN O THAT.

av ner bin in thattic wi onybody,a guz op theer misel,a seed them two chaps agen neer tclub and think one of um cawd tother bin liner thats wor it sownded like,nay dont bi frettin thisel abeawt sue un weer wi sit int club whiter than white a tell thi whiter than white dust ear.sues dockets er int post fer thi along wi thi money fert tie pin,keep um safe al need um fer sydneylass when her checks books.

reet lets get this reet.. billy yon lot tellin thee stories abeawt me un cocci is just jealous. he,s a bonny mon tha knowsits yon lot frumth wrvs. just cos he wont gi em a pie order
neaw then abeawt this flamin attic. went up fer a shufty an im tellin thi billy allus is up theer is next dooers moggie. if that cleaner says owt diffrent ast drag er up theer wi er laccy in er drawers and show er misen,, ers claimin nowt dust ear nowt
neaw then i hopes all mi dockits is in order
un as fer that drey mon, neaw tha knows why thowd spirits bills are not reet yon mons suppin em , gerron to em billy

neaw thec cocci,, worrabout yon rabble castin aspershuns on me un thee, si thi , next time a si thi i met just gi em summat gawp at. tha best let mrs cocci know tha met bi cummin wom wi lipstick on thi collar. a loves a bit o mischief
billy if tha sits on thuther side i met just get thee un all
oh my lord ,ikkle be first party scandal them gossips is gerrin peys above sticks

well aft news o't world comin reand nexthey sue iv a geet wom wi lipstick on mi collar mrs cocci ul stop mi tap reet proper

why dusnt fotch er wi thi cocci, then we con shurrum aw up. ad like fert meet mrs cocci
else are tha frikkund ot tales er could tell ustha con claim o thexpenses fer yer mrs tha knows.. thay ast av a luvly lady on thi arm . ere cocci, i bet yer missus ud sort yon lot out no prob, me un thi missus con sit int corner fradgin.. an yon lorull be frikknud death o what were sayin

her dont go eawt much these days,but al see if a con ger her fot come to Christmus do,aye hers a good fradger,con a ger her a frock un sum shoes eawt ot tin,al tek her up Wiggin morn un ger her fixed up eh?
billy ul not bother av just geet him a new tie pin eawt tin.a think his bin in thattic aw day,not sin him int games room.

tha con even gerrer a nice bag an a brooch cocci, if yon billys dunt like it purrit on my expenses
neaw then i hope billys not slung next dooers mo0ggie eawt o yon attic,
billyyyyyy were are tha

bin daan in"t basement.tween yo an me, i think were emb"d in...some bugger touched mi on"t showder, wen i wuz tiltin a cask???i wuz reet scerd. i onestly think wi should get yon colin fry in as soon as wi con.thatic..basement...wat the bloody ells gooin on ???should wi bi looking fer other premises or wat??i ave herd thers rooms fer rent at town hall???whats think sue/cocc???anyway, lets wait to see wat yon fry fella has ta say.PS...thi dockits are o reet sue...thar"us honist as days long pet.

ta billy fer chekin sues dockets am fain thi wer awreet,nay abeawt flittin club,its gooint be a tad expensiv but if were not settlt wi shud move,abeawt town hall,av bin towd that place as geet visitors anaw,was think eh!
sue dus thy want flit?ast onyweer in mind attaw?wil aft av sumweer gradley,the P.B.F party shud aft best there is.a bag un a brooch eh! a ner thowt o that.

bin in touch wit town all..waiting fer secretary to get back to mi. ???dont like sound of is voice...asked if we were affiliated wi BNF party =

When he rings thi back billy tell wiv nowt do wi British Nuclear Fuels,never ad av and never will av.

flittin, i say flittin. i thowt we were avin a refurb
glad thar appy wi mi dockets fellas, one does try to be pure as driven snow doesnt one
ey billy if tha gerrin a medium in con i come

I THINK WI SHOULD O BI THEER, YOU COCCI AND MISELL.WI CUD OWD ANDS AND SUCH. AVE SIN EM DO THIS IN"T FILMS? I OPE HE CON GET ERE FAST...JUST SIN BAR LEETS FLICKER ON AN OFF???NOBODY THEER EITHER???

A GETS FLUMOXED WI bNF AN"T BLOODY BNP??BIN LISTENIN TO SOME O THERE POLICIES...HMMM,SOME GEMS IN THEER...JUST MIGHT DRESS ONE OR TWO UP A BIT AN CLAIM EM AS OURS..WATTS THINK COCC???A KNOW SUE WONT MIND, THA KNOWS...HER AND ER FLASH MOOD SWINGS AN O.

billy just geet back from London,somebody in Whitehall wanted our disc's,they sed wi con av um back next wick,there gooint post um to us.

eyup comrades don't get me wrong but i reckon thas all been conned wi these outsiders. Tha must check out t'atic gud n proper n look fur bit's n pieces angin around. its nowt do wi ghosts believe me. N with all due respect cocci i don't think it wus a good idea t give disc to anybody even whitehall thers loads of em in theer to. just be very curful i don't want any of yer gettin hurt yer need eyes in back o yer head. sue waatch out fer any cleanin rags owld cnas n any alcohol going missin yer know war i mean booom tha caewnt be too curful.

aye tha reet sydneylass wil at bi reet careful nay,if tha gets any funny calls lerus noe,aw thy details wer ont disc's samus aw tother members. a dont noe what sue ul sey when her finds 8ght.

ers gooint it roof cocci a dun't know what possessed yer, u a well travelled man o the world a thowt thad er known better tha caewnt trust them bloody sutherners wi smouldry eyes n "sun tan"!
weel just ave t' ope fer best n keep thi eyes peeled.

sydneylass,wen someone from whitehall sez cum deawn here un bring thi discs wi thi,tha ast fert go,tha ast fot!
am glad thi didn't want the tin.

p.s he did av a sun tan.

towd thi cocci mark my words ther'll be summat going on in thattic. Ad gerra few heavies one neet and surprise um, they'll soon shift n move on t somweer else. They'll be iydin in toilets till closing time thems shifty buggers.

tha cud ave a point theer syd???last neet a herd some moaning an shufflin???cum ta think...it appens about five times a day???
cocc..ave solved that security thingy fot discs, theres a young unemployed lad down street fray me, he as a motor byke an side car. he said he"d tek um down theer.he"s o-reet, give im a tenner, and a couple o chesters ales, an bobs ya uncle.PS them theer food parcels syd promised?well they aint arrived here yet???wonder if theyve bin intercepted???

billy,not sin sue lately,bin missin a couple o'days ney,yon bouncer from Pemberton is missin an aw,Mmmmmmm.

am back cocci
been busy tha sees
neaw dont bi runnin ta billy . its all in my holiday titlement tha knows
av had non yet yo two is runnin mi ragged wi all this talk o gooins on int thattic an movin elseweer
ps ,, had a nice time

MEMO FOR"T MEMBERS
CLUB WAINT BI FLYIN"T ENGLISH FLAG ANYMOOR.BIN A COMPLAINT MED ABOUT US SINGIN NATIONAL ANTHEM WEN ENGLUND PLAY FOREIGN TEAMS???THEY DONT LIKE IT, SO WE AVE TO RESTRAIN ARESELVES.
COLIN FRY"S AGENT AS BIN IN TOUCH...HE WANTS A THOUSAND QUID TA REMOVE ARE ATTIC AND CELLAR VISITORS???I RECKON WI SHOULD LEAVE IT TO SUE...SHE FRIGHTENS ME TO DEE"ATH WEN SHE"S ON"T WARPATH. ANYONE SECUND THIS MOTION ???

A SAY, ANYONE SECUND THIS MOTION????

tha's geet my backin billy,that sue's a gradley sort tha noe's,her could frikken a police horse I rekon when ers nowty.
ney abeawt that anthem thing a thinks wi could have our own,am gooint try fot write one.
(WE WANT BILLY FOR OUR LEADER)
thats thopenin line,ney al at get mi composin yead on.

Here goes billy,was think,

We want billy for our leader,
Because he's Wigan through and through,
When he wants a little backing,
He's got cocci,syd,and sue,

We are a party for the people,
A party strong,loyal,and true,
We are people for the people,
Thats billy,cocci,syd,sue,

If you want come and join us,
Its a simple thing to do,
Just log on to Wigan World,
And you find billy,cocci,syd,and sue,

When we all get on the council,
We will make your dreams come true,
No more council tax or congestion,
Just vote billy,cocci,syd,and sue.


billy,dust think wil get padlocked?

COCCI MI OLD MATE, AS LONG AS IVE KNOWN THEE, THA"S KEPT THIS TALENT HIDDEN FRAY US?AVE SPOKEN TO SUE, AND SHE"S IN AGREEMENT WI ME, ITS A PROMOTION FER THI...THA CAN WRITE O SPEECHES FER US FRAY NAA ON.NA BEFOOR THA OBJECTS, ITS A SALARY BOOST FER THI OF AROUND 30 GRAND PER ANUM(INCREASE IN THE EXPENSE A-NO.)COULDNT FIND SYD???SHE"S PROBABLY IN"T BUSH WI YON KOALA BEARS, OR"T JOEYS.BUT MOTIONS BIN CARRIED ON"T MAJORITY VOTE THINGY.

ee billy,am aw of a fluster ney.
am reet gobsmacked,thanks fot thextra money wi Christmas comin un aw,all a con sey is HAPPY SNOWBALLS EVERYDODY.

sue,am glad tha back un ad a nice time av took three days off thi holidays,tha's nobut a wik left ney.Was think ut party sung eh.

and here goes another long post

greetings party members
ey cocci thats a beltin song that is
tha missed thi vocation lad
a reckuns thi speeches ul knock socks ot tuther lot

billy yon coccis reet chuffed wi his pay rise i think

just geet wom fromt club,hic!hic!al tell thi what,av supt sum stuff,ee av shifted a bit al tell thi,hic!who's yon levi?is he a member eh, a sey is he a member,dus he want join't party he con if he wants,but tell im whiter thun white thats us,Zzzz,I belong to summat dear old billy boy Zzzzzzzz ast at go t'bed av geet a reet wobble on,hic,hic,weers mi tin? thats gooin under piller toneet hic,hic, al sithhee all morn neet,Zzzz ey wee,ers mi bicardi billy bowt mi that,Zzzzzzz.

Zzzzzzz,Zzzzzzzzzzzzz,hic,I belo Zzzzz.

i likes is pop does cocci...but it never effects is judgment, aye.
ps...yon cleaner as quit?she aint coming near this spooky bloody place(her words)does ta know anybody that wants job sue???
pPS...fairy soaps going down fast???how come every time somebody quits club, fairy liquid stocks seem to diminish??? PPPS..just add a phone call fray cocci"s missus, she says cocci waint bi comin in today, ees getton flu. ??

wee'rs thaspro's av geet yedwarch.

its thee own fault tha drunkerd

am sober now sue,burram owt toneet agen av geet invited to a bit of a do,am not tekkin tin its a free ale do,so a think it'l bi aspro buttie's again int morn.
cawnt bi bad connit!

tha gets abaewt thee cocci

neaw si thi i hope yer payin fer yer aspro out thi own pocket an nor out ot tin

sue,a gets um ont presciption frumt docters its free to us owd uns.
a gets mi pills un potions free anaw when a need um.

a knows that cocci burra thowt they only gid thi so many,, all them aspro butties tha as. yon doc must be frikkenrd o givin thi an oerdose

hic,hic,eee, al tell thi what, best dooo av bin to,hic,wiv,wiv,wiiiiv,supt sum agen,plaaayed housssey,a did,playyyed housey a won jjjjackpot £150 a geet a round int games roooom fort lads a did aye a did eee av ad a good neet am havin a bacon butty nay thick bread tha noes,wats up wi syyyydney ers gone quiet,hic,hic,av geet a fffew bob left its gooin int tin fot members,eeee a feel proper champion.

beltin neet ya ad cocci
good lad, tha deserves it
been out ont razz misel toneet. eeee am powfagged an a bit merry so i,ll si thi int morn

weers bin sue?

interviewing yon new applicants fer cleanin job. i hope she knows, not being able to speak english, is no bloc fer the application???keep pc in mind sue, there hidin in cupboords lass.tha never knows dust tha.

yon cleaners dont need speyk inglish billy... a lanky twang will be enough
i am pc billy, ,, personally correct
thats as pc as i get
and,, besides that ive bin avin a word wi that colin fry,, did me bestist and now he says he,ll have a look at yon attic fer 50 quid an a bite o coccis aspro butties

if yon cleaner cawnt speyk proper ers no reets wantin job I sez,thal at tell er str8ght Queens English only spok'n in't club,shil be wantin showt bingo next,am gerrin fed up wit p,c lot I am.
A was p.c misel last neet a con tell thi.

dont get thselin a fraqzzle cocci ive towd thi what i spects o yon cleaner,, a good command o lanky twang
this is er bingo call worra eard it er interview
reet as thas geet um er not
if thas not, shurrup an lets shift tut next line

WATTS THINK COCCI/SUE...SHOULD WI APPLY TUT LOTTERY FUND FER CASH TA FIX THAT LEAK O"ER LADIES TOILETS? AN NEON LEETS OUTSIDE O CLUB ARE PLAYIN UP, AS NOTICED?THIE"S MISSING AN W IN TWAITES BITTER???COULD BI MISCONSTRUED DOS THINK??WI CUD BI LUCKY, COS IVE EARD THE AFGHAN KNITWARE SOCIETY IN"T UK, AVE JUST BIN GIVEN 35 GRAND,FER HIKIN BOOTS AN SUCH.??

PS...weyve got ta put subs up next year. were geddin in debt.that tanned fella"s bin pokin around agee"an.ee wants ta put money int club???he sez he"d like ta see a couple o changes tho??he sez women should be at ooam mekin tay for"t men???club would be exclusive fer men.ive towd him i"d put it afore yo lot ta consider??i dont think sues gonna like it tho, but weyve got ta consider are cash plight at this time bro"s and sisters.

i call this meetin to orderrr.

mmmmmm,nay fust things fust,
1,That therr leek near ladies toilet,
billy aert sure its a leek un not them comin eawt tu quik.
2,eart sure its thie unt w missin? a wus towd it wus thie unt th'ee,wist gerrit fixed onyroad up.
3,Ney abeawt this eer lottery fund,av axked um afooer un thi said wi didnt av enuff efnik minority's int membership,thi said two eawt o four hunderd wer no good.
4,ney men only int club mmmmmm thats tricky who'd sell tickets?who'd wash up?who'd make us butties?WHO'D DO SUE'S JOB. a think tha best tel tanned un tek is hook un wist aft try harder.
waz thy think sue,wats think tother women ul sey.

reet , im telin thi billy yon tanned bugger can go begger off.

let yon mon just trey fert ban wimmin frumt club, an ist show him a proper bloody uprisin, ist frikken yon mon an is cronies death
does yon mon think us wimmin is thick ,, only fit fer butty makin,, well ast tell thee hes gooint have a rude wakenin..
send yon mon my road billy i promise thee that bugger waent come back..
we dont need likes o him and am norravin it,, no sir,, an if tha dont like it then tha,ll aft sack mi

so a tek it billy the ansers a big NO fert tanned un,thal at tell when he cums wi cash.sue tells mi wimmin er avin a ladies neet this thursday un men aft fot do thier jobs,tha noes like,washing up,bingo,ticket sellin,bottle snachin,etc,etc,am not gooint a time for a couple o swift uns.

no tha piggin not cocci,
yon men is goint do as thyre towd fer once
itys girl power neet

ast be int club for heaf past seven,al put billy ont bingo,al do tickets un bottle snachin,un if tanned un shows up his all yours sue.

SO BE IT THEN. HOPE YA KNOW WI CONT AFFORD TURNS ON A SAT NEET??UNLESS THY CON GIVE US A RENDITION OR TWO COCCI??WHAT ABAAT THEE SUE???CONT DO CAN-CAN???AYE..WID BE OREET THEN I SUPPOSE.YON MON OUTA IT...CAUNT EV IM UPSETTIN WIMEN. NA WEER WOR I?? O I..SUE DOIN CAN CAN IN ER FRENCH MAIDS FROCK....EE I, A RECKON AVE JUST HIT ON A BLOODY GOOD IDEA, FOT SAVE CLUB FRAY FOREIGN INVESTMENTS.ER SUE LUV, CONT COME IN EARLY AND REHEARSE LUV, JUST BI THEE AN ME. =

al ave kettle on, and a nice muffin waitin fer tha. =

can can,, bloody can can..
am not flashin me drawers fer no bugger
tell thi what tho billy i can do a bloody beltin charleston. wi a bit o me own choreography chucked in
keep that kettle ont boil but scrap the muffin,, i,ll a some planters nuts please

did ya say "NUTS SUE"????

is mi luck changing???could be a promotion here fer tha sue...just play thi cards reet. =

Hic,Hic,bil su av supt sum agen eee av ad a good neet a tel thi,lost ut doms burram not bothert cos av ad a crakin neet.

hope thar up to job tamorn cocc...thauditors are in ageean.
think yon tanned mon as somat ta do wee it.ees not gin up tryin to get is ands on this club mate.bi-wer,somat fishy"s afoot.

a say summat fishy"s afoot.

billy , tonly thing fishy is that cod tha ad frumt chippy
if you tanned mon ses owt different ast slap is fizzog wi a wet kipper
yon mon int gerrin his onds on nowt

like ya spirit sue
typicaly true bulldog lass =
PS o"t junk mail tha gets, dust put em in thi spam fowder?an does tha leave em theer fot pc to get rid on??or dust ave ta delete em thissen????

JUST AD A PHONE CALL FRAY A EGYPTIAN BELLY DANCER????QUESTION...HOW COME WI SEEM O OF A SUDDEN, TO BE ATTRACTIN A LOT O INTEREST FRAY THAT SIDE OT GLOBE???AS THY BIN LEAVIN THE CO-- IN CARDS COCCI, ON THI FOREIGN JAUNTS???

ast ?????

billy,a wuz talkin to one a them theer dancers last year,nay cum to think of it Mmmmmmmmm,ast get back to thi abeawt this,as not bi lung.

billy av a look at my profile could that bi her dust think.

naaa....she"s not as good looking as this lady with you cocc.she"s a bit darker too.tha con tell her(lady on thi arm) PBF leader sends his best wishes to her. an both o you"s have a glowing and old fashioned christmas cocci, ya know, the ones we remember. PS..they aint never coming back bud. =

billy.thas looked at wrong picture look at the one under the dog picture.
mrs cocci and misel thank you for your good wishes and we both return them and we agree with you old time Christmases have now bit the dust.

???the young lass ya mean coccs???she your grandaughter??

no billy the belly dancer,click on the one next to the dogs.

worrav yer bin up to cocci, av sin tha bally dancer an im sure ers geet other interests, keep thi eye on him billy, yon bally womans treyint turn coccis yed, ast aft av a word wi the luvverly missus cocci an tell er fert get that lasses een scratched eawt
cocci neaw thee lissen , tha too owd a cat bi codded wi kittens
aye billy too much interest at mo from oer that side, ast be watchin tha knows

I was only talkin to her sue,honest,ask mrs cocci,she wer askin aw abeawt wiggin un billy un thisel her favverd her knew a lor o wigginers.

Sue ast show thi another picture morn neet,a cawnt just put mi hond on it just ney.

worriz a bally dancer askin queschuns abeawt me un billy fer..
knows a lorra wigginers.... aye a bet er does, a bet ers been up to all kinds o shinnanigins cocci
show er yon dooer. an tell er if er comes back ast stick mi boot up er jacksie
a caewnt belive that fawd fer thar owd flannel.
neaw then abeawt that other piture.. erts nicked it cocci fer er sisters passpoort

sue,av put yon other photo on,wait till yon billy see's it hi'l go bonkers,I think this mit bi thee'nd o me unt party,am sure ast get secked nay.but dust see thi wer geein mi free bacardi un a wuz suppin it like it wer gooin eawt o fashion,ee a supt some stuff a con tell thi,its a good job mrs cocci turnt up wen her did a think thi mit o kidnapt mi.
wos think sue dust think billy ul understand? not much harm done anyroads.
thi didn't get tin I had that in a safe place,there was this eer camel un it never stood up so a hid tin under its arse nobody thowt o looking yonder it wer safe for a three wik .well al at wait nay un see what billy sez,woz think sue will he sek mi?if he doe's ast miss that tin un all party members.

Hello my friends, just a quick note to let you know I'll be offline for a while after this Friday I'm leaving my job after 20 years and as yet don't have the internet connected at home. So thanks for the fun and making me smile through some bad times. Take care of yourselves and have a lovely Christmas, talk to you in the New Year.

aw missus i will miss you..
at the mo weve geet probs wi cocci an his belly dancer , billy met just give him the heave oh
not being nosy but why you leaving your job, hope its your choice, will miss you missus tha my only female ally at the mo.
you take very good care of you missus and all the best to you and yours, hope to speak to you again very soon,
best regards... sue..

billy.. cocci where are ya
have a word wi sydney lass guys.
sure yo two will miss her input as much as i will
and billy con her stay ont payrole whilst hers otherwise engaged

Sydneylass,gonna miss you but only for a short while though,hope you get fixed up with another job,or,ast retired? dont forget theres allus Wigan and Wiganers keep up wi them theer lessuns tha mit need um nay.best wishes for Christmas to you and yours.

cocci ast eard fer billy
as he fired thi or wot

sue, nor heard from him yet,if he's seen yon bally dancer owt could av happened.
am think av ad it misel, but tha nare noe's it mit bi gentle wi mi,after all thi didnt get our tin did thi?

sue ast seen tother picture?

aye i have cocci. that bally dancers geet designs on thee.
good job thi missus cocci turnt eawt else er would o plied thi wi bacardi and robbed thi secret abeawt were tha were keepin yon tin
theyve geet spies yon lot cocci an they come in allsorts o guises.... ask oo.billy
he had lessuns fer mi5.weve geet a sneak tha sees who tells billy awsorts fer a pie butty subterfuge cocci, subterfuge

sue ast know next time a goes theer a tell thi ther a rum lot they are.

rum, cocci, rum... they is shifty cocci...
rums that stuff yon lot gi thee fert make sure tha dont see em bein shifty

aye sue tha reet theer,I hope billy understands,am reet moidered abeawt it aw.

neaw then stop thi frettimn mon,,
a thinks billy u,ll be awreet but tha met just gerra warnin
next time ast come wi thi misel
ast gerra job as a bally dancer an infiltrate em .then ast get misel some spyware, then ast get misel acquainted wit main mon, ast ply him wi southy n coke , then ast gerr all yon lots secrets and send em to billy via carrier pidgin,
a shall go by the name oo noseybugger

Thanks for your best wishes. It wasn't entirely my decision to leave but after 20 years of loyal service and hard work my boss decided that I wasn't worth a pay rise He has tried everything in the book to back track but I'm afraid the damage has been done. It was like a kick in the guts, time to move on!!! I've already been approached by a few people but I'm going to take a break for now,go see my sister and my sick friend on the Gold Coast. There's more important things in life than worrying about someone who doesn't appreciate you. Be good to each other, hopefully I'll be back soon. Bye for now xx Mary