Double Entendres

Best one I have heard said seriously was from my much better half last week. I came back from the school run, he said

"your mams been, I did her top up, she was struggling with her buttons"

My jaw dropped, thinking I'd misheard, I said WHAT?????
He said the same thing again.

Then I saw the recipt on the table, he was talking about topping up her mobile phone, she was struggling to put in all the numbers on the receipt.

Bugger, thought something saucy was going down then ......

Got all hot and bothered then

He'd never handle her MA !

Emps, give o'er, gettin' me all 'over and beyond'

I prefer the 'double entendre' version me'self

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

Oh yes!

XR, you must have some French decendancy

I have not!

hahahahahaha oh god mister mannerin cryin laughin here.

"Did Someone Mention 'Double Entendres'?"

"Fnarr! Fnarr!".

I have a very old antique camera. "I've spent many a hot afternoon with my face under her hood, flicking away at that button, trying to make those leathery old flaps open up"
I also print all my own photographs. "I've got a small Johnson, but it can enlarge to nigh on a foot when it is turned on in a darkened room"
My main camera has a detatchable lens. "A few quick twists of the wrist and it comes off in a couple of seconds... Mind you I haven't had it off in ages, so it was very stiff this morning"
A photographer needs a darkroom and infrared lamp. "Mine's quite large and glows red at the top"
Ah., I see you've dropped your camera lens. "Hmmmmm., that's a large crack you have there, Mrs. Saunders"

"K-Woo! K-Woo!"

I wouldn;t trust my mom with some of my bfs growing up she had crushes on them.

Mrs Robinson

Mrs Saunders!

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Air Hostess, the year 1970s.

"Sir, would you like some of our TWA coffee?"

Passenger

"No but I wouldn't mind some of your TWA tea"

When I saw the title of this thread, I wondered if danni was asking for one.

Well mester, the good folk on WW have obliged her.

Behave!

And I bet there are more to come.

refreshments

Anyroad up it was Empress who started the thread.

Danni will be relieved.

I'll get me coat.

Very thin!

Sorry ladies.

I don't actually have a DE policy, but I may follow the NHS example from another thread.

"Glad to see that the NHS operates the good old policy that if I give you one I will have to give everybody one:"


From here.

Getting thinner mester.

It's that September sun.

Would the "ladies" enjoy being given an elbow?

Que Spanish Archer jokes!

Que?

Manuel

See I knew folk would think it was just another of my many cock ups!

good one that empress