General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Best one I have heard said seriously was from my much better half last week. I came back from the school run, he said

"your mams been, I did her top up, she was struggling with her buttons"

My jaw dropped, thinking I'd misheard, I said WHAT?????
He said the same thing again.

Then I saw the recipt on the table, he was talking about topping up her mobile phone, she was struggling to put in all the numbers on the receipt.