General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.

Perkins: Oh, butch, Oscar.

Edmund: A big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls".

Massingburg had him sent down for being a whoopsie.

(enter Baldrick)

Ah, Baldrick. Anything from Massingburg yet?


Baldrick: Yes, sir. It just arrived, sir.

Edmund: What is it?

Baldrick: Sponge bag, sir.

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