Dustaf

It gives me great honour to present to you this award which has been bestowed upon you by your esteemed colleagues.

Ladies and Gentlemen, pray charge your glasses to Dustaf.

May I be the first to congratulate you on this well deserved honour Mr D.

The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions,

If in doubt Google it. Hearty congratulations

I'm really touched.

Almost stuck for words. An ology and a Doctorship as well.

Excuse my ignorance, (Though we Doctors, newly qualified or not, are clearly not ignorant) but what letters do I stik after me moniker?

the post-nominal letters in your instance would be FRKN.(Failed)

Firkin?

Fellow Of The Royal College Of Knownowts?

I'm incandescent with pride here.

I've had a few dodgy sick notes in the past, and an offer of a bent MOT, but not never in all my days has anyone given me owt like this.

I'm getting rather emotional now.

Have some tissues....That's just snot sticking them together, so you won't get pregnant.

Blubs!

Perhaps a little celebration is in order.

I'm all for celebrating

Do you think I should hang it on the wall?

And the certificate?

Or would that be considered boastful?

Should be on your messageboard photo at least.

There's a thought.

Not too ostentatious?

Ooo no, you earned it, Son.

Not that I'm one to boast, but do you think it could 'open doors' for me?

Or maybe get me a bit off when around town?

Most certainly, go in the 99p shop and things will cost less than £1 to you.

Noooo. (Shhhh)

I meant a little something knocked off when doing business with a little something or other.

Taiwanese shemale?

Trust me, I'm an dokter

Cough*

It's true.

There's an picture of my ology up there.

"Do you think I should on the wall?"

Depends who you are doing business with

I meant to put 'hang it'.

But was too busy trying to do a double entendre feed line.

Would you have a vacancy for a clerk?

And I missed it...DAMN YOU, MULTITASKING. DAMN YOUR EYES!

Depends on how you dress up, Mr K.

Calm down, lovely boy, you missed that, but understood the 'bit off' line. (Eventually)

Lovely SJS used to call yon mon Dok-tohh.

That's a hell of a hard post to follow.

I have my admirers to think of.


'Waste of an egg' indeed.

I've made it big now.

Tha con also be called a MESTER OF THE CLOCK.

Now that really does have a ring to it, Bentlegs

Or an 'Time Lord' like yon mon^^^^^^^^^^at 16-24.

Booo, gerroff.

Do you also get the Freedom of Platt Bridge

I never thought of that, Mache.

I'll probably be allowed to wheel me trundle down Liverpool Road without let or hindrance.

I would like to know what the first picture was...mmmmmmm 👿

Which first pic Lizzie?

Cant' you see the 13:22 image?

No dear Dustaf I cannot....it has been removed by the owner I guess....it is a photobucket one as it says.....don't make any sense....neither do my ramblings....oh well maybe my iPad is protecting me from what ever it was....or my iOS 7 is who knows.....😧

Can you tell what it is yet, Lizzie?
oo ah oo ah oo ah.

The date was wrong, I had to send it back.

So, do we get a pic of Dustaf in cap and gown?

And nowt else?...YOU FILTHY BEAST!

Thats it, just put words in my mouth and make me out to be some sort of deviant.

Apologies, I never intended to imply you were some sort of deviant, you are just the one kind....The worst kind!

Awwww lovely pussy.

Now now, stop teasing!

I can see the pic now.....mmmmm.....I too say ...nice kitty...cats are so intelligent.....all cats...big ones and little ones....they know exactly which side their bread is buttered....😺😺

Not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth, I overlooked the date issue.

And the keys to city () are useless as somebody has cut all the locks off

Aye, and had away with the iron gates and cack scrapers too, no doubt.

So Dustaf, will you be driving your sheep down Wallgate anytime soon?

Chasing them, you mean.

Ho bloody ho.

Now if my peevish detractor was around, he'd be so jealous of my award and claim all you lot would follow me down Wallgate like sheep.

Dustaf Don't you go sullying Wallgate with sheep and Ologies. You will have all them owd Irish men and women turning in their graves.

I wouldn't dream of it.

Though I'm sure there's been many an escaped sheep/cow/bull gone running down Wallgate after escaping from the slaughterhouses, Marie.

I wonder if any needed their owd lobby's washed down after such events?

Old Lobby

Not a Leyther's leftovers.

dustaf They might have not done any housework but their front steps were always immaculate.

Aye, a spin off from mill work.

I've just realised, you haven't been given any keys, I was thinking of 'Freedom' of the town. Anyhow, who cares....

...and so Dustaf set off with his sheep.

I think there's a thread somewhere about what a Wiganer would be entitled to if given the key to the town.

It came about when Flintoff was given the key to Preston.

Knowing my luck, I'd get the key, or crank handle, to wind up the church clock.

Dustaf,
Don't let anyone else on WW share this info, but you earlier mentioned how this tribute, nay, acclaimed award might assist you to open doors.
Although I can't say with any certainty that I can put your name forward, but a few pics of you driving a herd of sheep up Wallgate, would I am sure allow me to nominate you for entrance into the stone cutters guild.

Homer Simpson joined the Stone Cutters.

Stone Cutters

You all should put Zerg Rush into Google and see what happens....click "clear" to restore....😈

Stone Cutters eh, Tom?

Mother warned me about that sort of thing.

And if it involves me getting my nipple and knee out under Pottery Road bridge at low water, I'll have to decline.

I fell for that trick once before, and I never did get the £5.00 they promised me.

Dustaf,

So mote it be.

It fits like a glove.

Mac
And the gavel ?

Dustaf,
To get to the next degree you will need an Diploma in Codology. Wigan can then b proud of their first Mester with a knownowtology and Codology dokterate.

Prefer to use a spade, Tom.

Mac,
Ought there to be a question mark.?

Mac, and the hoe?

She can wait her turn.

Back actor.

Once more, this time with feeling.

Apologies.

I was called away.

I've been called worse, but there you have it.

First edit was actually and addition.

I added the fauled link to my witty comment.

Wit, you exclaim?

So, I was feeling a little Oscarish (Wilde).

Taking a rogering?

Eventually

Speak brown, your'e through

Fie


There's only one thing worse than being talked about.

That's not...

No!

It's being given two years in chokey for being a whoopsie.


Can't find the quote from Blackadder where 'Big Butch Oscar' was described as a woopsie. ('Corporal Punishment')

However, I did manage to learn knowledge about a bit of dubbing.

As obvious on both original transmission and the DVD release, all verbal references to "Massingbird" were in fact re-dubbed (Atkinson's mouth movements do not match the audio). This was because the original name used was that of a prominent commercial barrister in London (Robert Moxon Browne) and had to be re-dubbed in post-production to avoid legal proceedings. Hugh Massingbird was the name of the obituary writer for the Daily Telegraph.

Here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporal_Punishment_(Blackadder)


Blackadder sends for Bob Massingbird, a brilliant lawyer sure to get him acquitted (Massingbird's previous cases included convincing a jury that a man who had a bloody knife in front of a dead man, who was seen stabbing the man in front of 13 people and said "I'm glad I killed the (Comment removed because it broke the rules)" was innocent and that Oscar Wilde was a homosexual despite an incredible notoriety as a womaniser).

Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.

Perkins: Oh, butch, Oscar.

Edmund: A big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls".

Massingburg had him sent down for being a whoopsie.

(enter Baldrick)

Ah, Baldrick. Anything from Massingburg yet?


Baldrick: Yes, sir. It just arrived, sir.

Edmund: What is it?

Baldrick: Sponge bag, sir.

Nah, it's not being important at all, but acting as if you are.

The Importance Of Being Earnest.