Bloomin Heck!!!

So ladies - have any of you seen the gorgeous photos today in the Mail of the Rugby Players oiled up and in their smalls - YUM YUM YUM.

And all for charity don't ya know

Sexism at it's most blatant.

Should be banned on here.

You forgot to mention a pot and a kettle there dustaf

I am hoping that a kind person will post the link - I do keep meaning to learn how to do it - but other things get in the way - namely 2012 Charity Calendars.

I'n not googling nakky men.

Copy and paste the address at the top of the article.

If you look at the top of your screen you'll see the address for this page is:

http://www.wiganworld.co.uk/communicate/mb_message.php?opt=f1&opt2=&msd=731479&offset=0&subject=Bloomin Heck!!!

Rugby For Heroes.

It's very sporting of them, but not my kind of thing, Veg Grower.

I had a look for nakky rugby ladies.

Not much joy.

Bear with me

Have you any pics of yourself bare?

^^^^

Joke.


Before complaints arrive.

Ah - jo anne to the rescue

I am going shopping tomorow - wonder if Tesco's will have it in yet.

I am aiming to be able to post pics by the end of the day - don't worry dustaf - no more pics of nakky men

Did you mean bare with me? Are you competing with WI for charity calender then?

dustaf - I had some taken when I was younger but I don't know where they are now.

Can you copy and paste, VG?

pate?? fois gras??

You know what I mean.

I don't know. Ask a silly question.

No wonder..etc..

priscus - no - I think airbrushing would be called for

Strategically placed.

Me too, Veg Grower.

thats the phrase I was looking for jo anne

Old fashioned me, smartly dressed in a nice suit, shirt and tie. Showing my age.

Showing your what?

Gwim's formal wear

I have an airbrush if any ladies are in need of assistance.

A real sport

the gwim weaper

I am beginning to wonder about you with the nunerous images of female bums and boobs, you keep puting on here!

Posted by: ruddy duck (5213)
the gwim weaper

I am beginning to wonder about you with the nunerous images of female bums and boobs, you keep puting on here!

Replied: 26th Oct 2011 at 16:01

Hmmm...Fair point...

Ok...Just for you. Can't have you feeeling left out, now can we.

the gwim weaper

Wrong sex.

Hollie, if you please!

Sure it's not the wrong species?

the gwim weaper

You would not think that if you saw Hollie!

is Hollie a dog?

Dunno, Nicko. He complains about the images of Beautiful ladies I link to, so I put an image to a young male.
Now he wants someone called Hollie (Not Willaboobie). So I thought it must be an animal. or a plant.

the gwim weaper

Not complaining, just wondering why you put so many on the website.

Must be because of not getting out much and being on here all day.

And if you and Nicko don't know who Hollie is, then you both don't know much about a lovely young girl with assets that men like.

And she is definally not a dog!

Listen Duck Face I know a few Hollies but I just asked a Question who is your Hollie ,, post a photo

Nicko

Not likely, find her yourself!

And there's no need to get personal!

Hollie is his girlfriend, Nicko. He has pictures of her on his walls. He even crayons clothes on her.

the gwim weaper

I wish she was!

She doesn't.

and what about ivy

the gwim weaper

How do you know when you don't even know who she is?

Anyway, unlike yourself, I have other things to do like going out.

Keep looking, you might find her!

Come on fellas a picture of a well-dressed man in a nice suit, shirt and tie just for linma.

Be careful what you wish for.

Or, as in Gwim's case, order from an overseas Marriage Agency.

How do you know when you don't even know who she is?

that doesnt matter with some people they'll make things up wether they know someone or not




Anyway, unlike yourself, I have other things to do like going out.

so you dont fancy living on here then like some folk


someones up early

Sorry, dicky...I was out so missed your tear filled post...
Apparently, you see her in the sun newspaper?

Here's a handy hint, get a balloon, blow it up until it's the size of the human head (Not yours), cut out the head of 'Hollie' and glue it to the balloon using prit stick or similar. Pop the now ready Hollie head onto a clean pillow in your bed,
Go and have a bath, clean yourself up. Get into bed with Hollie balloon head and kiss it until sated. Sleep until refreshed.

Peel cut out of 'Hollie' off the balloon and store until further usage is required/energy is built up.


See how good I am to you.

Ooo...The waster's arrived.

hello sicko

can you back any of your comments up yet

Help, I'm wasting away....

Will Becks do, Linma?

Anyone got a couple of Anadin?

HAHAHA....

hopefully youll try and be a big lad soon but not be as lucky next time

Blue pills?

They sell bllue pills in a vending machine in Tesco's lavvies.

Ian dury and the blockheads...Smashing group.

was you 2 part of that goup

I wonder if you get club points?

Mr. Dury was ever so clever...He suffered from Polio, don't you know.

You don't get club points at the cig counter, so I can't see you getting them when you buy blue pills.

i didnt

hope he didnt come off a bike at 70mph and then try to blame someone else

you didnt answer the question

Better off learning to play the triangle anyway, Dustaf...can't even manage a fiddle I heard.

still avoiding the question....bit like when i asked you to back up your comments....nowt new there then

On second thoughts, maybe the triangle would be a tad too strenuous.


Will have a rethink...

What about some nakky pictures?

Edit.

That was not a response to Gwim's last post. but it could just as well have been.

'What! About some nakky pictures?'

If you can't think of anything make something up



Still no answer

Let us not get 'other people' bleating as well, Dustaf. Enough with this wastrel

Be careful what you wish for

The bleating is far to exciting for me

That best you can do........its no wonder you make things up

'us'

You're the one cranking the pump.

Another one bites the dust.

No wonder...etc..

Apologies to Veg Grower

Is the answer:

Cock Robin?

I couldn't quite discern the question.

And I didn't like to google it.

Pumping the crank, you mean

Thank goodness for Google

HAHAHA

There's original.

Made it myself, don't you know...No need for any of that googly nonsense.

Where have I seen that before .........oh I use I've used it loads a times

Can't even get his own smiley

Stick to avoiding questions

Ok, wasty....what question would you like answering?

Alice, Alice..... etc...

Over it's head again, I'm afraid.

Little Tinker

His neighbours a'singin'

Where do i start sicko

Was i in the bookies when you called went in

Prove I'm on disability benefit

That'll do for now

I wonder if sicko says anything about our heroes

Wasty, take your disability car back then. Save us taxpayers some money.

Oh, I know nothing about our 'heroes' By that I presume you mean Soldiers?

Tomorrow is the launch of the Poppy appeal, it is being held all over the Country, I shall be attending two as part of the British Legion, Liverpool (The Liverpool eye) and Chester, (Dale camp). I will even be on Telly.


What will you be doing?..Hmmm!
Wasting time, I bet

Prove that i have one and stop skirking

I'll leave you to do a search sicko

lol@ wasty

You asked what I 'say' about our Heroes. I pay my respects to every last one who comes back to Dear old Blighty in a box, or in need of help is what WE do.

Wootton Bassett Lance Corporal Liam Tasker & Theo.

Remembrance service for Cpl Terry Webster

Cleckheaton Funeral of Warrant Officer Class 2 Graham Bean.

National Memorial arboretumService to the Fallen in all wars.



These are but a small selection of remembrance/repatriation services I have attended.

I do little, but I do what I can for the men and Women of the Armed Forces, inc. fundraising for their families.


Apologies to VG

I hope you don't come out with sicko comments about our heroes


Found anything yet skirker

I rest my case.

Hooray, after doing a bit of rooting, he's finally found out who Hollie is.

Give the man a cigar!

p.s. Hope he behaved himself when he was looking at her, especially when he was watching her doing her spin.

I'll take that as a no

Makes you wonder what goes through some people's head

Dicky. I don't know who hollie is, as I don't buy the sun, you typed that's where you saw her. No need to thank me for the advice


wasty. in your case, other people's words.


Still wondering what a skirker is

Make something up

But used by a sicko

Nah, you bore me. I am away to find something interesting to do...Oooh look, a spinning thing...

Try and find the bookie thread

Damage as been done now

the gwim weaper

No, you mention the Sun first at 13.57

By the way, I feel sure that many people on here would be interested to know what branch of the armed forces you were in during your bit for Queen and Country?

Dicky. I feel sure by 'many people' you mean you.

Will you also be asking after my underwear?


(Pssst, you have mentioned Hollie on other occasions/threads, and mentioned her appearance in the sun newspaper.
(Posted by: ruddy duck (5256)
Sun, I would think.

Especially the month showing Holly

Replied: 20th Sep 2011 at 18:24)



Early onset of alzheimer's, perchance?

the gwim weaper

You have been rooting again.

And please can we have a answer to my qustion about your service in the armed forces.

Seeing that you do a lot for our lads, I would be interested to know about any service you did?

On this, I am not having a go at you.

First, you may apologise.

the gwim weaper

Oh dear, it looks like I have touched a nerve regarding any service in the armed forces.

24035082 in my case.

lol...where did you get that thought from?...I don't care about you, nor your service number.

I asked you to apologise before I disclose any information about myself.

(Forgot about the alzheimers...I was referring to your accusation that I was the one who mentioned Holly/Hollie being in the sun)


Now, dicky, you must stop with this obsession about me, where I work, where I live, etc.

I think you are a sex fiend after stealing tesco value blue pills.

I asked you to apologise

hahahaha thats rich

Oooo..is wasty back?

never been anywhere.....i dont go missing if i dont get my own way

Swifty will be popping up in a minute, asking qwestchuns.

that was something else you couldnt back up........thanks for that

All we need is a number.

What's the problem. not got one?

And like all ignorant people, always has to make personal remarks to other posters when not having all your own way!

Check out the spelling, grammar. wasty

Posted by: swifty (212)
i no a few people who have walking difficulties when its sunny so as you can imagine they have not been out of the house for days. When people are in this position they have to rely on neighbours, friends and familys. I must admit though i am mistified why this person is out and about in this weather

Posted by: swifty (212)
true that, i no she needs to get out but not in this weather, hopefully she will think twice next time and stay were its warm

Replied: 9th Jan 2010 at 15:57

Though your alter ego did come up with one snippet of advice...

Posted by: swifty (212)
I hope so, its a good site with some nice helpful people on. Its just a few people who spoil it but i suppose you get that on all forums. Hopefully, if ignored, they may go away.

not just personal ones rd but sick ones

i was going to put it out of its misery and show it up but i'll carry on

We?....Dicky, you need to find out where I live is all. Deviant!

Obsessed.

i was going to put it out of its misery and show it up but i'll carry on
HAHAHA!

im glad i've nothing to be ashamed of

LOL!

Put me out of my misery, wasty

i've not shown people that im a sicko

WASTY

17 up, 5 down





when I say whiskey, you say hands.

"whiskey!"
"hands!"
"whiskey!"
"hands!"

THE WASTY WASTY WHISKEY HANDS




(Shhh, lest I be Ruwined)

im glad i was brought up better and not to come out with sick comments

i hope it doesnt say that about our heroes, proper heroes who went to war

And his jokes are corny as well.

Deja vu

No need for apologies.

Now I know how dustaf felt when someone 'spoiled his nice new thread.

Back ont thread - lovely pic of Daniel Craig - looking equally good fully clothed - on a par with Mr June in the afore-mentioned calendar - the delightful Mr Tindall.

Many thanks, VG. I shall ignore the reprobates whilst on your smashing thread.

I've never been shunted before - was the topic too riskaaay for General?

It was due to the bickering...Take note of the antagonist,
(27th Oct 2011 at 13:56) once he started posting, the thread took a severe turn for the worse...
Never learns.
I can only apologise once again for my part in this.

Heck I nearly dropped my popcorn. Best entertainment for a while.

One for both myself and Dustaf.....

Ooooh.

Isn't she thet Scottish woman.

I've gone all 'Lothian and Borders'

I knew VG was asking for bother from the start.

Posted by: dustaf (22345)
Sexism at it's most blatant.

Should be banned on here.

Replied: 26th Oct 2011 at 14:34
Edit


See.

And what about you and Mr Gwim's pics of nakky women?

Are women not allowed to point out the attributes of certain gentlemen?

No, that's just wanton depravity...GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, YOU FILTHY BEAST!

I can't put my pinny on quick enough - supper will be on the table in 10 minutes.

I don't know why I frequent these places.

And who's nicked the Coolie's picture?

Ms Robb's been nicked

As Gary Glitter sang:

'Do you want to be in my gang'

Very appropiate for the gwim weeper!

p.s. the fact that the thread has been moved, tells you who runs the website.

Mmmm time we investigated.

I unblocked 'it' to search it's post and found this...on a thread about motability cars.

'walshy76 (4988)

'then tell us how do geniune disabled people with genuine walking difficulties get out and about


your moaning about people on benefits then please tell me how i would get to work with out my supposedly free car



Note supposedly free car sicko'

Mmmmmmm..so you have walking difficulties here and get to work with your 'supposedly' free car?

And there is more from 'it'...


'if i could afford to pay for my own car on top of paying my morgage, full council tax, prescription and dental charges etc etc i would

how much do you think it would cost for a taxi or minbus to liverpool everyday

its not a free car, as people have already told you, it a car paid for from a disabled benefit, which unfortunatley is open to very easy abuse,'

But you claimed on here you don't have a motability car..

'walshy76 (4988)
Prove that i have one and stop skirking

I'll leave you to do a search sicko'

My work is done,you're back on ignore.

I can't abide liars.

supposedly free car

if you dont understand ask you kids to explain the differance

so you have walking difficulties

'then tell us how do geniune disabled people with genuine walking difficulties get out and about

so where does it say I HAVE WALKING DIFFICULTIES

Wasty


Jay, he bums off society

Ruddy Dick...Cracking name for you that.

Oh no.....Wasty might 'Ruwin me' now.

Ruwined ruwined I tells ye..
Brine, order me a coche plees.

I did also discover this..

'nicko (2773)
Walshy are you Disabled?'

And 'it' answered..

walshy76 (4991)
'no but i work with people who are and i also no people who are and
i'm not talking about the people who have motability cars and let there daughters use them for work,'


Looks like it may be a case of fraud.

When you think it can't get any worse,it does.

another load of crap off the low life lying troll and the site sicko

so were does it say i have a car and walking difficulties

there 2 of you so even thickos like you must be able to sort this one out

Thick as pig muck, eh.

shirley the 2 cowards must be able to come up with something

or just make something up again

Veg Grower has alot to answer for.

That must be Giant Haystacks botty I see. Are those the attributes VG was on about.

Now then, clever clogs. It's a play on words.

Ignore Mr Haystacks and tell me the name of the other mon?

See. I'm happy to explain the machinations of my tiny mind.

Now look here Big Daddy. His names on his shirt it distinctly says Big Ad.

His real name?

I knew it bowt googlin.

Shirley Crabtree

A womans name cant remember

Yes, Bluesman.

Now, and do keep up at the back:

Who is that on my 13:44?

And what spoof series was he famous for?

Lesley Neilson

AKA Frank Drebin.

Do you remember some of the lines that were often repeated?

Such as:

"Cigarette?" as an open pack was offered

"Yes it is"

Surely you cant be serious.

Or is it 'Airplane' I'm thnking of?

Types he after having a little google.

Airplane

Look what google sent me

http://www.shirleyofhollywood.com/Shirley/shirleycatalog1.php

Which brings us nicely back to topic.

Much better than the Kay's catalogue.

Shirley Of Hollywood did have a calendar online but the pics have lapsed.

2006

There you go, nicely brought back to the original subject.

In't google great?

someones up early......have they wet the bed

Surely Knott

i think someone is telling porkys

been on here this morning and this afternoon

theres a smell about

which is you on the pictures sicko

they've nearly all got bald heads

Wasty

Poppy launch 2011. Liverpool Eye





(pssst, ruddy dick, don't get all sexually frustrated or nothing, but that's me at the back)

No baldness on my Shirley's Of Hollywod find.

dustaf - I am sure I do have a lot to answer for but there was never any intention of causing bother - perhaps things have gotten out of hand

erontquay - no those are not the attributes I was initially referring to.

Miss Mclean?...A Beaut and a half of full cream milk!

I think there may be some men on thet Shirley's site, VG.

I didn't look, as I was busy checking the ladies pics for decency.

http://www.shirleyofhollywood.com/gyz/gyz.php

Some pics of a mon ^^^^^^

Thankyou dustaf - interesting to note the company has been going since 1949.

Really?

I hadn't noticed.

the gwim weeper

You mean the bald headed observer?

Where's your baret and campaign medals, man?

Without reading his replies,i don't know how the 'weasel' can show his face after this beating.

Ruddy Dick. As you are so desperate to find out about me and my life, ask Brian to pass on your details to me. I will email my entire service record, inc. pictures, work past and present, inc. place/date of Birth

(Dick, My boots stayed in the military longer than you did, dick. Conscription forced you in, fear drove you out)

Dick, I am proud of the fact that I, amongst many many other fantastic people, helped raise over 80 Million opounds for service personnel/families of Same, by direct action through events/activities, etc.

What have you done?

The Gwim Weaper

Actually, you are wrong about the conscription as apart from the fact that it was for only two years, I am not that old.

In regard to your last paragraph, what else can I say, but carry on with the great work you are doing for the armed forces and their families.

Sorry, if I went a bit too far on the matter, as I was not sure if you were genuine, but I now I am.

Over the years, I have met a lot of people who have claimed to have done a lot for the armed forces, but in reality have done nothing apart from attend the yearly rememberence parade, if that.

In my case, I will continue my limited suport by continuing to buy a poppy and a cross for the garden each year, and continue to buy the draw tickets that the Royal British Legion keep sending me during the course of a year and of course attend a rememberence service.

Hope my comments will end the matter.

All i can say is Bloomin Heck!!! I'll get my coat !!