Round The Pole!!! 25th June 2009

Wigan's Best Loved Comedy Night Return's !

Round the Pole is Back on Thursday 25 of June @ Stilletoes Night Club, King st west, Wigan !.

This Month Joining the Madness We Have .........

Mark Rough

Darren Atherton

Ray kane

And introducing Mike Metcalfe.



Our Raffle With Top Cash Prizes ........Yes Thats Right Kids Top Cash Prizes !!

Plus Your Chance To Custard Pie Jimmy O'Neill and The Regulars.

As Always David Cartwright , And Lovely Emma Our Glamourous Assistant.

The Evening Will Be Compered By Jimmy O'Neill , Aided And Abbeted By Ashton legend Alan The Maddhatter ! !


Doors Open 8.30pm . Showtime 9.00pm

Admission Only £5.00................We Must Be Mad


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"Admission Only £5.00................We Must Be Mad "

No, you must be desperate!

And, unless the rules have changed, I thought advertising on here wasn't allowed?

"plus your chance to custard pie jimmy o'neil"

how exciting!

Andrew,

Its a Wigan Comedy Night... for Wigan people. It's all about fun.... What's the problem

Andrew?

Just pointing out that it is advertising a commercial event "No trade or commercial links / sales."

"Wigan Comedy Night . . . for Wigan People . . ."

Hope you've got Tonker on the door to sort THAT one out for you . . . more fun listening to Tonker actually . . .

Good luck with it darren Great to see someone getting of their butt and promoting Wigans rich vain of comedians rather that degrading them and saying negative things about them.

PS. always willing to help with info.

"Great to see someone getting of their butt and promoting Wigans rich vain of comedians" and also advertising on a board that has a "no advertising" rule . . .

O'Neill funny? Hmmm... Wonder if Harry will get in free? after all he's supplied him with most of his "material"

Harry was invited to the event a few times... At Round The Pole it's not about the videos or aimed at anyone. Its about giving people a good laugh and having a good time. Jimmy is the king Gong this Month a competition for comedians run by the comedy store in Manchester. That shows he does have talent.

Don't judge or put something down until you have tried it.... Come down have a laugh and let yourself go. This event is for Wiganers and for Wigan. No matter what is said on these boards or forum everyone is welcome.

Think of it this way... im doing something much different than normal... Stand Up comedy with a tribute to the 1972 Royal Variety Performance of Rod Hull and Emu with a adult touch.... If it works it will be something very special if not I'll die the death and look a fool.... not the first time on stage...

"Don't judge or put something down until you have tried it...."

Funny you should mention that...have written material for others and performed myself.

Best luck with your act, it sounds . . .nope, I'm stuck for a term that doesn't sound abusive!

Not my particular cup of tea . . . and talking of T's doesn't "Stiletto" have one L and two T's ?

and talking of T's doesn't "Stiletto" have one L and two T's ?


No

Darren you ignoring me?

not at all... just wait and see

I may come and watch your Rod Hull tribute.

Do you want it filming and put on here , I have a mate who has made a few vids.

I was thinking about it.... I'm a Bit nervous as this is something different to what I do normally and I have had to add some adult comedy into the act too...

I'm sure Mick (the cameraman) will put you at ease Darren.

lol.... but on a serious note I'm thinking of getting it filmed. Then I know where I'll go right or wrong.

Good luck Darren you have that "knock me down - bounce back quality"

So you're half way there..

Just one thing, your role models i.e. Tommy Cannon, Bobby Ball, Rod Hull...

Who wrote that appalling ad?

Why is there an apostrophe after the "n"in Wigan's?
Wy does Back have a capital B?
Why are st. and west not capitalized?
Why does Ray lane have a lower case L?
Why is there not an apostrophe after the final "T" in Thats?
When did "Custard Pie" become an active verb?

Are there no standards left, dammit?

Why are st. and west not capitalized?

Shouldn't it be capitalised?

"Good luck Darren you have that "knock me down - bounce back quality"

Y'mean like a Yogi bear doll Bennie?..

whacker

It's not a letter to the Queen... It's just a thread on a internet forum... Who really cares??????????????

On these things it's just type and post...

Interesting spelling of Stiletto's there . . . did the management help you with your ad on here? Hope your material's better written, eh!

Whacker also missed out on the full stop after the exclamation mark after the second Wigan

Whacker and standards . . . hmmm could that be a return of the Obsessive Compulsive?

Ian you've written material for others , would you consider knocking something together (pro bono) for Darren?

It would be a wonderful act of kindness and I think you both would be enriched by it.

Just a suggestion.

No.

A wonderful act of kindness . . .

No.

Enriched . . .

Hahaha!

No.

Is that a No then , Ian.

well...

Ian can't be that good anyway... Comedy writers get £80 for every minute of material....

Sod Ian. I'll write your gig Darren.

And I'll grease the pole.

Well, glad that's sorted.

Darren will I'm sure give all he has.

bennie get your bic out now and begin . . .

Dostaf . . . hehehe!

hey its all abit of fun!!!!!!!!!!! no hard feelings guys I have a sense of humour

Fair do's darren.

And good luck.

Edit 00:19 Ignore last well-wish.

Break a leg.

well-wish???

Anyone going to this one?

ITS ALMOST HERE!!!!!

I've completed your script Darren, paced out it should give you 5 minutes of material.
So at £80 a minute you owe me £400.

Here it is;

"I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed,

so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet.

She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She
turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop w*nking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

I just saw that Harry Potter film.

A bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke

hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?"





I have your details and shall send on the invoice.

Let me know if you want more.

lol... its all old stuff that is....

All old and practically all as used by Jimmy Carr - didn't realise you were a fan Bennie...


...how do you spell plagiarise?

Thats true Ian... By the way in comedy there is no such thing as the word plagiarise. It's recycle

Now for once Darren we are in total agreement!

Mind you, day like today, blue sky, birds singing, makes you feel glad to be alive. . .

. . . don't you wish you were?

25 free internets for spotting where that one came from!

Bah you've rumbled me.

Yes I like Jimmy Carr, Ian.

Posted by: darren (981)
Thats true Ian... By the way in comedy there is no such thing as the word plagiarise. It's recycle

Replied: 24th Jun 2009 at 11:55

I don't think J Carr sees it that way. (See 'fattist/fattest' joke)


How did the show go?

Was it funny?

Was it a good night, Darren?

Also what were you doing on the Michael Jackson thread at 00.15 last night, I though the comedy night only got going then?

They chuck out early blc. (And not just the punters )

Jimmy Carr

Dostaf I may be in trouble.

Didn't you take precautions then?

Died on my ass last night.... but hey who cares now for my next gig without the puppet on Sunday...

Where's the puppet appearing?

lol..dostaf... well i was well and true the only puppet last night

Never mind darren. At least you had the wotsits to stand up and give it a go.

Good luck for Sunday, Darren.