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I've completed your script Darren, paced out it should give you 5 minutes of material.
So at £80 a minute you owe me £400.

Here it is;

"I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed,

so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet.

She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She
turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop w*nking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

I just saw that Harry Potter film.

A bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke

hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?"





I have your details and shall send on the invoice.

Let me know if you want more.