One for Everyone

An Englishman,A Scotsman,An Irishman,A Latvian,A Turk,An Aussie,A Yank,An Egyptian,A Jap,A Mexican,A Spaniard,A Greek,A Russian,An Estonion,A German,A Frenchman,An Italian,A Pole,A Lithuanian,A Swede,A Finn,An Isreali,A Bulgarian,A Romanian,A Serb,A Chzeck,and a Swiss went to a Nightclub,
The Bouncer Says "I Can't let you Lads In Without a Thai"

Send for Bernard Righton. (John Thompson PC jokes about integration)

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On a casual stroll out on the seafront at Blackpool, I happened to stumble upon a bloke and a woman having an enormous shouting match which descended into violence, the woman smacking the guy in the head then the guy belting the woman. Next thing a copper turns up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts clouting the guy with his truncheon. Then, cutting a long story short the guy wrestles the truncheon from the copper and starts belting his Mrs AND the copper.

Just to cap it all off this crocodile turns up and nicks all the sausages! What a world we live in!

By god mester. It was only at the full stop that I got it.

And no mention of Toby?

He was too jugged!

Gerroff.

They are called 'Professors' you know.

Coincidentally, so were a group of daredevil chaps who dove into the sea from Southport pier. One had a wooden leg I think. (bowt googlin)