General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

On a casual stroll out on the seafront at Blackpool, I happened to stumble upon a bloke and a woman having an enormous shouting match which descended into violence, the woman smacking the guy in the head then the guy belting the woman. Next thing a copper turns up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts clouting the guy with his truncheon. Then, cutting a long story short the guy wrestles the truncheon from the copper and starts belting his Mrs AND the copper.

Just to cap it all off this crocodile turns up and nicks all the sausages! What a world we live in!