phobias

Have you any phobias, can not do, will not do, an old friend of mine would never wear or have any thing to do with the colour green, I had a car painted silk green, which was more silver than green, which my friend cheerfully rode in, until I told him the colour description, he then refused to have anything whatever to do with it, I said that green is the colour of life it self, but he was adamant he wasn't getting in that car again, my wife god rest her soul, would go into hospital for operation after operation, of which she had many, but would not go to a dentist for love or money.

Hi Aitch! I have got a fear of lifts and dentists are a very close second.

I will NOT get into a lift - NO WAY!!!

I have been hypnotised to try and stop the fear and they still terrify the life out of me.

I feel like I'm being suffocated and cannot breathe.

Also my heart beats 20 to the dozen - the most horrible experience I have ever had!!!

Dentists and spiders dopn't bother me at all

I hate heights. Dont even like going up ladders. I did a parachute jump some years back for charity and also to try and get over my fear. I did the jump but it made it worse, had nightmares for about three weeks afterwards. I remember when I told my dad I was doing the jump he said, "Son, there is two things that fall out the air. Bird crap and idiots!"

Crane flies, they make my blood run cold.

Driving - I passed my test at 18, but I'm terrified of it.

rats..woke up down a cargo hatch years ago after a boozy night.the b******s were all over me, and had quite a few bites too.
whistling.
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under ladders is a no go.

FROGS ! Petrified of 'em.I have had many fishing trips spoiled just by hearing one! Had this thing from the age of three and I can remember the incident that caused this fear.....but its a long story!

Franny Said "Son, there is two things that fall out the air. Bird crap and idiots!"

I wont mention my Parachuting days then ....

Anoraknaphobia can be a problem for some folk.

I'm with you aspuller Frogs, I found seven of the dirty bu****s in the garden last year all in a clump and i nearly died, told my son to get them in a bucket and pour them down the grid. Then speaking to my neighbour, he says he doesn't know where the frogs are this year they haven't come back to his pond, no and their not likely too either!

I must admit - I love frogs. They're one of my favourite animals.

I have one

Women

I darn,t go near em they look at you up and down down and up BRRRRR scares me silly
not knowing what they are going to do to you
JJ

fears hmmmmmmmm birds flying in enclosed spaces....bees, wasps, anything that can fly

CUSTARD PANS!!!!!
Wont wash a pan that has had custard made in it. crrrrrringe!!!!!!!! I remember when i were a teenager and i had to wash up and yes we had custard pans that I would never wash.... me mother said OK EITHER ya wash the pan i'll give ya a good hiding.. after a 2 sec pause I said OK I'L HAVE A GOOD HIDING BUT CAN I GO OUT AFTER IT

Heights and lifts I do go in em but I'm terrified

Tell yer what OC I dunno how anyone can parachute again and again! Frittened me and I wont be rushing to do it again. Two of my mates on the parachute jump went and did it again straight away after but I wouldnt. I got dizzy in the 70's in me platform shoes, thats how frittened of height I am!

I loved parachuting Fran, managed to progress from the various stages of 'static line' to 'freefall' (none of this rubbish 'tandem' jumping )

Got old now, and been awhile since I jumped, so would have to start from scratch if I took it up again

Heights, wasps, bees, and rats. I had a very bad experience with a rat some years ago.

spacehopper,Nip over the fence and fill the pond in !


jo anne, Frogs are not animals, but they are unlovable !

Didn't even know he had a pond until he complained about the frogs goin missing. He won't have any this year either if it's owt to do with me. I hate em! And i think they only come into my garden to spite me cos i don't like them.

My wifes friend has a pond and loads of frogs,her cat takes them indoors !!! uuuuuhhhh....No Way !!

frogs legs taste like chicken mmmmmmmmmmmm

Miggins: Well, today's hot choice is Chicken Pimpernel in a Scarlet Sauce,
Scarlet Chicken in a Pimpernel Sauce, or Huge Suspicious-Looking
Sausages in a Scarlet Pimpernel Sauce.

Edmund: What exactly is Scarlet Pimpernel sauce?

Miggins: [she uses her hands to demonstrate as she speaks] You take a large
ripe frog, squeeze it [one of the squishy noises is heard as she
makes this motion, giving away what the noise is] --

Aspuller, frogs are animals.

They're very lovable too.

dostaf,
T'other side ut Pennines fer thee,lad !

He seems to have a phobia of that, Aspuller.

jo anne,
Your reet,!Couldn't bring myelf to even read more than a few lines of that !!

I often fear getting a round in.

Could I be one of "them".

Going outside

He does,but he is safe for now,that machine requires spare parts and there very difficult to find

No shortage of spare parts in Tykeland aspuller.


I'd better hop it.

I know,I've met some of 'em!

"More lard on the gibbet Mr Higginbottom, we could be busy soon."

I'm frightened of being frightened.

Is that a phobophobic?

Or am I thinking of a 4 x 4?

Or even a four by two?

But then that would be a plank.

Or wood it?