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Two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing
Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To
Rain. One Of The Ladies Pulled Out A Condom,
Cut Off The End,Put it Over Her Cigarette,
And Continued Smoking.

Lady 1: What's That?

Lady 2: A Condom. This Way My Cigarette
Doesn't Get Wet.

Lady 1: Where Did You Get It?

Lady 2: You Can Get Them At Any chemist.

The Next Day, Lady 1 Hobbles Herself Into The
Local chemist And Announces To The
Pharmacist That She Wants A Box Of Condoms.
The Guy, Obviously Embarrassed, Looks At Her
Kind Of Strangely (She Is, After All, Over 80
Years Of Age), But Very Delicately Asks What
Brand She Prefers.

"Doesn't Matter, Son, As Long As It Fits A
Camel.