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I enjoyed the R & M Kes spoof - their bird's more like a Kite than a Kestrel, though I think Kestrels are the only birds of prey that hover.

And the Fast Show Rambling Hiker sketch ... I bet you find it a hoot.

I have occasionally seen a young lad, about early twenties, walk along the Ince canal towpath with a bird on his arm.