Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

At this time of year it is usual to find articles in the press about kids being excluded due to haircuts.

You can practically put money on it. Little Tyson sent home because his hair is too short, wrong colour, has bullet stripes etc.

Usually had it done during the holidays and regardless of school rules and regs, Mum is always disgruntled.
Cue pic of Mum and Tyson looking stereotypically glum for the local rag.

Anyroad, this year, there's been a nice change to the usual story.

Cracker!