Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

I propose that all politicians be made to swear a “hippocratic oath”, preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies, or or at least admit that they were wrong.

The Government have made it quite clear that a contributory factor in the present economic downturn is bad management of Hedge funds. It is proposed that all hedge funds will be banned and replaced with a proper brick wall, with footings.

The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waste they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.

Anyone allowing their Hyena to poop on the pavement should shovel it away immediately, As this is no laughing matter